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Buckeyes eyeing another BCS Championship thrashing

COLUMBUS, OH -- As the spring football season winds down, many teams have dreams of conference championships and bowl victories. The Ohio State Buckeyes, however, have a different goal [continue reading...]

Posted on May 12th, 2008

NL Central teams petition to have games ended after eight innings

NEW YORK, NY – In an unprecedented move, management from four of the teams within the National League Central Division have petitioned MLB commissioner Bud Selig to allow their teams [continue reading...]

Posted on May 12th, 2008

Cowell receives surprising position at ESPN

BRISTOL, CT -- ESPN officials announced Saturday that brash American Idol judge Simon Cowell will be hired as the new Director of College Scouting for the network’s talent evaluation organization [continue reading...]

Posted on May 10th, 2008

Zimmerman’s success traced to Craigslist

WASHINGTON, DC -- A slumping Ryan Zimmerman blasted two home runs off of Houston ace Roy Oswalt Wednesday, a breakout performance after a terrible start to the season for the [continue reading...]

Posted on May 10th, 2008

Harrison admits to vigilante activities

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- A recent shooting near one of his Philadelphia-area businesses has forced Colts wide receiver Marvin Harrison to reveal his secretive off-field life. Harrison told reporters today that [continue reading...]

Posted on May 9th, 2008

Neuheisel, Carroll engage in wrestling match over recruit

Carroll tangled with Neuheisel at a recruit’s home

VISTA, CA -- Standout prep running back Mark Gonzalez got his first up-close look at the USC-UCLA rivalry Wednesday, but it wasn't on the football field - it was in [continue reading...]

Posted on May 8th, 2008

Horses attack jockeys with whips

Horses are beginning to strike back…

LOUISVILLE, KY -- In a shocking display of intelligence and combativeness, a stable of horses at Churchill Downs in Kentucky attacked a group of jockeys with whips, scattering the diminutive [continue reading...]

Posted on May 8th, 2008

Benson says arrest is part of training program

AUSTIN, TX -- Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson says his recent arrest in Texas is [continue reading...]

Posted on May 7th, 2008

Clemens issues denial of future allegations

Clemens denies everything

HOUSTON, TX -- Roger Clemens and his attorneys issued a statement today in which the fallen star denied any and all future allegations that may be made against him. Clemens – [continue reading...]

Posted on May 7th, 2008

Mickelson misses his breasts, will get implants

Phil’s excited to get his breasts back

SAN DIEGO, CA -- PGA Tour golfer Phil Mickelson will soon fit in the same category as Pamela Anderson. And it has nothing to do with a sex tape – [continue reading...]

Posted on May 7th, 2008

Cops say Benson is surprisingly easy to take down

Cedric Benson at his classiest

AUSTIN, TX -- When Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson was arrested for driving his boat on an Austin, Texas lake, police say they were surprised by how easily the [continue reading...]

Posted on May 6th, 2008

Tejada delivers on promise to hit home run for 34 year old boy

HOUSTON, TX – What was one of the feel-good stories of this baseball season – Miguel Tejada promising a young boy he would hit a home run on Saturday, a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 6th, 2008

Spurs forced to destroy Bonner after ankle injury

SAN ANTONIO, TX – The Spurs lost more than just a game Saturday. While leaving the court following a 101-82 loss to the New Orleans Hornets, San Antonio forward Matt [continue reading...]

Posted on May 6th, 2008

San Diego Padres two-hit by local high school team

SAN DIEGO, CA -- As the San Diego Padres faced local St. Mary’s High School on a recent off-day, they didn't think they would be in for much of a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 6th, 2008

Raiders determined not to let McFadden interfere with 2009 draft plans

McFadden will NOT get in the way of a top 2009 pick

OAKLAND, CA -- Oakland Raiders coach Lane Kiffin told reporters today that first-round draft choice Darren McFadden will not be allowed to ruin the team's future plans by having a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 5th, 2008

Crean sees progress in player’s arrest

Tom Crean is pleased with Indiana’s legal troubles

BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following forward Eli Holman's brief arrest by Indiana University campus police on Thursday, new Hoosiers head coach Tom Crean said the basketball program is making strides in [continue reading...]

Posted on May 5th, 2008

Zambrano pre-orders Wii Fit

CHICAGO, IL -- After searching all morning for their star pitcher, the Chicago Cubs were relieved to find Carlos Zambrano at a local GameStop placing a pre-order for the Nintendo [continue reading...]

Posted on May 3rd, 2008

Raiders can’t find Warren Sapp, are concerned

OAKLAND, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the retirement of Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, Raiders All-Pro defensive tackle Warren Sapp's announcement that he too was calling [continue reading...]

Posted on May 2nd, 2008

Favre’s Madden cover appearance ensures injury-plagued retirement

Brett Favre on the Madden cover

KILN, MS -- With his departure from football officially announced, Brett Favre's decision to appear on the cover of the Madden 2009 football video game, may have doomed him to [continue reading...]

Posted on May 2nd, 2008

Cubs finally allow Fukudome’s interpreter to reveal 100-year title drought

Fukudome has an unpleasant surprise waiting for him…

CHICAGO, IL -- Sitting atop the NL Central with more than a month of baseball's regular season under their belt, Chicago Cubs management finally told Kosuke Fukudome's interpreter to explain [continue reading...]

Posted on May 1st, 2008

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