Hot Topics: MLB NFL NBA baseball New York Yankees steroids ESPN Chicago Cubs Boston Red Sox NCAA football
Main Menu
Go to Vividseats.com to get all hard-to-find Sports Tickets, including all NCAA Football Tickets , Basketball Tickets , Baseball Tickets , College Basketball Tickets , Tennis Tickets , PGA Tickets, NASCAR Tickets, NFL Tickets , and Super Bowl Tickets.
Get free NFL picks from PicksNFL.com
Wunderdog Sports is your source for football picks Get free football picks at TopTenCappers.com
Check out EnglishHarbour Network, the best and trusted online casino providing the online slots, table games and other casino games. Visit us for the best online gambling experience and great casino bonuses.
Cheap Sports Tickets
14 major suppliers
mega major $$$ deals
... Sports Ticket Depot.
TOUTHOUSE.COM
NFL Betting Predictions, Free NFL Picks and Current Football Odds
Ticket Solutions
Sports Tickets
NFL
Baseball
Super Bowl
World Series
NCAA Tournament
See the DC United Playoffs with MLS tickets. All your other favorite sports events tickets are also at RazorGator.
Cheap Premium Tickets.com
Get tickets to your favorite sporting events including New York Giants tickets, Pittsburgh Steelers tickets, Detroit Red Wings tickets, Los Angeles Lakers tickets, San Francisco Giants tickets and more.
sex Archives
Ramirez only now realizes that the Dodgers didn’t give him number 69
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Manny Ramirez looked at his uniform today and was stunned to realize that he'd been given the uniform number 99 instead of 69, which he had [continue reading...]
Posted on August 28th, 2008
Pretty much every stripper in New Orleans wants to get nailed by Jeremy Shockey
NEW ORLEANS, LA -- SSNN has learned that pretty much every stripper in New Orleans wants to get nailed by Jeremy Shockey pretty bad right now. "I gotta be honest, I [continue reading...]
Posted on August 28th, 2008
Women’s gymnastics top-rated program among men 34-55 fitting FBI pedophile profile
NEW YORK, NY -- The Nielsen Media Research Corporation has announced the ratings results of last week's Olympic games. The top-rated sport this time around was swimming – this came as [continue reading...]
Posted on August 26th, 2008
Paul impresses with genuine interest in other cultures during Olympics
BEIJING, CHINA -- Though Chris Paul's performance on the basketball court was less than spectacular during the Olympic games, but his coaches and teammates from the "Redeem Team" have praised [continue reading...]
Posted on August 25th, 2008
Announcer carefully studying what he can say about female gymnasts without seeming like a total pervert
BEIJING, CHINA -- Announcing for the Olympics requires a lot of preparation, as most sports fans know. Stories of Bob Costas and other announcers preparing for years in anticipation of [continue reading...]
Posted on August 8th, 2008
Ramirez plans to become gay porn star
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Looking to capitalize on his new locale, Manny Ramirez told SSNN he is hoping to get into the gay porn industry. The latest addition to the Los Angeles [continue reading...]
Posted on August 4th, 2008
A-Rod’s heart touched by Katy Perry single
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- With the New York Yankees hovering in third place in the AL East, 5.5 games behind the surging Tampa Bay Rays, Alex Rodriguez has been [continue reading...]
Posted on June 30th, 2008
Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone
LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a dramatic and ironic twist, one of the few people in the world who actually knows how Shaquille O'Neal's ass tastes has been paid not [continue reading...]
Posted on June 25th, 2008
Yankees accidentally allow Chamberlain to finish his dinner
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Appearing at a rare press conference together with manager Joe Girardi, Yankees chairman Hank Steinbrenner revealed that star pitcher Joba Chamberlain had accidentally been allowed [continue reading...]
Posted on June 20th, 2008
Pearl to open jewelry store
KNOXVILLE, TN -- Looking to capitalize on his local stardom and already thinking about life after basketball, Tennessee Volunteer head basketball coach Bruce Pearl announced today he plans on opening [continue reading...]
Posted on June 19th, 2008
Pierce injures leg, unable to take out garbage
BOSTON, MA -- While Boston fans were celebrating their 17th NBA championship on Tuesday night, one of the key cogs from their latest championship squad was suffering déjà vu. Mere [continue reading...]
