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Typo caused Furcal to sign three-year, $30 deal
LOS ANGELES, CA -- A month after signing his new free agent deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Rafael Furcal has made a startling and troubling discovery. "I finally got my [continue reading...]
Posted on January 20th, 2009
Zambrano irate about CTA fare increase
CHICAGO, IL -- After arriving in town for this coming weekend's Cubs Convention, team ace Carlos Zambrano was greeted with a rude surprise as he attempted to board an Orange [continue reading...]
Posted on January 15th, 2009
Suddenly feeling very poor, Jeter mails in gold gloves to be melted down for extra cash
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After watching his team commit a total of more than $420 million to free agents in the offseason, New York Yankees stalwart captain and shortstop [continue reading...]
Posted on January 9th, 2009
Donovan McNabb religiously abides by $10 limit in family gift exchange
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- According to members of his family, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb continues to be a stringent follower of the family's ten dollar limit in their yearly Christmas [continue reading...]
Posted on December 31st, 2008
Zambrano shoveling snow to make some “fun money” during winter
CHICAGO, IL -- Chicago Cubs officials are scrambling today as they comb through the recently-signed $91.5 million extension for ace Carlos Zambrano, looking for a way to bar the wacky [continue reading...]
Posted on December 26th, 2008
Henry contemplating retirement after receiving hefty economic stimulus check
PHOENIX, AZ -- An ordinary trip to the mailbox Tuesday resulted in elation and an overwhelming flood of emotion for Travis Henry. The six-year NFL veteran and current Denver Broncos [continue reading...]
Posted on May 28th, 2008
Nationals ask Zimmerman to wait a couple of days before cashing paycheck
WASHINGTON, DC -- Washington Nationals General Manager Jim Bowden took star third baseman Ryan Zimmerman aside and asked him quietly yesterday if he wouldn't mind waiting a couple of days [continue reading...]
Posted on August 22nd, 2007
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