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Stuart Scott seeking advanced degree in hopes of jumpstarting career

Will Scott be able to read in French with that messed up eye?

BRISTOL, CT -- Aware that his career may have stalled somewhat and that he's in need of a bit of a shake-up, ESPN SportsCenter anchor Stuart Scott has enrolled in [continue reading...]

Posted on August 22nd, 2008

PGA invites Ramirez, Favre to gain extra coverage

Tim Finchem has to think outside the box with Tiger injured.

BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI -- PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem has taken the unusual step of inviting non-professional golfers Manny Ramirez and Brett Favre to play in the PGA Championship this [continue reading...]

Posted on August 8th, 2008

ESPN scrambling for Wednesday programming

Van Peezy is looking for new, non-Favre material for his radio show.

BRISTOL, CT -- With the trade of Brett Favre from the Green Bay Packers to the New York Jets completed late last night, panic struck at ESPN headquarters. "Boy, was that [continue reading...]

Posted on August 7th, 2008

WNBA - Whatever it Takes to Keep People Watching

Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina? Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of [continue reading...]

Posted on July 30th, 2008

ESPN unveils latest summer gimmick: “Who’s Porno Hot?”

BRISTOL, CT – Sports fans often dread the news wasteland that is the month of July; the NBA and NHL Finals are over, the NFL has yet to start training [continue reading...]

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Ginobili’s career in question

Ginobili is almost certainly flopping in this picture

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Already bounced from the Western Conference Finals in only five games by the Lakers, bad news keeps on coming for the defending champion San Antonio Spurs. [continue reading...]

Posted on May 30th, 2008

ESPN shuts down after running out of hair care products

Van Peezy – basically down for whatever…

BRISTOL, CT – Though it may often seem that nothing can stop the sports television juggernaut that is ESPN, the network was forced to shut down for several hours yesterday [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

Fox Sports accusing Simmons of breach of contract

CULVER CITY, CA -- Animated exercise expert Richard Simmons is under fire today, as Fox Sports has filed suit against him after years of Vice President Ed Goren vehemently accusing [continue reading...]

Posted on March 20th, 2008

Berman: “Me or the Internet”

BRISTOL, CT -- ESPN is scrambling today after a fiery Chris Berman told executives that he was thinking about leaving his post with the company after nearly 30 years. "At [continue reading...]

Posted on February 25th, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Even God sick of Clemens udpates

As Roger Clemens has become overexposed in the media yet again, SSNN revisits a classic from May 2007, when everyone was sick of the Rocket. HEAVEN -- Apparently humans are [continue reading...]

Posted on February 13th, 2008

Anchor Van Pelt still not sure what ‘ESPN’ stands for

BRISTOL, CT -- SportsCenter anchor Scott Van Pelt is easily one of the more popular broadcasters on the leading sports network in the nation. With a quick wit and the [continue reading...]

Posted on January 10th, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Olbermann refuses to make Patriot Act joke

Keith Olbermann could have another chance to make a joke about the Patriots and videotaping this weekend, with the Jets' taping practices now in question... NEW YORK, NY -- The left-wing [continue reading...]

Posted on December 15th, 2007

Salisbury suspended for continued abuse of Clayton

BRISTOL, CT -- Sean Salisbury has been suspended indefinitely by ESPN after the former NFL backup quarterback had an altercation with fellow NFL analyst John Clayton last week. Moments after [continue reading...]

Posted on December 5th, 2007

ESPN fan forum sets record for most blatantly obvious statements made in a day

BRISTOL, CT -- This week, the Guinness Book of World Records notified ESPN that the fan forum on their popular ESPN.com website had set the record for most blatantly obvious [continue reading...]

Posted on November 14th, 2007

Olbermann refuses to make Patriot Act joke

NEW YORK, NY -- The left-wing news media is in an uproar this week over the refusal of MSNBC news host Keith Olbermann to make any joke whatsoever using the [continue reading...]

Posted on September 21st, 2007

Millions of "die-hard" Red Sox fans celebrate no-hitter by "some dude"

BOSTON, MA -- Millions of die-hard Red Sox fans took to the streets this week to celebrate a no-hitter thrown by Clay Buchholz in the rookie's second-ever major [continue reading...]

Posted on September 4th, 2007

Rachel Nichols-Erin Andrews feud escalating out of control

BRISTOL, CT -- What began as some lighthearted joking among friends has turned into an all-out feud featuring Rachel Nichols and Erin Andrews, and enveloping nearly the entire ESPN staff. The [continue reading...]

Posted on September 2nd, 2007

Kenny Mayne accuses five-year-old niece of cheating at backgammon

SEVEN LAKES, NC -- A weekend trip to visit his big sister's family ended poorly for ESPN personality Kenny Mayne, when the erstwhile SportsCenter anchor accused his four-year-old niece Hannah [continue reading...]

Posted on August 26th, 2007

Stuart Scott enraged over perceived Evite snub

BRISTOL, CT -- Colleagues struggled to find words to describe the fury unleashed by Stuart Scott after failing to receive and evite to video production intern Calvin Stanfield's going away [continue reading...]

Posted on August 1st, 2007

Even God sick of Clemens updates

HEAVEN -- Apparently humans are not the only beings sick of hearing about Roger Clemens' eventual return to the New York Yankees. Weighing in from his Heavenly throne, God said [continue reading...]

Posted on June 2nd, 2007

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