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Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. CLEVELAND, OH -- Cleveland Browns left tackle Joe Thomas has taken some unusual steps to protect rookie quarterback Brady Quinn this preseason. Thomas [continue reading...]

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Brady Quinn receiving special protection from Joe Thomas

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