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Utley to write inauguration speech for Obama; will be full of hope, optimism, profanity
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- The office of President-Elect Barack Obama announced today that Chase Utley, injured second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies, has written Barack Obama's inauguration speech. "We are pleased to [continue reading...]
Posted on January 20th, 2009
2008 Top 20, #14: Phillies extend Hamels with an 28-year, $937 million contract
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Following a dominant National League Championship Series in which the lefthander won the MVP award, Cole Hamels has been given a contract extension by the Philadelphia Phillies [continue reading...]
Posted on December 28th, 2008
Chase Utley erupts in profanity during charity bingo night at retirement home
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Phillies second baseman and all-around nice guy Chase Utley raised a lot of eyebrows last week when he declared that the Phillies were now "World Fucking Champions" [continue reading...]
Posted on November 10th, 2008
Philly fans ready to be extra spiteful toward Donovan McNabb on Sunday
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Now with their decades-old championship drought out of the way, Philadelphia fans are prepared to be extra spiteful toward Donovan McNabb this Sunday when the Eagles take [continue reading...]
Posted on October 31st, 2008
Joe Buck arrested outside of B.J. Upton’s hotel room holding a boombox over his head blaring Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes”
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- When the Tampa Bay Rays decided to spend Wednesday night in Philadelphia, they knew they were taking a calculated risk. With their young team of burgeoning millionaires, [continue reading...]
Posted on October 30th, 2008
Obama uses entire half-hour infomercial to talk about Cole Hamels
SUNRISE, FL -- In what may go down as the major surprise in this year's election, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama used his entire, $4 million half-hour infomercial to make [continue reading...]
Posted on October 29th, 2008
Rays ask MLB to refund costs of non-refundable plane tickets
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- The Tampa Bay Rays have made an unusual request to Major League Baseball today, asking Bud Selig if they can have the cost of 50 non-refundable plane [continue reading...]
Posted on October 29th, 2008
BJ Upton plans on stealing 900 bases next year
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Moments after BJ Upton prolonged the World Series by stealing second base and then scoring on a single to left, the Tampa Bay Rays centerfielder predicted that [continue reading...]
Posted on October 28th, 2008
Selig formally thanks Hamels for not stopping the rain
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Bud Selig was moments away from yet another career-defining disaster, but Cole Hamels intervened and saved the day. As Selig sat fretting that the World Series would end [continue reading...]
Posted on October 28th, 2008
Evan Longoria afraid of spiders, snakes, and World Series
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Prior to this week, Evan Longoria had only two major fears: spiders and snakes. However, teammates from the Tampa Bay Rays report that Longoria can safely add [continue reading...]
Posted on October 27th, 2008
B.J. Upton steals three bases and Joe Buck’s heart
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- With three swift stolen bases in the sixth and eighth innings, B.J. Upton stole the Tampa Bay Rays back into Saturday night's World Series game, and, more [continue reading...]
Posted on October 26th, 2008
Ryan Howard “totally hit two bombs in BP today”
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Ryan Howard put on a show today at batting practice the day before the third game of the 2008 World Series, according to himself. "I totally launched two [continue reading...]
Posted on October 24th, 2008
Paris Hilton keeps asking boyfriend Benji Madden for tickets to World Series
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Blonde bombshell Paris Hilton has her boyfriend quite confused. Benji Madden, who is the guitarist for Good Charlotte, has been dating Hilton for months, and has been asked [continue reading...]
Posted on October 22nd, 2008
Rays forfeit first game of World Series
TAMPA BAY, FL -- In an unusual move, the Tampa Bay Rays have officially forfeited the first game of the 2008 World Series, under the provision that Phillies pitcher Cole [continue reading...]
Posted on October 20th, 2008
Phillies extend Hamels with an 28-year, $937 million contract
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Following a dominant National League Championship Series in which the lefthander won the MVP award, Cole Hamels has been given a contract extension by the Philadelphia Phillies [continue reading...]
Posted on October 16th, 2008
Jeter preparing for October by buying tickets online
NEW YORK -- Derek Jeter is ready for October, the month that he normally spends very much involved with the MLB Playoffs. "This year, October is a little different for me," [continue reading...]
Posted on October 1st, 2008
Delmon Young apparently thinks today’s game decides the World Series championship
CHICAGO -- An apparently confused Delmon Young arrived at U.S. Cellular Field convinced that today's one-game playoff between the White Sox and the Twins will decide the 2008 Major League [continue reading...]
Posted on September 30th, 2008
Satan to Yankees fans: “It’s out of my hands”
NEW YORK, NY -- Yankee fans woke up to horrifying news this morning, after Satan, Prince of Lies and Ruler of Darkness, gave a dour prognosis for the Bronx Bombers. [continue reading...]
Posted on August 28th, 2008
Baseball owners want to use instant replay to review Selig hiring
NEW YORK, NY -- As the professional baseball owners gather to consider instant replay, SSNN has learned that many of the owners are interested in using the technology to take [continue reading...]
Posted on August 19th, 2008
Cubs dynasty underway with second consecutive World Series title
October 15, 1908, from Chicago Sporting Fanatic With yesterday's 2-0 victory over the Detroit Tigers, our beloved Chicago Cubs did more than just win their second consecutive World Series – [continue reading...]
Posted on August 4th, 2008
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