Posts

• Category: Actual communications involving actual athletes
  • Transcript of an audio recording capturing an exchange between Ken Whisenhunt and Kurt Warner of the Arizona Cardinals September 2nd, 2008
  • Actual email from President Bush regarding the commution of Marion "Pacman" Jones’ prison sentence August 6th, 2008
  • Twins prepare Liriano defenses July 31st, 2008
  • Email from George Bodenheimer to Roger Federer regarding proposed Wimbledon coverage July 3rd, 2008
  • Written statement prepared by Brett Favre regarding "un-retirement" rumors July 3rd, 2008
• Category: Featured News
  • Defiant atheist continues to use the term ‘Devil Rays’ October 13th, 2008
  • Vitale so excited about the Rays that he’s just walking around yelling all the time and saying these ridiculous phrases October 12th, 2008
  • Hockey players fight over politics with Palin in attendance October 12th, 2008
  • Mayor of Poughkeepsie invites Cole Hamels to son’s wedding October 10th, 2008
  • Oden misses first preseason game with temporary blindness following 50th birthday party October 10th, 2008
  • Zambrano to take statistics at Northwestern October 10th, 2008
  • Hockey blogger gets record traffic on first day of NHL season October 9th, 2008
  • God apologizes to Jews for scheduling Yom Kippur during Hamels start October 9th, 2008
  • Alexander Ovechkin tells family he’s going on extended business trip (again) October 9th, 2008
  • B.J. Upton benched for remainder of playoffs for lack of hustle during post-game celebration October 8th, 2008
  • Harold Reynolds eliminated from playoffs October 8th, 2008
  • Burress was in DC last week helping on bailout plan October 8th, 2008
  • Yankee stadium to be destroyed with 55,000 Yankee fans inside October 6th, 2008
  • Florida Marlins apply to Extreme Home Makeover October 6th, 2008
  • Sabathia loses control; weight expected to balloon. October 6th, 2008
  • Bush convenes Congress to figure out who he should start between LT2, Ronnie Brown, and Frank Gore October 4th, 2008
  • Cubs infielders mad at Zambrano for inducing so many groundballs October 3rd, 2008
  • Colts would like Peyton Manning to be a little more folksy, like Sarah Palin October 3rd, 2008
  • Sarah Palin told Travis Henry that selling cocaine was legal October 2nd, 2008
  • Philadelphia fan commits ritual suicide after dominant start by Cole Hamels October 2nd, 2008
  • Angry Al Davis to run for President October 2nd, 2008
  • Jeter preparing for October by buying tickets online October 1st, 2008
  • Bush leaving work early to watch MLB playoffs October 1st, 2008
  • Carlos Zambrano tells teammates he would’ve voted against bailout plan October 1st, 2008
  • Gardenhire wants to go double or nothing; Guillen reluctant September 30th, 2008
  • Detroit Shock wins third consecutive WNBA title, according to eyewitness account September 30th, 2008
  • Brewers have Sabathia throw a 180-pitch side session Tuesday September 30th, 2008
  • Delmon Young apparently thinks today’s game decides the World Series championship September 30th, 2008
  • White Sox’ Ozzie Guillen proposes to "swap teams" with Twins’ Ron Gardenhire September 26th, 2008
  • McCain wants to postpone debate until fantasy baseball season is over September 26th, 2008
  • Pete Carroll: "Our players make way too much money to lose to a team like Oregon State" September 26th, 2008
  • Millen joins McCain campaign September 25th, 2008
  • Palin hoping for a lot of snow machine racing questions at VP debate September 25th, 2008
  • Josh Howard refuses to bow to Queen of England September 25th, 2008
  • McCain makes waiver claim on Paul Hornung September 25th, 2008
  • Selig proposes plan to make things right with Astros September 25th, 2008
  • Clay Aiken admits he loves hockey September 24th, 2008
  • Missouri legislature promotes Mizzou to NFL; removes Chiefs and Rams September 24th, 2008
  • Evangelicals take credit for Tampa Bay playoff berth September 24th, 2008
  • Josh Howard joins Al-Qaeda September 23rd, 2008
