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2012 Olympics to include sports other than swimming, gymnastics

London Olympics

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Tense and nervous officials from the London Olympic committee announced today in a special meeting that the 2012 Olympic games will include all manner of athletic competition, [continue reading...]

Posted on August 14th, 2008

Announcer carefully studying what he can say about female gymnasts without seeming like a total pervert

Beijing Olympics!

BEIJING, CHINA -- Announcing for the Olympics requires a lot of preparation, as most sports fans know. Stories of Bob Costas and other announcers preparing for years in anticipation of [continue reading...]

Posted on August 8th, 2008

Bob Costas is so fucking stoked right now that you have no idea

Yes, Bob Costas is always this smug, and it’s not an act.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Bob Costas is so goddamn excited right now that he's fucking freaking out, dude. "I'm fuckin' flippin' my shit here, B," Costas told SSNN. "I mean I'm [continue reading...]

Posted on August 8th, 2008

“Giant” Costas enjoying trips to China in preparation for the Olympic Games

BEIJING, CHINA -- Gargantuan NBC broadcaster Bob Costas, in China to prepare for the Olympic games, called his Chinese waiter "shorty" on Sunday in what experts are calling Costas' first-ever [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

NBC/Universal signs $7.5 million deal to air Quidditch matches

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA -- Despite the fact that it's an imaginary sport existing only in a series of children's books, NBC/Universal and subsidiary NBC Sports announced today that they have [continue reading...]

Posted on January 28th, 2008

NBC cancels remainder of 2007 Notre Dame football season

NEW YORK, NY -- Following last Saturday's loss to the Air Force Academy, NBC head Jeffrey Zucker has decided to cancel the remaining portion of Notre Dame's football season. "The [continue reading...]

Posted on November 13th, 2007

Sources: Barber complained about Lauer’s hazing

NEW YORK, NY -- Sources on the NBC morning program The Today Show have disclosed a hazing scandal involving host Matt Lauer and former New York Giants running back/Today Show [continue reading...]

Posted on October 26th, 2007

Bettman discovers Cup has been won

NEW YORK, NY -- National Hockey League Commissioner Gary Bettman was delighted yesterday to hear that one of the thirty teams in his league had won the Stanley Cup. "Oh really? [continue reading...]

Posted on June 14th, 2007

Favre seeks restraining order for Madden

GREEN BAY, WI -- It's not unusual to pick up on personal feelings a commentator may have about certain players on the field during an NFL broadcast. Still, the sporting world [continue reading...]

Posted on March 28th, 2007

NBC to unveil new Sunday Night Football music

NEW YORK, NY -- Sunday Night Football on NBC was a huge success in 2006, due in large part to the way the network presented the games with cutting edge [continue reading...]

Posted on March 18th, 2007


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