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2008 Top 20, #3: Petty to just play Guitar Hero III for Super Bowl halftime

SSNN is presenting its top 20 posts from 2008 in order. Enjoy! GLENDALE, AZ -- This is not your father's Super Bowl. Instead of rehearsing an elaborate stage show – complete with [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

2007 Top 20, #7: Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus

BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]

Posted on December 30th, 2008

Strahan stays retired, wants his check for $25 million ASAP

NEW YORK, NY -- New York Giants football officials were scrambling today to see if they really owed Michael Strahan $25 million after the retired defensive end turned down their [continue reading...]

Posted on August 27th, 2008

Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus

BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]

Posted on February 6th, 2008

New England chef admits he didn’t “leave it all in the kitchen”

GLENDALE, AZ -- In the aftermath of the New England Patriots' disappointing Super Bowl loss, fingers of blame are being pointed willy-nilly throughout the organization. Few Patriot staffers, [continue reading...]

Posted on February 4th, 2008

Puppy Bowl IV outdraws first three quarters of Super Bowl XLII

GLENDALE, AZ -- Early Nielsen polls for Sunday evening provided some unexpected news for producers of Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl IV. "We beat the Super Bowl?!" exclaimed executive producer Melinda [continue reading...]

Posted on February 4th, 2008

Dubya places misguided congratulatory call to Patriots

WASHINGTON D.C.- As George "Dubya" Bush limps towards the final stage of his presidency, he will face what is sure to be less-than-pleasant response from the New York Giant faithful. [continue reading...]

Posted on February 4th, 2008

Brady tired of beating Mannings

GLENDALE, AZ -- Tom Brady, usually unflappable leading up to important games, has shown uncharacteristic sensitivity to a number of issues as Super Bowl XLII approaches. In addition to admitting [continue reading...]

Posted on February 2nd, 2008

Peyton: Eli will wear Ring Sunday

PHOENIX, AZ -- Surprising the entire gathering of media and fans, Peyton Manning stepped out Friday when he predicted that his younger brother would be the second Manning to wear [continue reading...]

Posted on February 1st, 2008

Shula: Patriots not undefeated until they win NCAA Tournament, World Series of Poker

GLENDALE, AZ -- Don Shula, coach of the 1972 Dolphins, hastily called a press conference outside University of Phoenix Stadium Thursday morning to make an important announcement about the New [continue reading...]

Posted on January 31st, 2008

Randy Moss reportedly tells accuser ‘watch Super Bowl to see real beating’

GLENDALE, AZ -- According to inside sources with the New England Patriots, Randy Moss has had several conversations with the woman who accused him of hitting her. "Yeah, Randy talked [continue reading...]

Posted on January 31st, 2008

Long to Seacrest: Stay away from Bradshaw

GLENDALE, AZ -- The disgustingly playful connection between Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw was immediately apparent from the moment the two Hall-of-Famers took the same stage in 1993, when Fox [continue reading...]

Posted on January 31st, 2008

Brady: “Super Bowl is chance for perfect suntan”

GLENDALE, AZ -- Tom Brady announced Wednesday morning that he thinks the Pats trip to the Super Bowl provides the ultimate chance to really nail down the perfect suntan. [continue reading...]

Posted on January 30th, 2008

Peyton Manning declares self “superior advertiser” to Brady

GLENDALE, AZ -- Peyton Manning came clean about his feelings toward Tom Brady's commercial endorsements today, announcing that he was "the superior advertiser." "I'm not talking about who's better at playing [continue reading...]

Posted on January 29th, 2008

Petty to just play Guitar Hero III for Super Bowl halftime

GLENDALE, AZ -- This is not your father's Super Bowl. Instead of rehearsing an elaborate stage show – complete with countless dancers, multiple songs, fireworks, and the rest – Tom Petty [continue reading...]

Posted on January 29th, 2008

New Jersey moron actually thinks Brady might not play in Super Bowl

WEST ORANGE, N.J. -- 24-year-old Johnny Marciano, a sixth-year senior at Rutgers, is extremely excited today as he anticipates Patriots quarterback Tom Brady potentially having to sit out the Super [continue reading...]

Posted on January 28th, 2008

Cooper Manning: “I’d have four rings by now.”

MEMPHIS, TN -- Cooper Manning, the out-of-the-spotlight older brother of Peyton and Eli Manning, made a rare public statement Friday. "I'd have four Super Bowl rings by now," Cooper Manning said. [continue reading...]

Posted on January 27th, 2008

Wife of Pats’ Seymour says husband not dirty, just “a little kinky”

FOXBORO, MA -- Tonya Seymour, wife of Patriots defensive lineman Richard Seymour, today defended her husband against allegations that he's a dirty player. "My husband is not a dirty player," [continue reading...]

Posted on January 24th, 2008

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