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Reporter hopes to get Pulitzer for coverage of Favre’s cell communications

Favre’s cell phone communications could be Pulitzer material.

GREEN BAY, WI -- Donald Sundsten, a lifelong reporter for a small newspaper on the outskirts of Green Bay, is hoping that he'll finally win the ever-elusive Pulitzer Prize. Sundsten's [continue reading...]

Posted on July 18th, 2008

Packers embroiled in retirement controversy

All this retirement controversy is really overwhelming Ted Thompson.

GREEN BAY, WI -- Earlier this year, he announced he was leaving the Green Bay Packers and the National Football League behind. He already had a storied career, he was [continue reading...]

Posted on July 18th, 2008

PETA protests Favre’s return

Favre loves animals, but PETA still hates him…

GREEN BAY, WI -- A protest by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals went horribly awry on Monday, leaving many longtime supporters confused and thousands of Brett Favre fans [continue reading...]

Posted on July 14th, 2008

Bob Gibson to stage Cardinals comeback

The frighteningly old Gibson is expected to slide into the #1 starter spot

ST LOUIS, MO -- In a move designed to keep up with their National League Central rivals, the St. Louis Cardinals announced today that Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Gibson [continue reading...]

Posted on July 12th, 2008

More of Favre’s phone activities revealed

Favre’s skills in the snake game are downright pathetic…

GREEN BAY, WI -- Shortly after reports surfaced that recently retired quarterback Brett Favre sent a text message to Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson this weekend, an SSNN investigation [continue reading...]

Posted on July 8th, 2008

Written statement prepared by Brett Favre regarding “un-retirement” rumors

SSNN has obtained a copy of an SMS exchange between Brett Favre and Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson regarding Favre's future with the Packers. FROM: Ted Thompson [414.555.1234] TO: Brett [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

Schilling’s shoulder to have own blog

Schilling’s shoulder, in happier times

BOSTON, MA -- Following Boston Red Sox Pitcher Curt Schilling's recent disclosure that he will have potentially career-ending shoulder surgery, the outspoken Schilling announced today that his shoulder will chronicle [continue reading...]

Posted on June 23rd, 2008

Mayweather still insists he’s retired

Mayweather shows off his new “Douchebag Chic” style

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ -- Less than a week after announcing his retirement from boxing, Floyd Mayweather, Jr. once again reiterated to SSNN that he is done with the sweet science. [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2008

Bird, Magic emphasize they are not playing in this year’s Finals

Magic is definitely not playing in this series…

BOSTON, MA -- Citing the confusion generated by the media's non-stop references to their epic battles of the 1980s, NBA Hall-of-Famers Larry Bird and Magic Johnson issued a joint statement [continue reading...]

Posted on June 8th, 2008

Raiders can’t find Warren Sapp, are concerned

OAKLAND, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the retirement of Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, Raiders All-Pro defensive tackle Warren Sapp's announcement that he too was calling [continue reading...]

Posted on May 2nd, 2008

Favre accidentaly signs with Dolphins while completing routine paperwork

GREEN BAY, WI -- While filling out paperwork that should have officially concluded his career with the Green Bay Packers, Brett Favre inadvertently signed his name in the wrong place [continue reading...]

Posted on March 27th, 2008

C-Webb already making post-career plans

OAKLAND, CA -- Chris Webber will go down as one of the best player's of this generation, if not all time. But that doesn't change the fact he's no longer [continue reading...]

Posted on March 26th, 2008

At least two Walker personalities interested in comeback

AUGUSTA, GA -- Former NFL running back Herschel Walker may very well have announced his bid for a comeback. Walker, who retired in 1997 and recently revealed he has multiple [continue reading...]

Posted on March 15th, 2008

Favre un-retires, retires again in single press conference

GREEN BAY, WI -- At a surprise press conference this morning, Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre announced he was making a comeback, before announcing his retirement a second time. "I [continue reading...]

Posted on March 10th, 2008

Milwaukee accountant quits job, cites fatigue

MILWAUKEE, WI -- John Dempsey, 41, a local accountant and father of three young children, walked into his boss's office this afternoon and quit his job. "I just went in and [continue reading...]

Posted on March 4th, 2008

A-Rod maxes out annual 401(k) contribution

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- It's the end of the year, and many adults across the country are turning to their finances to make sure everything is in order before [continue reading...]

Posted on December 21st, 2007

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Beckham enjoying retirement from soccer

With the Los Angeles Galaxy's hiring of Ruud Gullit as their coach, SSNN revisits a classic story from August 2007. LOS ANGELES, CA -- Just over a month after his much-heralded [continue reading...]

Posted on November 10th, 2007

Beckham enjoying retirement from soccer

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Just over a month after his much-heralded arrival in Los Angeles, David Beckham took a moment to give SSNN an update on how he's adjusting to [continue reading...]

Posted on August 21st, 2007


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