  • Jeremy Shockey to miss 4-6 weeks with penis chapping September 23rd, 2008
  • Favres forgot to cancel Monday Night Football party September 22nd, 2008
  • Selig to Astros: "Stop complaining, or I’ll make you play the entire 2009 season in Montreal." September 22nd, 2008
  • Azinger favorite to be next coach of Oakland Raiders September 22nd, 2008
  • Sheffield and Ventura join same Facebook group September 22nd, 2008
  • Patriots sign Manning September 20th, 2008
  • Brock Lesnar inks UFC contract to fight himself September 20th, 2008
  • Big Brown becomes analyst with NBC September 20th, 2008
  • Tom Brady retired to stud September 18th, 2008
  • Local man can’t quite explain why he wants to see Chris Cooley’s schlong so badly September 17th, 2008
  • TO declares Monday night performance "best three-catch game ever in NFL history" September 17th, 2008
  • Turns out Cooley masturbates fully clothed September 16th, 2008
  • Bettman thrilled that Sarah Palin keeps mentioning hockey September 16th, 2008
  • Jeff Garcia to miss today’s game with sore ankle, limp wrist September 14th, 2008
  • Palin skips interview prep to play Big Buck Hunter September 14th, 2008
  • NBA to PETA: "Tell me how my ass tastes" September 14th, 2008
  • Matt Cassel prays science experiment ends world before Sunday September 11th, 2008
  • Lance Armstrong goes for bike ride in France, ends up unretired September 11th, 2008
  • LPGA rewrites English-only rules September 10th, 2008
  • LANCE ARMSTRONG ASSUMED THE TOUR DE FRANCE WAS CANCELED IN HIS ABSENCE September 10th, 2008
  • Tom Brady’s rehab plan is basically to bang a bunch of supermodels September 10th, 2008
  • Boston sports fans gear up for hockey season September 10th, 2008
  • Co-worker won’t shut up about picking Michael Turner in the 10th round September 9th, 2008
  • Man decides to give fantasy hockey "a try" September 9th, 2008
  • Irate Bostonian attacks roommate over Brady injury September 9th, 2008
  • Serena Williams takes title at U.S. Open; rips apart adult grizzly bear September 8th, 2008
  • Vince Young demands immediate and sincere apology from every Tennessee Titans fan in the universe before he goes back on the field September 8th, 2008
  • White Sox star Carlos Quentin injured while being treated for injury September 8th, 2008
  • Chinese gymnasts looking forward to high school September 8th, 2008
  • Shawne Merriman cleared to play after fifth opinion from Dr. Dre September 5th, 2008
  • Sarah Palin eats Scott Boras’s soul, becomes nicer September 4th, 2008
  • Lee Corso puts on Nick Saban’s head when making prediction September 4th, 2008
  • St. Louis Cardinals bench Matt Leinart September 4th, 2008
  • Man accidentally takes fiance to Nats/Phillies game on "Cole Hamels nails every chick in the place" night September 3rd, 2008
  • Brady, Moss caught playing ‘Screw, Marry, Kill’ with Lynch, O’Neal, and Hobbs September 2nd, 2008
  • Patriots post “Curb Alert” for Lynch on Craigslist September 2nd, 2008
  • Man sends wife passive-aggressive trade offers in fantasy league following domestic dispute August 31st, 2008
  • Papelbon changes intro song from "Wild Thing" to "I Kissed a Girl" August 31st, 2008
  • Thomas absolutely wrecking Edwards in WordTwist on Facebook August 29th, 2008
  • Todd Jones cries and hugs men; teammates say it was "really gay" August 29th, 2008
  • Sports reporter writes column blasting himself after referring to himself in third person August 29th, 2008
  • Probation for Busch, Edwards finally gives NASCAR fans some excitement August 29th, 2008
  • MLB mandates all players must speak Spanish August 29th, 2008
  • Jay Mariotti quits Sun-Times, life August 29th, 2008
  • New York teen unimpressed with "Redeem Team" victory August 29th, 2008
  • Ramirez only now realizes that the Dodgers didn’t give him number 69 August 28th, 2008
  • Jay Cutler makes surprise appearance at Democratic National Convention August 28th, 2008
  • Pretty much every stripper in New Orleans wants to get nailed by Jeremy Shockey August 28th, 2008
