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Manny Ramirez busted for juicing
LOS ANGELES -- Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games under the league's substance abuse policy after reports have surfaced that he's been injecting himself with various fruit juices [continue reading...]
Posted on May 7th, 2009
Sean Avery calls Bettman a “stinkypants crapface”
DALLAS, TX -- Furious Dallas Stars defenseman Sean Avery lashed out at NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman after Bettman suspended Avery this week. "Gary Bettman is a poohead, and that's all there [continue reading...]
Posted on December 5th, 2008
Ocho Cinco says willingness to be deactivated shows he’s a team player
CINCINNATI, OH -- On the day when his commitment to football and the Bengals might have been called into the most question, Chad Ocho Cinco was adamant that he'd actually [continue reading...]
Posted on November 24th, 2008
Selig formally thanks Hamels for not stopping the rain
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Bud Selig was moments away from yet another career-defining disaster, but Cole Hamels intervened and saved the day. As Selig sat fretting that the World Series would end [continue reading...]
Posted on October 28th, 2008
Adam Jones actually didn’t realize what “zero tolerance” meant
DALLAS, TX -- A dismayed Adam "Pacman" Jones is stunned that he's been suspended indefinitely by the NFL for his role in an altercation the other day and his violation [continue reading...]
Posted on October 14th, 2008
Burress was in DC last week helping on bailout plan
NEW YORK, NY and WASHINGTON, DC -- When Plaxico Burress received a week-long suspension from the New York Giants, he didn't pout. Instead, he did what champions do--he went to [continue reading...]
Posted on October 8th, 2008
Sheffield and Ventura join same Facebook group
DETROIT -- Gary Sheffield became the second member of a Facebook group that Robin Ventura started today when the slugging outfielder joined "Put in a headlock and pummeled while charging [continue reading...]
Posted on September 22nd, 2008
Jones accidentally files for reinstatement with IRS
NASHVILLE, TN -- Racing against the clock to meet a Tuesday night deadline, suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones accidentally filed for reinstatement with the Internal Revenue Service. IRS commissioner [continue reading...]
Posted on April 18th, 2008
Pacman Jones to sponsor Make It Rain Pennies for the Homeless Day
NASHVILLE, TN -- It is no secret that suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones yearns to be reinstated to the NFL. After a lengthy suspension handed down by NFL [continue reading...]
Posted on April 1st, 2008
Desperate Vick attorneys throw red challenge flag at sentencing
RICHMOND, VA -- With their client already in jail and seemingly no recourse remaining to them, Michael Vick's attorneys launched a last-ditch effort to stop their client from going to [continue reading...]
Posted on December 10th, 2007
Goodell hands out another suspension
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Since Roger Goodell took over as Commissioner of the NFL, players involved in off-the-field incidents have been punished quickly and harshly. Goodell continued the trend Monday [continue reading...]
Posted on June 7th, 2007
Carmelo Anthony receives “bitch-punch” exemption; suspension shortened
DENVER, CO -- The NBA Players Union filed and immediately won a grievance on behalf of suspended superstar Carmelo Anthony, who received a reduction in his suspension because of a [continue reading...]
Posted on December 18th, 2006
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