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Hockey blogger gets record traffic on first day of NHL season

VANCOUVER, CA -- Describing it as "something like he's never seen before," John Madsen was ecstatic Thursday night while watching the amazing traffic to his hockey-focused blog on the first [continue reading...]

Posted on October 9th, 2008

Local man can’t quite explain why he wants to see Chris Cooley’s schlong so badly

TOWSON, MD -- Local Redskins fan John Simpson is a bit confused today after spending a solid four hours searching online for a picture of Chris Cooley's schlong. "I'm not gay," [continue reading...]

Posted on September 17th, 2008

Turns out Cooley masturbates fully clothed

WASHINGTON, DC -- It turns out that Chris Cooley masturbates fully clothed, SSNN has learned, after revelations surfaced that the star tight end studies his playbook naked. Cooley mistakenly posted a [continue reading...]

Posted on September 16th, 2008

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