  • Satan to Yankees fans: "It’s out of my hands" August 28th, 2008
  • Man mistakenly thinks he’s sitting next to John Juanda on a plane August 27th, 2008
  • Strahan stays retired, wants his check for $25 million ASAP August 27th, 2008
  • Obama asks to have fantasy football draft rescheduled for third time August 27th, 2008
  • Olympics rocked by another age scandal August 27th, 2008
  • Passing of trade deadline allows President Bush to focus more on politics August 26th, 2008
  • Ann Curry annoying friends, family, country by referring to Olympics as "Games of the 29th Olympiad" August 26th, 2008
  • Costas’s kids to get playing cards, t-shirts from airport gift shop August 26th, 2008
  • Women’s gymnastics top-rated program among men 34-55 fitting FBI pedophile profile August 26th, 2008
  • Piazza apparently retired some time ago August 25th, 2008
  • Rockies’ Taveras disappointed about possible demotion August 25th, 2008
  • Paul impresses with genuine interest in other cultures during Olympics August 25th, 2008
  • DataTec "Work Olympics" an enormous failure August 25th, 2008
  • Stuart Scott seeking advanced degree in hopes of jumpstarting career August 22nd, 2008
  • Upton joins basketball league to burn excess energy August 22nd, 2008
  • Sabathia credits Boss for NL dominance August 22nd, 2008
  • Major conflict brewing between women’s field hockey and water polo teams August 21st, 2008
  • Drew’s lingering back problems result of carrying team in June August 21st, 2008
  • Toronto fans confused to see Buffalo and Pittsburgh play football, not hockey August 21st, 2008
  • Johnson injures mouth, mute 3-4 weeks August 20th, 2008
  • ESPN exploring new frontiers in poker coverage August 20th, 2008
  • Anthony on China: Everyone is talking "crazy talk" August 20th, 2008
  • Baseball owners want to use instant replay to review Selig hiring August 19th, 2008
  • BJ Upton wets himself due to lack of hustle August 19th, 2008
  • Instead of cutting hair, Ramirez to wear new, technologically advanced Speedo suit August 18th, 2008
  • Kelton family Olympics marred by doping scandal August 18th, 2008
  • Pedro Gomez still inexplicably standing outside Bonds’ house August 15th, 2008
  • Gasol on photo controversy: "You should’ve seen our other ideas!" August 15th, 2008
  • 2012 Olympics to include sports other than swimming, gymnastics August 14th, 2008
  • Favre surprised, hurt that he’s not on McCain VP short list August 14th, 2008
  • Tour de France reportedly over, someone presumably won August 14th, 2008
  • Olympic swimmer Phelps has water in ear, ends quest for history August 14th, 2008
  • Astros put down El Caballo August 13th, 2008
  • Singing Chinese girl revealed to be computer generated August 13th, 2008
  • Chipper Jones to miss rest of softball season with strained oblique August 13th, 2008
  • Tarvaris Jackson constantly nonplussed August 13th, 2008
  • Joba will be on smaller, more strict pitch count when activated August 13th, 2008
  • Woman loses wedding ring in pocket when she meets James, Paul in Beijing August 12th, 2008
  • Rodgers asked for autograph for first time ever August 12th, 2008
  • Bush learns that waterboarding is not an Olympic sport August 12th, 2008
  • Artemev refused to compete unless carried off by Karolyi August 12th, 2008
  • Sabathia-Fielder combo devastating to Milwaukee buffet owners August 12th, 2008
  • Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner August 11th, 2008
  • Dodgers to force Andruw Jones to take steroids August 11th, 2008
  • John Edwards admits to cheating in fantasy baseball league August 11th, 2008
  • Lezak outduels Bernard in Beijing lunchroom August 11th, 2008
  • 1992 Dream Teamer to join 2008 Olympic basketball team August 10th, 2008
  • Phelps fails to qualify for NASCAR race August 9th, 2008
  • Announcer carefully studying what he can say about female gymnasts without seeming like a total pervert August 8th, 2008
  • Bob Costas is so fucking stoked right now that you have no idea August 8th, 2008
