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Favre surprised, hurt that he’s not on McCain VP short list
NEW YORK, NY -- A disgruntled Brett Favre told reporters Thursday morning that he is "a little surprised and hurt" that he's not being seriously considered as a potential running [continue reading...]
Posted on August 14th, 2008
Changes in store for All-Star Game
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After a wildly popular voting session that boasted an all-time high 20 million votes, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced today that there will be a [continue reading...]
Posted on July 7th, 2008
Don Zimmer panics, frantically calls friends in New York after watching Cloverfield
TAMPA, FL -- An extremely confused and concerned Don Zimmer frantically began calling former New York Yankees teammates and fellow coaches yesterday, after seeing the movie Cloverfield and growing concerned [continue reading...]
Posted on June 9th, 2008
Spitzer resigns from office, declares for NFL draft
ALBANY, NY -- Elliot Spitzer has resigned from office as governor of the State of New York, and has declared himself eligible for the NFL draft, where he is expected [continue reading...]
Posted on March 10th, 2008
Tebow jogging to Heisman ceremonies from Gainesville
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- In a move designed to attract more Heisman voters, Florida QB Tim Tebow is nearing the end of a long jog to the Heisman ceremonies [continue reading...]
Posted on December 8th, 2007
FROM THE ARCHIVES: A-Rod torturing Jeter over dinner tab
As A-Rod prepares himself for an offseason of criticism and mockery, we pile on with a classic from earlier this year. BRONX, NY -- Citing an agonizingly annoying three months, [continue reading...]
Posted on November 12th, 2007
Kobe Bryant lands Big role in Sex and the City movie
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Kobe Bryant is finally going to get his Screen Actors Guild card, it seems. In spite of a career which has included three NBA championships, several scoring [continue reading...]
Posted on September 15th, 2007
Local sportscaster’s absurd prediction made boldly
NEW YORK, NY -- While co-hosting the 1-4 PM EST time slot on ESPN radio – formerly held by Dan Patrick – New York Yankees announcer Michael Kay made an [continue reading...]
Posted on August 24th, 2007
A-Rod torturing Jeter over dinner tab
BRONX, NY -- Citing an agonizingly annoying three months, Derek Jeter has reportedly decided he's done accepting anything from Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez. Ever. The revelation comes after [continue reading...]
Posted on August 23rd, 2007
Thomas gets New York ‘Day’
NEW YORK, NY -- Less than two weeks after receiving an extension as president and head coach for the Knicks, Isiah Thomas will have a day named for him by [continue reading...]
Posted on March 22nd, 2007
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