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ARCHIVES — KG: “Facebook would be more fun if I had gone to college”

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. BOSTON, MA -- Though there have not been many occasions when he has regretted his decision of more than ten years ago, [continue reading...]

Posted on November 21st, 2008

ARCHIVES: Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not [continue reading...]

Posted on November 20th, 2008

Stern attributes dress code to increase in quality of crime

NEW YORK, NY -- When David Stern institutes the controversial NBA dress code a couple seasons ago, he never thought it would work this fast. "It's only been a couple [continue reading...]

Posted on November 19th, 2008

SEC decides Cuban’s punishment: he must purchase the Chicago Cubs

NEW YORK, NY -- In what will stand forever as a unique example of professional sports leagues and the federal government cooperating, a committee convened by the SEC, MLB and [continue reading...]

Posted on November 19th, 2008

Cuban confused NBA with real-life, lawyers assert

DALLAS, TX—Controversial Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was indicted yesterday by the Securities and Exchange Commission yesterday after it was revealed Cuban sold 600,000 shares in Mamma.com after learning privately that [continue reading...]

Posted on November 18th, 2008

Father of four asks Danny Fortson for autograph in T.G.I.Friday’s

DUBLIN, OH -- Accountant Greg Garland is on cloud nine today after an amazing turn of events last night when he was out to dinner with his wife Barbara and [continue reading...]

Posted on November 15th, 2008

6-1 Hawks move up in Atlanta basketball power rankings

ATLANTA, GA -- Off to an amazing 6-1 start, the Atlanta Hawks were thrilled to see that they've moved up to the third spot in this week's Atlanta basketball power [continue reading...]

Posted on November 13th, 2008

Furious Palin demands recount after learning about “Golden State” while watching NBA

WASILLA, AK -- A furious Sarah Palin is phoning Republican attorneys this morning and demanding a recount after learning that an entire state's votes may not have been counted in [continue reading...]

Posted on November 8th, 2008

Oden to dress up as NBA player for Halloween

PORTLAND, OR -- In one of the most improbable costumes of the year, second-year TrailBlazers center Greg Oden has dressed up as an NBA player for Halloween. According to SSNN sources, [continue reading...]

Posted on October 31st, 2008

GroupWrite: Oden to dress up as NBA player for Halloween

SSNN is introducing a new feature in which we'll announce a headline and solicit input from our readers, that we'll put together into a story written by the readership. If [continue reading...]

Posted on October 30th, 2008

Isiah Thomas clears up cover-up controversy: “It was actually Barack Obama”

NEW YORK, NY -- Hours after Isiah Thomas was publicly eviscerated by Harrison, N.Y. police chief David Hall for attempting to use his daughter in a cover-up regarding an overdose [continue reading...]

Posted on October 26th, 2008

Oden misses first preseason game with temporary blindness following 50th birthday party

PORTLAND -- It was supposed to be the long-awaited debut of Greg Oden on the national stage. Instead, it will have to wait. Oden sat out yesterday's preseason game with temporary [continue reading...]

Posted on October 10th, 2008

Josh Howard refuses to bow to Queen of England

LONDON, ENGLAND—Dallas Mavericks Small forward Josh Howard found himself embroiled in yet another controversy yesterday during a team trip to the United Kingdom. The Mavericks had the honor of meeting [continue reading...]

Posted on September 25th, 2008

Josh Howard joins Al-Qaeda

DALLAS, TX--Fresh off his recently uncovered disparaging remarks about the national anthem and subsequent media controversy, Dallas Mavericks small forward Josh Howard announced yesterday that he would be giving up [continue reading...]

Posted on September 23rd, 2008

NBA to PETA: “Tell me how my ass tastes”

NEW YORK -- Just a year after NBA's on-again off-again synthetic ball fiasco, the league has again come face to face with PETA over it's insistence on using leather balls [continue reading...]

Posted on September 14th, 2008

Satan to Yankees fans: “It’s out of my hands”

NEW YORK, NY -- Yankee fans woke up to horrifying news this morning, after Satan, Prince of Lies and Ruler of Darkness, gave a dour prognosis for the Bronx Bombers. [continue reading...]

Posted on August 28th, 2008

Allen Iverson’s comments on “practice” translated automatically from English to Polish to Hindi and back to English, without comment

I miss you all say the practice, if, if, if, I say that Miss coach practice, then y'all hear, again, that this is. I mean, this is one of this [continue reading...]

Posted on August 15th, 2008

Woman loses wedding ring in pocket when she meets James, Paul in Beijing

BEIJING, CHINA -- Days after Kerri Walsh performed brilliantly through the distraction of having lost her wedding ring as she and Misty May-Treanor chase Olympic gold for a second time, [continue reading...]

Posted on August 12th, 2008

1992 Dream Teamer to join 2008 Olympic basketball team

Laettner will terrify opponents by making this awful face

BEIJING, CHINA -- With the Olympics already underway, the United States basketball team has made a surprise announcement – they are going to be joined by a member of the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 10th, 2008

Nets fans disappointed about 2010-11 Finals loss

LeBron’s potential arrival is not encouraging to Nets fans.

BROOKLYN, NY -- With a handful of draft-day maneuvers that added youth and unloaded big contracts, the New Jersey Nets – soon to be the Brooklyn Nets – appear to [continue reading...]

Posted on July 9th, 2008

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