  • PGA invites Ramirez, Favre to gain extra coverage August 8th, 2008
  • ESPN scrambling for Wednesday programming August 7th, 2008
  • Harden invites teammates to view WALL-E August 6th, 2008
  • Chicagoans still suffering from storm August 6th, 2008
  • "Manny being Manny" excuse infuriating to mother of 13-year-old Long Island boy August 6th, 2008
  • Fielder shoves woman for walking out of <em>The Dark Knight</em> before the end August 5th, 2008
  • Zambrano used stunt double Sunday so he could attend Lollapalooza August 5th, 2008
  • Packers hire Steve Smith to work with Favre upon arrival at camp August 4th, 2008
  • Ramirez plans to become gay porn star August 4th, 2008
  • Ken Griffey tears hamstring August 1st, 2008
  • Disgruntled Manny Ramirez demands trade from Dodgers August 1st, 2008
  • Rodgers offers to not play for only $15 million July 31st, 2008
  • Jones makes diving catch in softball game while on DL July 30th, 2008
  • Epstein unable to deal with new Red Sox IT system July 30th, 2008
  • Minaya focusing on fantasy team more than Mets July 29th, 2008
  • Manny Ramirez always rounds up July 28th, 2008
  • Apparently there is some big bike race going on in Europe right now July 27th, 2008
  • Twins give Liriano ultimatum July 26th, 2008
  • Brewers cut Braun, Torres July 25th, 2008
  • Marlins cancel shuttle July 25th, 2008
  • McCarver: I almost made it July 25th, 2008
  • WNBA brawl punishments meted out July 24th, 2008
  • Confused Shockey thinks he was traded to the Dolphins July 22nd, 2008
  • Cynth-Rod accuses Madonna of tampering July 21st, 2008
  • Parcells swayed by 2010 sixth-rounder July 21st, 2008
  • Reporter hopes to get Pulitzer for coverage of Favre’s cell communications July 18th, 2008
  • Packers embroiled in retirement controversy July 18th, 2008
  • NFL not looking for gang signs July 17th, 2008
  • Cole Hamels would have pitched the 16^th for NL July 17th, 2008
  • Favre to return in new role July 17th, 2008
  • Pennsylvania small-business owner furious with National League July 16th, 2008
  • Curmudgeons unite over Packer firing July 15th, 2008
  • Waxman to look into competitive eating scandal July 14th, 2008
  • PETA protests Favre’s return July 14th, 2008
  • Jones left behind after team picnic July 14th, 2008
  • Eva Longoria thrilled to be voted in to the All-Star Game July 13th, 2008
  • 80’s singer Corey Hart wins online All-Star vote July 13th, 2008
  • Bob Gibson to stage Cardinals comeback July 12th, 2008
  • Steroid prices to reach all-time high as demand increases July 11th, 2008
  • Chipper Jones softball team wins first game of season July 11th, 2008
  • Marlins launch eco-friendly team shuttle July 10th, 2008
  • Scandal rocks hot dog eating contest July 10th, 2008
  • Scratched DVD added to AL All-Stars July 10th, 2008
  • Rays’ Maddon hailed as Second Coming July 10th, 2008
  • Nets fans disappointed about 2010-11 Finals loss July 9th, 2008
  • CC Sabathia confused by new nickname July 8th, 2008
  • More of Favre’s phone activities revealed July 8th, 2008
  • Sabathia settles Brewers rotation debate by eating Sheets July 8th, 2008
  • SSNN forced to pull A-Rod story when it actually becomes true July 8th, 2008
  • Cynthia Rodriguez seeking half in divorce filing July 7th, 2008
  • Source: Sabathia demanded trade to Milwaukee July 7th, 2008
  • Changes in store for All-Star Game July 7th, 2008
  • Francouer’s arrival to AA Mississippi delayed for two days by holiday beach traffic July 6th, 2008
  • David Stern stunned to learn the Sonics are moving to Oklahoma City July 6th, 2008
  • Nadal proposes that Wimbledon final renamed, played in a better location July 5th, 2008
  • Entire NFL outsourced to Africa in cost-cutting move July 5th, 2008
  • Randy Moss wants his NASCAR team to increase "rims" budget July 4th, 2008
  • Venus and Serena Williams inspirational for six-foot tall African-American multi-millionaire women everywhere July 4th, 2008
  • Federer tears ACL July 4th, 2008
  • Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez end marriage on technicality July 3rd, 2008
  • Overly nice human being Chase Utley withdraws self from All-Star Game July 3rd, 2008
  • Spanish fans vow to "try harder" after killing only one during victory celebration July 3rd, 2008
  • Clemens receives a record 15 ESPY nominations July 3rd, 2008
  • ESPN unveils latest summer gimmick: "Who’s Porno Hot?" July 2nd, 2008
  • "Devastated" Jair Jurrjens reacts to trade by ruthless fantasy owner July 2nd, 2008
  • "Giant" Costas enjoying trips to China in preparation for the Olympic Games July 1st, 2008
  • Walton hospitalized following overdose on psychedelic albums July 1st, 2008
  • Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes June 30th, 2008
  • Manny looking to alleviate summer boredom June 30th, 2008
  • Rangers to sponsor "Josh Hamilton Night" in Arlington June 30th, 2008
  • A-Rod’s heart touched by Katy Perry single June 30th, 2008
  • Harrison seeks legal advice from Lewis, Simpson June 29th, 2008
  • Twins defect to NL, lead West division by four games June 28th, 2008
  • Jay-Z knocks out Vitale June 27th, 2008
  • Chacon gets contract with UFC June 27th, 2008
  • O’Neal-for-Ford trade actually not a joke June 26th, 2008
  • A-Rod refuses to eat clubhouse food after Betemit double-dip June 26th, 2008
  • Reconstructive mojo repair successful for Tiger June 26th, 2008
  • Tom Brady, Sr. having trouble picking out son’s birthday gift June 26th, 2008
  • Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone June 25th, 2008
  • Reinsdorf on coach: "We’re still looking" June 25th, 2008
  • MRI discovers beer bottles, license plate in Youkilis’ beard June 25th, 2008
  • "Boston Madge" keeps championship train rolling through Boston June 25th, 2008
  • Shaq claims skewed media coverage of freestyle rap June 24th, 2008
  • Major League managers pay tribute to Carlin June 24th, 2008
  • Bradley dotting I’s with hearts in attempt to soften image June 24th, 2008
  • Randolph disappointed with Obama June 23rd, 2008
  • Schilling’s shoulder to have own blog June 23rd, 2008
  • Mariners hope to replace Sexson with Moose June 23rd, 2008
  • Dunn reveals relation to Paul Bunyan June 23rd, 2008
  • Tiger "heartbroken" over missing Ryder Cup June 22nd, 2008
  • Gaston demands Ricciardi sign Olerud, Henderson, Alomar, Stieb June 21st, 2008
  • Cubs accidentally fire Lou Piniella June 20th, 2008
  • New M’s skipper begging Sexson, Silva to leave June 20th, 2008
  • Randolph stunned to see that it becomes dark when the sun goes down June 20th, 2008
  • Yankees accidentally allow Chamberlain to finish his dinner June 20th, 2008
  • Pearl to open jewelry store June 19th, 2008
  • Olympic basketball team hoping Kidd will help avoid gold June 19th, 2008
  • NBA announces hiring of WWE refs June 19th, 2008
  • Mets chairman denies involvement with team June 19th, 2008
  • Pierce injures leg, unable to take out garbage June 18th, 2008
  • Bulls lobbying NBA for more time June 18th, 2008
  • Satan to lead Celtics victory parade, collect on debt of souls June 18th, 2008
  • Extra 10% in oft-used sports cliché discovered to be steroids June 18th, 2008
  • Konerko heads to DL, Chicago rejoices June 17th, 2008
  • PGA to require Tiger’s leg be amputated "for the good of the game" June 17th, 2008
  • Specter begins investigation into National Spelling Bee June 17th, 2008
  • Celtics’ bandwagon collapses under immense weight June 17th, 2008
  • Bruce bests Tiger in friendly match play round June 17th, 2008
  • Steinbrenner suing MLB in wake of Wang injury June 16th, 2008
  • World Poker Tour announces new "All-In" version June 16th, 2008
  • Yankees to headline writers: Stop playing with our Wang June 16th, 2008
  • Mets set booing records during Sunday doubleheader June 16th, 2008
  • Underweight benchwarmer admits to steroid use June 16th, 2008
  • Stern maintains no criminal acts by NBA referees June 15th, 2008
  • Johnson admits he just doesn’t know how to tie his shoes June 15th, 2008
