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Serena Williams takes title at U.S. Open; rips apart adult grizzly bear
NEW YORK, NY - Serena Williams can add a series of accomplishments to her name upon the conclusion of this year's U.S. Women's Tennis Open. Not only did the [continue reading...]
Posted on September 8th, 2008
SSNN forced to pull A-Rod story when it actually becomes true
CHICAGO, IL -- The Serious Sports News Network is reeling today after an ironic twist of events which resulted in a scheduled story for the satire site being pulled from [continue reading...]
Posted on July 8th, 2008
Nadal proposes that Wimbledon final renamed, played in a better location
WIMBLEDON -- SSNN has learned that Rafael Nadal has made an unusual request on the eve of his Wimbledon finals date with Roger Federer. According to sources, Nadal has requested [continue reading...]
Posted on July 5th, 2008
Venus and Serena Williams inspirational for six-foot tall African-American multi-millionaire women everywhere
WIMBLEDON -- As Venus and Serena Williams advanced to the finals of Wimbledon's womens singles to play each other for the third time, Candace Parker took note. "Venus and Serena are [continue reading...]
Posted on July 4th, 2008
Federer tears ACL
ALL ENGLAND LAWN TENNIS AND CROQUET CLUB -- Reports from Wimbledon indicate that Roger Federer has torn his ACL prior to the finale of the annual lawn tennis tournament. Apparently, Federer [continue reading...]
Posted on July 4th, 2008
Email from George Bodenheimer to Roger Federer regarding proposed Wimbledon coverage
SSNN has obtained an exclusive communication from George Bodenheimer, president of ESPN, to Roger Federer, regarding Wimbledon. The text of the email is below. From: George Bodenheimer [espnsenor@yahoo.ca] Date: Thu, Jul [continue reading...]
Posted on July 3rd, 2008
Sharapova’s screams cause Louvre Pyramid to shatter
PARIS, FRANCE -- Maria Sharapova is known for many things – her tennis game, her beauty… and her mid-swing screaming. During matches, the Russian is known for yelling and grunting at [continue reading...]
Posted on June 3rd, 2008
Federer fighting through allergies to clay, the French
PARIS, FRANCE -- After years of struggles on clay courts – and particularly in the French Open – Men's Tennis World No. 1 Roger Federer believes this could be his [continue reading...]
Posted on May 28th, 2008
Navratilova also considering Playboy offer
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Female tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad, 23, made headlines when she announced that she will be featured in the August issue of Playboy magazine. But Harkleroad could [continue reading...]
Posted on May 27th, 2008
Roddick finds way to avoid first-round upset
GUYANCOURT, FRANCE -- It appears that tennis star Andy Roddick has finally found a way to avoid underachieving in Grand Slam events. Roddick, who has consistently lost to inferior opponents [continue reading...]
Posted on May 20th, 2008
Federer wins Swiss tourney using only his hand
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND -- Roger Federer successfully defended his Davidoff Swiss Indoors title by defeating Jarkko Nieminem of Finland on Sunday. Federer’s recent victory will surely go down in tennis lore after [continue reading...]
Posted on November 2nd, 2007
Martina Hingis retires after argument over white lines
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND -- Former French Open Champion Martina Hingis abruptly retired from professional tennis on Thursday amid reports she tested positive for cocaine use at Wimbledon this past summer. On [continue reading...]
Posted on November 1st, 2007
Man picks Sharapova trading card over mother
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL -- A Florida man was arrested, but ultimately released Saturday after forcing his mother out of their Coral Springs home when he was given an ultimatum to [continue reading...]
Posted on October 28th, 2007
Wimbledon field forfeits to Federer, Nadal
LONDON, ENGLAND -- On the eve of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships in England, the entire men's field has agreed to forfeit all their matches to set up another Rafael Nadal [continue reading...]
Posted on June 25th, 2007
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