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Furious Elin Nordegren divorces Tiger Woods following loss to Tim Clarke
JUPITER, FL -- Less than a month after giving birth to the family's second child, Charlie Axel Woods, a furious Elin Nordegren has announced she's filing for divorce from her [continue reading...]
Posted on February 27th, 2009
Tiger Woods son granted tour card
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Tiger Woods' two-day old son Charlie Axel Woods was granted a PGA tour card for the 2009 season after the newborn shot a 67 at Torrey [continue reading...]
Posted on February 9th, 2009
Phil Mickelson dealing with some serious post-Groundhog Day gloomies
PHIL MICKELSON'S BEDROOM, N.C. -- Phil Mickelson is unable to rouse himself from bed today, according to reports from worried family members, who have stated that the golfer is "totally [continue reading...]
Posted on February 3rd, 2009
2008 Year in Review, #4: Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner
JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]
Posted on December 31st, 2008
Announcement of canceled Arena Football League season is accidentally covered
BRISTOL, CT—To the shock and surprise of many, the announcement that the 2009 Arena Football League season would be canceled due to financial problems, was actually noted and covered by [continue reading...]
Posted on December 16th, 2008
Feds plan Tiger Woods bailout following cancellation of GM deal
WASHINGTON, DC -- Just when it seemed as though the economy had run out of surprises, the nation's capital was rocked Monday with news that Tiger Woods and GM have [continue reading...]
Posted on November 25th, 2008
Madsen seen checking out a Playboy magazine at Los Angeles Public Library
LOS ANGELES, CA -- T-Wolves and former Lakers backup center Mark Madsen is facing a lot of criticism today after a passerby noticed him in the Los Angeles Public Library, [continue reading...]
Posted on November 20th, 2008
Azinger favorite to be next coach of Oakland Raiders
OAKLAND, CA -- Citing his unbelievable success at the Ryder Cup, Al Davis has his eyes on Paul Azinger as the potential next coach of the Oakland Raiders. "Did you see [continue reading...]
Posted on September 22nd, 2008
Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner
JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]
Posted on August 11th, 2008
Federer tears ACL
ALL ENGLAND LAWN TENNIS AND CROQUET CLUB -- Reports from Wimbledon indicate that Roger Federer has torn his ACL prior to the finale of the annual lawn tennis tournament. Apparently, Federer [continue reading...]
Posted on July 4th, 2008
Reconstructive mojo repair successful for Tiger
WINDERMERE, FL -- The good news is that Tiger Woods underwent successful surgery Wednesday. The bad news is that the golf mega-star's newly repaired mojo will still cause him to [continue reading...]
Posted on June 26th, 2008
Tiger “heartbroken” over missing Ryder Cup
JUPITER ISLAND, FL -- While his season-ending knee surgery will cost him a shot at two major championships, the FedEx Cup and millions of dollars in earnings, golfing god Tiger [continue reading...]
Posted on June 22nd, 2008
PGA to require Tiger’s leg be amputated “for the good of the game”
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Following Tiger Woods' 14th major championship at the US Open yesterday, the PGA Tour has announced that the golfing great will have to have his injured [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008
Bruce bests Tiger in friendly match play round
CINCINNATI, OH -- All is not well for Tiger Woods, even after the golfer further cemented his legacy with a dramatic victory in the 2008 U.S. Open. Cincinnati Reds outfielder/god [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008
Adam Scott missing after first round of U.S. Open
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the pairing of the world's number one and number two golfers in the first two rounds of the U.S. Open, [continue reading...]
Posted on June 13th, 2008
Confused Yankees show up at World Series of Poker
LAS VEGAS, NV -- The New York Yankees, in a state of utter confusion, showed up this week at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, where the World [continue reading...]
Posted on June 7th, 2008
Mickelson misses his breasts, will get implants
SAN DIEGO, CA -- PGA Tour golfer Phil Mickelson will soon fit in the same category as Pamela Anderson. And it has nothing to do with a sex tape – [continue reading...]
Posted on May 7th, 2008
Fellow golfers recommend months, perhaps years of rest for Woods’ ailing knee
HILTON HEAD, SC -- Members of the golf world are unanimous in their undying support for Tiger Woods, after the four-time Masters winner underwent arthroscopic surgery to repair a cartilage [continue reading...]
Posted on April 16th, 2008
Tiger admits being intimidated by self on Masters Sunday
AUGUSTA, GA -- Sunday at the Masters is usually a place where Tiger Woods thrives. With four Masters titles already under his belt and a bulldog demeanor that frightens even [continue reading...]
Posted on April 14th, 2008
Immelman given jacket, trophy meant for Tiger
AUGUSTA, GA -- Trevor Immelman's triumph yesterday at The Masters in Augusta, Georgia should have been the highlight of his life. Instead, the 28-year-old from South Africa was surprised and [continue reading...]
Posted on April 14th, 2008
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