  • Kobe demanding trade again after Game 4 loss June 14th, 2008
  • Five people expected to attend "Battle of Florida" June 13th, 2008
  • Adam Scott missing after first round of U.S. Open June 13th, 2008
  • Italian team unprepared for Toni’s real injury June 13th, 2008
  • NASCAR, horse racing to merge June 13th, 2008
  • Wagner ironically unable to blow out candle in cupcake June 12th, 2008
  • Electronic Arts announces recall, delayed release of NBA Live ‘09 June 12th, 2008
  • Mayweather still insists he’s retired June 12th, 2008
  • Actress Milano expected to break Ripken streak June 12th, 2008
  • Chicago’s newest sex symbol – Sweet Lou June 11th, 2008
  • Ken Griffey, Jr. reaches 600 June 11th, 2008
  • Astros to add new attractions to Minute Maid Park June 11th, 2008
  • Pierce says wheelchair is his normal mode of transportation June 10th, 2008
  • Jackson, Lakers practice excuses June 10th, 2008
  • Benson to enroll in flight school after latest arrest, release from Bears June 10th, 2008
  • Rays thought they were drafting different Beckham June 10th, 2008
  • Shields suspend self for "girly punches" following Rays-Red Sox brawl June 9th, 2008
  • Powe’s production no surprise to friends, teammates June 9th, 2008
  • Waxman literally has nothing else to do June 9th, 2008
  • Michael Phelps ecstatic to be relevant again June 9th, 2008
  • Don Zimmer panics, frantically calls friends in New York after watching <i>Cloverfield</i> June 9th, 2008
  • Bird, Magic emphasize they are not playing in this year’s Finals June 8th, 2008
  • Confused Yankees show up at World Series of Poker June 7th, 2008
  • Teased for his name as a foal, Big Brown has final whinny June 7th, 2008
  • Crisp to file sexual harassment suit against Navarro June 6th, 2008
  • Stanley Cup confiscated by airport security June 6th, 2008
  • Zumaya throws 150 mph change-up, poised for return June 6th, 2008
  • Eight Belles to be uniquely commemorated at Belmont June 6th, 2008
  • Jones upset that Texas ‘looks nothing’ like Hawaii June 5th, 2008
  • Stern to Spurs: no conspiracy, just evened numbered year June 5th, 2008
  • Jets can’t decide which weak-armed QB should start June 5th, 2008
  • Celtics have "secret" weapon against Lakers June 5th, 2008
  • Malone breaks nose during post-game press conference June 4th, 2008
  • Soriano hoping to buy AT&T Park’s enormous glove June 4th, 2008
  • Guillen says "fuck it," pencils self into lineup June 4th, 2008
  • Sharapova’s screams cause Louvre Pyramid to shatter June 3rd, 2008
  • Dusty Baker benches Bruce, Bailey June 3rd, 2008
  • M.I.T. prof discovers equation to determine real age of Dominican players June 3rd, 2008
  • Bruce doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about June 2nd, 2008
  • Hundreds of Red Wings fans hospitalized June 2nd, 2008
  • Phone companies report record call volume over Joba May 30th, 2008
  • Ginobili’s career in question May 30th, 2008
  • Taylor offers to teach Parcells to dance May 29th, 2008
  • Wallace T’d up at breakfast, suspended for Game 6 May 29th, 2008
  • ESPN shuts down after running out of hair care products May 28th, 2008
  • Federer fighting through allergies to clay, the French May 28th, 2008
  • Henry contemplating retirement after receiving hefty economic stimulus check May 28th, 2008
  • Big Brown getting cocky, making enemies May 28th, 2008
  • Popovich cancels Spurs practice May 27th, 2008
  • Navratilova also considering Playboy offer May 27th, 2008
  • Randolph gets vote of confidence from Mets brass May 27th, 2008
  • Suns future in doubt after Shaq steps on Nash May 27th, 2008
  • Noah too high to understand charges against son May 27th, 2008
  • Pujols adds insult to injury May 24th, 2008
  • BoSox starting rotation to work out at toxic waste dump May 23rd, 2008
  • Convicted steroids dealer admits supplying Kurkjian, Clayton May 23rd, 2008
  • Big Brown to race Belmont Stakes backwards May 23rd, 2008
  • Padres management "not that upset" after Pujols injures entire team May 22nd, 2008