Posted on June 18th, 2008
Bruce bests Tiger in friendly match play round
CINCINNATI, OH -- All is not well for Tiger Woods, even after the golfer further cemented his legacy with a dramatic victory in the 2008 U.S. Open. Cincinnati Reds outfielder/god [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008
Yankees to headline writers: Stop playing with our Wang
NEW YORK, NY -- Amid floods of sophomoric and juvenile headlines, the New York Yankees called a press conference today to hopefully stop the bevy of Wang references. "We get [continue reading...]
Posted on June 16th, 2008
Actress Milano expected to break Ripken streak
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- According to her online baseball blog, former Charmed star Alyssa Milano expects to have sex with Tampa Bay Rays rookie bullpen catcher Arturo Guzman this Saturday night, [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008
Chicago’s newest sex symbol – Sweet Lou
CHICAGO, IL -- Lost in the shuffle of Cedric Benson being an idiot, Ozzie Guillen's frequent rants and a perennial loser owning the best record in Major League Baseball, an [continue reading...]
Posted on June 11th, 2008
Powe’s production no surprise to friends, teammates
BOSTON, MA -- Undoubtedly one of the most surprising parts of the Celtics' 108-102 victory in Game 2 of the NBA finals was the performance of 24-year-old backup forward Leon [continue reading...]
Posted on June 9th, 2008
Crisp to file sexual harassment suit against Navarro
BOSTON, MA -- Boston Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp says punching wasn't the only thing going on between him and Tampa Bay Rays catcher Dioner Navarro at the bottom of [continue reading...]
Posted on June 6th, 2008
Big Brown getting cocky, making enemies
ELMONT, NY -- Despite being on the verge of becoming the first Triple Crown winner in 30 years, Big Brown is not making any friends with less than two weeks [continue reading...]
Posted on May 28th, 2008
Navratilova also considering Playboy offer
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Female tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad, 23, made headlines when she announced that she will be featured in the August issue of Playboy magazine. But Harkleroad could [continue reading...]
Posted on May 27th, 2008
Pujols adds insult to injury
ST. LOUIS, MO -- After injuring the San Diego Padres' Chris Young and Josh Bard earlier this week, an emotional Albert Pujols called a press conference today – in an [continue reading...]
Posted on May 24th, 2008
Search Our Site
Subscribe to SSNN's Newsletter
Check Out These Classics
Multimedia News
Vertical Soccer
It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our newsletter or RSS feed and get hilarious sports news every day. Thanks for visiting!
Photo Gallery
Visit our Gallery for a full listing of images...
Featured News
- Shawne Merriman cleared to play after fifth opinion from Dr. Dre
- Sarah Palin eats Scott Boras’s soul, becomes nicer
- Lee Corso puts on Nick Saban’s head when making prediction
- St. Louis Cardinals bench Matt Leinart
- Man accidentally takes fiance to Nats/Phillies game on “Cole Hamels nails every chick in the place” night
- Older Featured News...
News In Brief
Get Free Sports Picks including March Madness Picks, Sports Betting Strategy and the 2008 March Madness Bracket From Doc's College Basketball handicappers
Want CHEAP sports tickets? From NASCAR tickets to WWE tickets, or Red Sox tickets, Final Four tickets to discount Super Bowl tickets, find great deals on all kinds of event tickets here.
Sports fans may not always be serious about their news, but they're serious about their tickets. For NBA Playoffs tickets or Raptors tickets in Toronto, or Cowboys tickets online, CTC has a serious selection of the best sports tickets on the web. Get NY Giants tickets and sold out Super Bowl tickets too!
Serious Online Sports Betting at
Pickspal.com
Football Picks
College Football Picks
MTC Tickets
Sold Out Events Tickets
Justin Timberlake Tour
American Idol Seats
Broadway Theater Tickets
Sold Out Sports Tickets
Hot Concert Tickets
March Madness Tickets
Golf is at its finest with Masters Tickets, while other historically important Sports Tickets like the Kentucky Derby Packages, and NFL Super Bowl Tickets are always hard to come by!
© SeriousSportsNewsNetwork.com. All Rights Reserved. Site Map.
SSNN is not really cool for people under 18 years of age. Seriously, it's profane as all hell.
