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Roger Clemens Archives
Clemens receives a record 15 ESPY nominations
BRISTOL, CT – ESPN announced today that former Major League pitcher and alleged steroid user Roger Clemens has been nominated in a record 15 categories for the network's annual sports [continue reading...]
Posted on July 3rd, 2008
Underweight benchwarmer admits to steroid use
ASHEVILLE, NC -- Though more and more high-profile professional athletes are under the microscope for alleged steroid use, it is arguably more disturbing when a former over-30 B-league soccer player [continue reading...]
Posted on June 16th, 2008
Actress Milano expected to break Ripken streak
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- According to her online baseball blog, former Charmed star Alyssa Milano expects to have sex with Tampa Bay Rays rookie bullpen catcher Arturo Guzman this Saturday night, [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008
Astros to add new attractions to Minute Maid Park
HOUSTON, TX -- Houston Astros owner Drayton McLane announced today that he would be adding new features to Minute Maid Park in order to bolster sagging attendance. "We're very excited about [continue reading...]
Posted on June 11th, 2008
Clemens issues denial of future allegations
HOUSTON, TX -- Roger Clemens and his attorneys issued a statement today in which the fallen star denied any and all future allegations that may be made against him. Clemens – [continue reading...]
Posted on May 7th, 2008
Clemens, Bonds form support group for ostracized steroid abusers
SAN BERNARDINO, CA -- The steroid scandal in baseball and performance-enhancing drug scandals in other sports have centered largely around the perpetrators of these crimes, at the expense of the [continue reading...]
Posted on April 1st, 2008
Canseco’s testicles, Selig’s dour expression lead Cooperstown’s steroid exhibit
COOPERSTOWN, NY -- The Baseball Hall of Fame announced today that it has begun planning for an exhibit on steroids. The centerpiece of the exhibit will be a case displaying [continue reading...]
Posted on March 7th, 2008
Waitress says Clemens is terrible tipper
HOUSTON, TX -- A waitress is furious after she claimed Roger Clemens left her a vial of an unidentified substance instead of cash for a tip. Twenty-two year-old Sara Nelson, [continue reading...]
Posted on March 3rd, 2008
McNamee found unconscious with baseball-sized head wound
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In another shocking twist in the Roger Clemens steroid case, material witnesses and former trainer Brian McNamee was found unconscious in the court bathroom after giving his [continue reading...]
Posted on February 14th, 2008
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Even God sick of Clemens udpates
As Roger Clemens has become overexposed in the media yet again, SSNN revisits a classic from May 2007, when everyone was sick of the Rocket. HEAVEN -- Apparently humans are [continue reading...]
Posted on February 13th, 2008
McNamee produces John Deere evidence
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The continuing Roger Clemens steroid saga became more bizarre Monday morning when former trainer Brian McNamee turned in further evidence of Clemens' performance-enhancing drug use to members [continue reading...]
Posted on February 11th, 2008
Clemens tells Congress same story as 60 Minutes, press
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After appearances from Chuck Knoblauch and Andy Pettitte in the last week, the congressional committee looking into the Mitchell Report deposed Roger Clemens today regarding [continue reading...]
Posted on February 5th, 2008
Clemens takes steroids to prepare for angrier denials
HOUSTON, TX -- With his deposition to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform set for Saturday, Jan. 26, Roger Clemens is in the middle of a strict steroid [continue reading...]
Posted on January 22nd, 2008
Clemens making attempts to change public perception
HOUSTON, TX -- With his legacy in jeopardy from allegations of steroid use, Roger Clemens is taking a number of aggressive actions to change the way he is perceived in [continue reading...]
Posted on January 18th, 2008
Anderson, McNamee ties may go beyond steroids
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- A new and exciting twist has evolved in the saga that is steroid use in Major League Baseball, involving two of its most pertinent personas. In [continue reading...]
Posted on January 9th, 2008
Surgeon removed ‘ear-like’ growth from Clemens’ forehead
NEW YORK, NY -- A plastic surgeon who spoke with SSNN investigators on the condition of anonymity said he removed a growth from the forehead of Roger Clemens early in [continue reading...]
Posted on January 8th, 2008
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Clemens planning vacation for late May
After dealing with his current steroid controversy, Roger Clemens likely won't be having anything to do with the Yankees this season. That should free him up for a return trip [continue reading...]
Posted on January 8th, 2008
Clemens to 60 Minutes: Injections were not steroids
NEW YORK--An embattled Roger Clemens told 60 minutes this week that the injections he received from his former trainer were not steroids or human growth hormone, as has been widely [continue reading...]
Posted on January 3rd, 2008
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Clemens conspiracy uncovered
As you try to make sense of the video that Roger Clemens posted on his website today, denying all use of performance enhancing drugs, just remember that he's lied to [continue reading...]
Posted on December 23rd, 2007
Mitchell Report more entertaining than Minority Report
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- In spite of the fact that it's a 409-page document that must be downloaded as a PDF from ESPN.com, an independent study has determined that [continue reading...]
Posted on December 18th, 2007
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