  • Dolphins may hold dance contest to lure Taylor back May 22nd, 2008
  • Pedro challenges Don Zimmer to UFC fight May 22nd, 2008
  • Stern denies funny business in Draft Lottery May 21st, 2008
  • Giambi also enjoys wearing bra, high heels May 21st, 2008
  • Jeter, Giambi claim thong sharing part of <i>Sex in the City</i> promotion May 20th, 2008
  • Roddick finds way to avoid first-round upset May 20th, 2008
  • Celtics attribute recent road woes to absence of Garnett nightlight, lucky blanket May 20th, 2008
  • MLB establishment, press, fans all excited about AL East expansion May 20th, 2008
  • Belichick also misinterpreted the rules of marriage May 19th, 2008
  • After hot start, Cubs brace for inevitably tough times May 18th, 2008
  • Preakness to euthanize all non-winning horses on track May 17th, 2008
  • D’Antoni "can’t wait" to work with Marbury May 16th, 2008
  • Specter wants Walsh indicted for teasing May 16th, 2008
  • Kitna predicts Lions will win Super Bowl, end world hunger May 15th, 2008
  • Bonds indictment changed to include head growth, testicle shrinkage May 15th, 2008
  • Sports media run ad, admit they forgot about Beckham May 14th, 2008
  • Dallas radio personality alleges Wings equipped with strategically placed rockets May 14th, 2008
  • Cubs to sell stadium, team, fans as package deal May 14th, 2008
  • Mayor of New Orleans didn’t know Hornets were in playoffs May 14th, 2008
  • Man arrested for sending threatening letters to NFL players May 13th, 2008
  • Matt Walsh turns over tape showing Belichick in Darth Vader mask May 13th, 2008
  • Buckeyes eyeing another BCS Championship thrashing May 12th, 2008
  • NL Central teams petition to have games ended after eight innings May 12th, 2008
  • Cowell receives surprising position at ESPN May 10th, 2008
  • Zimmerman’s success traced to Craigslist May 10th, 2008
  • Harrison admits to vigilante activities May 9th, 2008
  • Neuheisel, Carroll engage in wrestling match over recruit May 8th, 2008
  • Horses attack jockeys with whips May 8th, 2008
  • Benson says arrest is part of training program May 7th, 2008
  • Clemens issues denial of future allegations May 7th, 2008
  • Mickelson misses his breasts, will get implants May 7th, 2008
  • Cops say Benson is surprisingly easy to take down May 6th, 2008
  • Tejada delivers on promise to hit home run for 34 year old boy May 6th, 2008
  • Spurs forced to destroy Bonner after ankle injury May 6th, 2008
  • San Diego Padres two-hit by local high school team May 6th, 2008
  • Raiders determined not to let McFadden interfere with 2009 draft plans May 5th, 2008
  • Crean sees progress in player’s arrest May 5th, 2008
  • Zambrano pre-orders Wii Fit May 3rd, 2008
  • Raiders can’t find Warren Sapp, are concerned May 2nd, 2008
  • Favre’s Madden cover appearance ensures injury-plagued retirement May 2nd, 2008
  • Cubs finally allow Fukudome’s interpreter to reveal 100-year title drought May 1st, 2008
  • Canseco claims to have injected Barbaro and Seabiscuit with HGH May 1st, 2008
  • Cuban loses control, fires self April 30th, 2008
  • Brewers’ mediocre play leading Uecker to drink again April 30th, 2008
  • Police find body frozen underneath ice at Joe Louis Arena April 30th, 2008
  • Bryant banned from Denver hotels, finds cute B&B April 30th, 2008
  • Dallas strip clubs arm security in anticipation of Pacman’s arrival April 29th, 2008
  • Marlins take steps to draw fewer fans April 29th, 2008
  • Cuban trying to reverse Kidd trade before Game Five April 29th, 2008
  • Zito taking aim at single-season loss record April 29th, 2008
  • EXCLUSIVE: Pittsburgh Pirates now hiring for all positions April 29th, 2008
  • League stunned by Howard’s admission April 28th, 2008
  • Chiefs’ GM arrested for drafting while intoxicated April 28th, 2008
  • Wizards win "Gayest Name in NBA" again April 28th, 2008
  • Local economic development professional boldly predicts 40-homer softball season April 28th, 2008
  • Walker selected in fourth and seventh rounds of draft April 28th, 2008
