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Sarah Palin told Travis Henry that selling cocaine was legal

BILLINGS, MT -- Embattled former Denver Broncos running back, facing drug trafficking charges from the federal government, has an unusual excuse for his behavior. According to Henry, Republican vice presidential [continue reading...]

Posted on October 2nd, 2008

Travis Henry: “I’m Not the Father of Clay Aiken’s Baby”

SOMEWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES -- Travis Henry surfaced from his forced retirement to clarify some issues these week regarding Clay Aiken's homosexuality and child. "I know it came out that [continue reading...]

Posted on September 25th, 2008

Jeremy Shockey to miss 4-6 weeks with penis chapping

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- The New Orleans Saints revealed today that Jeremy Shockey will miss a month or more with hernia surgery, though sources close to the team report that [continue reading...]

Posted on September 23rd, 2008

Henry contemplating retirement after receiving hefty economic stimulus check

PHOENIX, AZ -- An ordinary trip to the mailbox Tuesday resulted in elation and an overwhelming flood of emotion for Travis Henry. The six-year NFL veteran and current Denver Broncos [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

NFL to play game in Bermuda Triangle, hoping Denver Broncos will disappear

BERMUDA -- The NFL, continuing its new approach of playing games at the world's great landmarks, has scheduled a regular season game for next season during which it really hopes [continue reading...]

Posted on February 8th, 2008

Henry fiasco gets stranger, suspension imminent

DENVER, CO -- Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry's career has taken yet another strange twist, an SSNN investigation revealed on Wednesday. The NFL granted Henry's request for a drug test [continue reading...]

Posted on October 12th, 2007

Henry excited for super bowl

DENVER, CO -- Sitting comfortably at a picnic bench at Denver Broncos' training camp, newly acquired running back Travis Henry took the opportunity to contemplate his future. Looking whimsically at [continue reading...]

Posted on August 7th, 2007

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