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Favre upset that Doomsday projection precedes Hall induction

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GULFPORT, MS -- With the emotional roller coaster that is his transition from a Hall-of-Fame career to the uncertainty of life after football not yet over, newly retired quarterback Brett [continue reading...]

Posted on April 9th, 2008

Pacman Jones to sponsor Make It Rain Pennies for the Homeless Day

NASHVILLE, TN -- It is no secret that suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones yearns to be reinstated to the NFL. After a lengthy suspension handed down by NFL [continue reading...]

Posted on April 1st, 2008

Source reports Al Davis has been dead for three years

OAKLAND, CA -- A source within the Oakland Raiders organization has confirmed a recent rumor that longtime Raiders owner Al Davis has been dead for just over three years. According [continue reading...]

Posted on March 27th, 2008

Favre accidentaly signs with Dolphins while completing routine paperwork

GREEN BAY, WI -- While filling out paperwork that should have officially concluded his career with the Green Bay Packers, Brett Favre inadvertently signed his name in the wrong place [continue reading...]

Posted on March 27th, 2008

Congress to investigate sports clichés

WASHINGTON, DC -- With sequels doing so well at the movie box office, Congress has decided to put on another installment of its wildly successful series of investigations into professional [continue reading...]

Posted on March 11th, 2008

Spitzer resigns from office, declares for NFL draft

ALBANY, NY -- Elliot Spitzer has resigned from office as governor of the State of New York, and has declared himself eligible for the NFL draft, where he is expected [continue reading...]

Posted on March 10th, 2008

Mortensen cell confiscated, brought to Hall

CANTON, OH -- With the tears of innumerable cheese-heads and football fans around the country not yet dry after Brett Favre's official retirement announcement, a shrine dedicated to the future [continue reading...]

Posted on March 9th, 2008

Goodell: “I can out-commish Bud Selig in my sleep”

NEW YORK, NY -- With controversy surrounding his admission of destroying tapes that were involved in the on-going New England Patriots Spygate scandal, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell quickly deflected the [continue reading...]

Posted on February 19th, 2008

NFL to play game in Bermuda Triangle, hoping Denver Broncos will disappear

BERMUDA -- The NFL, continuing its new approach of playing games at the world's great landmarks, has scheduled a regular season game for next season during which it really hopes [continue reading...]

Posted on February 8th, 2008

National Weather Service lowers Two-Minute Warning to Two-Minute Watch

SILVER SPRING, MD -- The National Weather Service officially lowered the NFL's traditional Two-Minute Warning down to a Two-Minute Watch today, following an announcement that many of the league's football [continue reading...]

Posted on December 27th, 2007

Dolphins win, decide to quit while ahead

MIAMI, FL –- Early Wednesday, following the Dolphins' shocking overtime win over Baltimore last Sunday, Miami owner Wayne Huizenga announced that the team plans to forfeit the rest of the [continue reading...]

Posted on December 19th, 2007

Vikings fined for having Adrian Peterson wear Chester Taylor’s uniform

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- It's been a year of deception in the NFL. Only months after the New England Patriots got the league's largest ever fine, the Minnesota Vikings received a [continue reading...]

Posted on December 10th, 2007

Desperate Vick attorneys throw red challenge flag at sentencing

RICHMOND, VA -- With their client already in jail and seemingly no recourse remaining to them, Michael Vick's attorneys launched a last-ditch effort to stop their client from going to [continue reading...]

Posted on December 10th, 2007

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Patriots to sim rest of season on Madden ‘08

The Patriots were only 9-0 when Bill Belichick began to consider simulating the remainder of the season using Madden '08. That option has to be looking even more attractive now, [continue reading...]

Posted on December 9th, 2007

Patriots sell Jets game film to Iran

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NEW ENGLAND and TEHRAN -- In a surprise move, the New England Patriots have agreed to sell game film of the New York Jets to Iran's controversial nuclear program. "They were [continue reading...]

Posted on December 7th, 2007

Goodell: Redskins, Bears must both try to win

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Charting new territory even for himself, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has sent an urgent memo to both the Washington Redskins and the Chicago Bears on the morning [continue reading...]

Posted on December 6th, 2007

Dallas Cowboys donated to President Bush in exchange for early end to presidency

DALLAS, TX -- In a heretofore unexpected and unprecedented event, the Dallas Cowboys have been given away to President George W. Bush, in exchange for a commitment that the president [continue reading...]

Posted on November 18th, 2007

Patriots to sim rest of season on Madden ‘08

FOXBORO, MA -- At his press conference on Monday, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick announced the team will simulate the rest of the season using the Madden '08 [continue reading...]

Posted on November 11th, 2007

McNair urges NFL to increase strength of painkillers

BALTIMORE, MD -- Following Monday's blowout loss to the Steelers, Ravens QB Steve McNair urged the NFL to lobby pharmaceutical companies to increase the strength of painkillers. "I can't do [continue reading...]

Posted on November 8th, 2007

Roger Goodell hands out suspensions in Ellen DeGeneres dog case

NEW YORK, NY -- The swift hand of NFL justice struck again this week, as Roger Goodell handed out a new round of suspensions in the Ellen DeGeneres/Iggy the dog [continue reading...]

Posted on November 1st, 2007

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