  • Mendenhall falls in draft after being blinded by Keyshawn Johnson’s outfit April 27th, 2008
  • Jerry Angelo spotted buying USA Sports Weekly at 7-11 April 26th, 2008
  • Mock draft administrator clearly a virgin April 26th, 2008
  • Pierce, Garnett auditioning new members for "Big 3" April 25th, 2008
  • Chad Johnson requests trade to Dallas April 25th, 2008
  • Chris Long, Jake Long plan identity switcheroo at draft April 25th, 2008
  • Mixed reactions for Cubs hot start April 25th, 2008
  • Karl vows to "put somebody on that Bryant kid" in Game Three April 25th, 2008
  • Dusty Baker promises to limit Cueto, Volquez, Bailey to 150 pitches per start April 24th, 2008
  • Cubs win 10,000^th meaningless game April 24th, 2008
  • Entire KU team declares for NBA draft April 24th, 2008
  • Raiders have special plans for McFadden April 24th, 2008
  • Celtics offer thanks to Atlanta for exhibition games April 24th, 2008
  • Bird threatens Pacers with short shorts, mustaches April 23rd, 2008
  • Jake Long demands trade from Dolphins April 23rd, 2008
  • Wallace, Pistons blame narcolepsy for loss April 23rd, 2008
  • Cubs fan leader fires back at Brennaman April 23rd, 2008
  • Skiles wakes up hungover, hopes he didn’t do anything stupid in Milwaukee on Monday April 22nd, 2008
  • Kournikova desperately trying to win April 22nd, 2008
  • Garnett apologizes to Celtics fans for "uncharacteristic" post-season performance April 22nd, 2008
  • Padres GM furious with MLB ruling April 22nd, 2008
  • Indiana residents surprised to learn that model drives racecars April 22nd, 2008
  • Tour de France to have "juicer" and "non-juicer" fields April 22nd, 2008
  • Nash shows up at Spurs practice April 21st, 2008
  • Rodriguez denies quad injury is attempt to be like Jeter April 21st, 2008
  • Hopkins and Calzhage probably fought in highly anticipated bout April 21st, 2008
  • P&G to sign Ronaldinho as spokesperson April 21st, 2008
  • Patrick looks forward to winning again in a couple years April 21st, 2008
  • Jones confident plans to "smoke myself retarded" won’t affect reinstatement April 20th, 2008
  • Long eager to follow in father’s footsteps April 19th, 2008
  • Tejada admits he’s actually 70-year-old former Dodger Manny Mota April 18th, 2008
  • OSU denies interviewing Self impersonators for head coaching vacancy April 18th, 2008
  • Jones accidentally files for reinstatement with IRS April 18th, 2008
  • Alexander forced to leave reunion April 18th, 2008
  • Youzhny files assault charges against self April 17th, 2008
  • Reds, cult suicidal after Cueto loss April 17th, 2008
  • Strip poker to be included in next WSoP event April 17th, 2008
  • MLB players urge Canseco to concentrate on family, hobbies instead of finishing new book April 17th, 2008
  • Kurkjian insists he’s never been kicked in the nuts April 16th, 2008
  • Calipari looking to practice free throws "at least once a week" April 16th, 2008
  • Fellow golfers recommend months, perhaps years of rest for Woods’ ailing knee April 16th, 2008
  • Fantasy baseball commish takes responsibility way too seriously April 15th, 2008
  • Chasing TV ratings, BASS fishermen to start using rifles April 15th, 2008
  • Herbstreit nominated for Sexiest ESPN Employee April 15th, 2008
  • Several Charlotte Bobcats considering turning pro April 15th, 2008
  • Dead cardinal, white sock found under Bartman’s seat at Wrigley April 15th, 2008
  • Anthony arrested for suspicion of driving under influence of Iverson April 14th, 2008
  • Tiger admits being intimidated by self on Masters Sunday April 14th, 2008
  • Construction workers find Schilling buried under new Yankee Stadium April 14th, 2008
  • Immelman given jacket, trophy meant for Tiger April 14th, 2008
  • IOC also strips Jones of steroids-induced mustache April 14th, 2008
  • Johnny Cueto anointed as savior, gives blind man sight April 13th, 2008
  • Steroid supplier planning to boycott Olympics April 12th, 2008
  • Doctors discover reason for Rome’s burning April 12th, 2008