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Cornell fan devises diabolical plan to get Big Red past Mizzou in NCAAs

ARLINGTON, VA -- Local patent attorney Mark Westeschtein is known for three things among his friends: his searingly intellectual prowess (normally viewed in application of the American patent process), his [continue reading...]

Posted on March 17th, 2009

NFL season to climax today with Pro Bowl

HONOLULU, HI -- The 2008-09 NFL season will climax this afternoon with the annual playing of the Pro Bowl, the most highly anticipated wonderful afternoon of football in the whole [continue reading...]

Posted on February 8th, 2009

Devastated Phillip Rivers likely out for game against Steelers after Perry-McCoy breakup

A broken-hearted Phillip Rivers reacts to the breakup between Perry and Barker

SAN DIEGO, CA -- The news hit Phillip Rivers like a gunshot wound to the abdomen; it rocked his gentle spirit and broke his delicate heart. It was 3 pm Tuesday [continue reading...]

Posted on January 6th, 2009

2008 Top 20, #5: Pearl to open jewelry store

KNOXVILLE, TN -- Looking to capitalize on his local stardom and already thinking about life after basketball, Tennessee Volunteer head basketball coach Bruce Pearl announced today he plans on opening [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

FOX trades NFL Robot for BCS Championship

NEW YORK, NY -- It was announced earlier this month that the Fox network would not retain the rights to broadcast the BCS championship games for the 2010 and 2011 [continue reading...]

Posted on December 21st, 2008

Chicagoans still suffering from storm

CHICAGO, IL -- Monday's violent storms are still impacting many residents in the Chicagoland area, and though life is back to normal for some, others are still feeling the effects. Jerome [continue reading...]

Posted on August 6th, 2008

Ramirez plans to become gay porn star

Manny’s trademark dreads should help him in his gay porn career.

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Looking to capitalize on his new locale, Manny Ramirez told SSNN he is hoping to get into the gay porn industry. The latest addition to the Los Angeles [continue reading...]

Posted on August 4th, 2008

Cubs dynasty underway with second consecutive World Series title

October 15, 1908, from Chicago Sporting Fanatic With yesterday's 2-0 victory over the Detroit Tigers, our beloved Chicago Cubs did more than just win their second consecutive World Series – [continue reading...]

Posted on August 4th, 2008

Twins give Liriano ultimatum

Liriano has a difficult choice to make…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- For seemingly the first time all season, Francisco Liriano and the Minnesota Twins are on the same page. Liriano has spent much of this year dominating for the [continue reading...]

Posted on July 26th, 2008

McCarver: I almost made it

McCarver is old, old, old… and pretty damn senile.

NEW YORK, NY -- An extensive, week-long SSNN investigation has discovered that former catcher and current FOX broadcaster Tim McCarver almost stayed awake for all 15 innings of Major League [continue reading...]

Posted on July 25th, 2008

Packers embroiled in retirement controversy

All this retirement controversy is really overwhelming Ted Thompson.

GREEN BAY, WI -- Earlier this year, he announced he was leaving the Green Bay Packers and the National Football League behind. He already had a storied career, he was [continue reading...]

Posted on July 18th, 2008

NFL not looking for gang signs

Goodell does as he damn well pleases, thank you very much!

NEW YORK, NY -- A day after news outlets around the country reported that the National Football League was reviewing past game tapes to look for players flashing gang signs, [continue reading...]

Posted on July 17th, 2008

Curmudgeons unite over Packer firing

Packer is every bit as unpleasant as he looks… which is saying something.

NEW YORK, NY -- In a rare show of solidarity today, leading curmudgeons around the world gathered to protest CBS Sports' decision to part ways with college basketball commentator Billy [continue reading...]

Posted on July 15th, 2008

Waxman to look into competitive eating scandal

Waxman is still ugly and pig-nosed. Also he hates cheaters.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman – and America's favorite watchdog – Henry Waxman, D-Calif., announced today that he will personally look into the competitive eating scandal [continue reading...]

Posted on July 14th, 2008

PETA protests Favre’s return

Favre loves animals, but PETA still hates him…

GREEN BAY, WI -- A protest by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals went horribly awry on Monday, leaving many longtime supporters confused and thousands of Brett Favre fans [continue reading...]

Posted on July 14th, 2008

Jones left behind after team picnic

If you see this man walking on the side of the highway, the Dodgers would like you to shoot him…

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Dodgers announced today that they accidentally left Andruw Jones behind after last night's team picnic, and that while the search for the center [continue reading...]

Posted on July 14th, 2008

Scandal rocks hot dog eating contest

Controversial back-to-back champ Chestnut stretches before a contest

CONEY ISLAND, NY -- Less than a week after the 93rd annual Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, controversy continues to swirl around the competitive eaters who participated [continue reading...]

Posted on July 10th, 2008

More of Favre’s phone activities revealed

Favre’s skills in the snake game are downright pathetic…

GREEN BAY, WI -- Shortly after reports surfaced that recently retired quarterback Brett Favre sent a text message to Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson this weekend, an SSNN investigation [continue reading...]

Posted on July 8th, 2008

Changes in store for All-Star Game

Bud Selig’s face is stuck like this…

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After a wildly popular voting session that boasted an all-time high 20 million votes, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced today that there will be a [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Clemens receives a record 15 ESPY nominations

BRISTOL, CT – ESPN announced today that former Major League pitcher and alleged steroid user Roger Clemens has been nominated in a record 15 categories for the network's annual sports [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

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