Main Menu

Home	About
Features	Submit
Facebook	MySpace
Friends	NSR
Contact	Mad-Libs
Archives	Gallery
Sponsors	Advertise
Subscribe	Jobs
SCNN	Twitter!
Free picks!

Go to Vividseats.com to get all hard-to-find Sports Tickets, including all NCAA Football Tickets, Basketball Tickets, Baseball Tickets, College Basketball Tickets, Tennis Tickets, PGA Tickets, NASCAR Tickets, NFL Tickets, and Super Bowl Tickets.

Get free NFL picks from PicksNFL.com
Wunderdog Sports is your source for football picks Get free football picks at TopTenCappers.com

Brett Favre |New Curse

Wimbledon Archives

Nadal proposes that Wimbledon final renamed, played in a better location

WIMBLEDON -- SSNN has learned that Rafael Nadal has made an unusual request on the eve of his Wimbledon finals date with Roger Federer. According to sources, Nadal has requested [continue reading...]

Posted on July 5th, 2008

Venus and Serena Williams inspirational for six-foot tall African-American multi-millionaire women everywhere

WIMBLEDON -- As Venus and Serena Williams advanced to the finals of Wimbledon's womens singles to play each other for the third time, Candace Parker took note. "Venus and Serena are [continue reading...]

Posted on July 4th, 2008

Federer tears ACL

ALL ENGLAND LAWN TENNIS AND CROQUET CLUB -- Reports from Wimbledon indicate that Roger Federer has torn his ACL prior to the finale of the annual lawn tennis tournament. Apparently, Federer [continue reading...]

Posted on July 4th, 2008

Email from George Bodenheimer to Roger Federer regarding proposed Wimbledon coverage

SSNN has obtained an exclusive communication from George Bodenheimer, president of ESPN, to Roger Federer, regarding Wimbledon. The text of the email is below. From: George Bodenheimer [espnsenor@yahoo.ca] Date: Thu, Jul [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

Federer fighting through allergies to clay, the French

PARIS, FRANCE -- After years of struggles on clay courts – and particularly in the French Open – Men's Tennis World No. 1 Roger Federer believes this could be his [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

Roddick finds way to avoid first-round upset

GUYANCOURT, FRANCE -- It appears that tennis star Andy Roddick has finally found a way to avoid underachieving in Grand Slam events. Roddick, who has consistently lost to inferior opponents [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

Martina Hingis retires after argument over white lines

ZURICH, SWITZERLAND -- Former French Open Champion Martina Hingis abruptly retired from professional tennis on Thursday amid reports she tested positive for cocaine use at Wimbledon this past summer. On [continue reading...]

Posted on November 1st, 2007

Prematurely obtained Henin blood no longer useful

LONDON, ENGLAND -- A cup of Justine Henin's blood obtained by Venus Williams – who had planned to drink it before their Wimbledon Finals matchup – may now go to [continue reading...]

Posted on July 6th, 2007

Wimbledon field forfeits to Federer, Nadal

LONDON, ENGLAND -- On the eve of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships in England, the entire men's field has agreed to forfeit all their matches to set up another Rafael Nadal [continue reading...]

Posted on June 25th, 2007

Search Our Site

  

Subscribe to SSNN's Newsletter

Enter your Email

Check Out These Classics

• Zambrano’s massive credit card debt affecting his play
• Cynthia Rodriguez seeking half in divorce filing
• Kapler can’t stop singing ‘Sunglasses at Night’
• Dale Earnhardt Jr. tricks step-mother, will retain Number Eight
• LeBron James gives Jimmy Kimmel fake phone number after ESPYs

Multimedia News

Vertical Soccer

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our newsletter or RSS feed and get hilarious sports news every day. Thanks for visiting!

View Multimedia Archives...

Photo Gallery

Visit our Gallery for a full listing of images...

Featured News

• Sosa: “See, that corked bat thing doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
• Crosby complains that Stanley Cup is too heavy
• Sidney Crosby removes wax beard
• Detroit to commit suicide if Red Wings don’t win Stanley Cup
• Local 12-year-olds disappointed by lack of Kobe-LeBron Final
• Older Featured News...

News In Brief

• NFL season to climax today with Pro Bowl
• Todd Haley to interview with Chiefs about the possibility of yelling at their players
• Patriots coach Bill Belichick caught taping the Cardinals’ taping of the Steelers’ practice
• Polamalu thinking about buying a vowel
• ESPN discovers 28 other MLB squads
• Older News In Brief...

Cheap Neckties Save money on your neckties and still look like a million bucks! Cheap-Neckties.com an online retailer that offers amazing deals on Discount Silk Ties, bow ties, and even carries a huge selection of Extra Long Ties for the big & tall men. Shipping is free for orders over $75!

Want CHEAP sports tickets? From NASCAR tickets to WWE tickets, or Red Sox tickets, Final Four tickets to discount Super Bowl tickets, find great deals on all kinds of event tickets here.

Pickspal.com
Football Picks
College Football Picks

Golf is at its finest with Masters Tickets, while other historically important Sports Tickets like the Kentucky Derby Packages, and NFL Super Bowl Tickets are always hard to come by!