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Suns future in doubt after Shaq steps on Nash

PHOENIX, AZ -- Just when it seemed that things couldn't get any worse for the Phoenix Suns – they did. After making a late-season deal to acquire center Shaquille O'Neal from [continue reading...]

Posted on May 27th, 2008

Heat mascot ending season early

MIAMI, FL -- In an unexpected move today, Miami Heat mascot Burnie announced he is shutting it down for the season. With the Heat out of playoff contention, and with [continue reading...]

Posted on March 14th, 2008

Riley, Heat unsure if they can match 15-game slide in second half

MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Heat lost their ninth straight game, 99-92 to the Chicago Bulls, on the Thursday before this NBA All-Star Weekend, but Pat Riley isn't so sure [continue reading...]

Posted on February 17th, 2008

D-Wade possibly dating Jessica Simpson?

CHICAGO, IL -- After losing their 24th game in 25 tries on Thursday night, the Miami Heat are looking for any possible explanation for their struggles. The latest loss was especially [continue reading...]

Posted on February 15th, 2008

Shaq to provide Maricopa Marauders huge boost in pickup league

PHOENIX, AZ -- The Maricopa County Marauders, a struggling team in the Arizona Sheriff's Deputies Pickup Basketball League (ASDPBL), got a huge boost this week when they traded for 7'1", [continue reading...]

Posted on February 8th, 2008

Woodson protests controversial NBA decision

ATLANTA, GA-- Hawks Coach Mike Woodson is crying foul, after a controversial decision by the NBA was made to "do-over" the last 51.9 seconds of the Hawks-Heat game, in which [continue reading...]

Posted on January 13th, 2008

Riley mistakes movie footage for actual game tape

MIAMI, FL -- Legendary coach Pat Riley had a moment he would prefer to forget at practice Friday morning, when he mistakenly thought footage from the 1996 film Blue Chips [continue reading...]

Posted on December 21st, 2007

Heat accept Riley’s offer to suit up

MIAMI, FL –- Following Miami's embarrassing loss to Seattle on Wednesday, the Heat have decided to take head coach Pat Riley up on his offer to play. "People forget that [continue reading...]

Posted on November 16th, 2007

Antoine Walker looking to replace Oliver Miller as “Fattest Timberwolf Ever”

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- New Minnesota Timberwolves forward Antoine Walker says he's thrilled to join the team and is looking forward to carrying forth the great legacy set by former Timberwolf [continue reading...]

Posted on October 30th, 2007

Lakers disappoint Kobe again

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers may have further damaged their ability to keep star player Kobe Bryant as a part of the team after failing to sign [continue reading...]

Posted on June 21st, 2007

NBA officials send Wade to line

SAN ANTONIO, TX -- After a late-night meeting, the NBA officiating committee has decided to call a preemptive flagrant foul on the Dallas Mavericks for the next time they face [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2007

Wade to have surgery

MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Heat announced Monday that guard Dwyane Wade will undergo surgery sometime this summer. Wade missed 23 games this season due to a dislocated shoulder suffered [continue reading...]

Posted on May 1st, 2007

Riley redo?

MIAMI, FL -- Miami Heat head coach Pat Riley said Monday morning that his team would formally request that their playoff series against the Chicago Bulls be replayed after Sunday's [continue reading...]

Posted on April 30th, 2007

Cavs jump Bulls for first-round bye

CLEVELAND, OH -- Going into Wednesday night, the Chicago Bulls only needed to beat the New Jersey Nets to secure the second seed in the Eastern Conference Playoffs. Instead, they put [continue reading...]

Posted on April 20th, 2007

Wade signs lucrative new endorsement deal

MIAMI, FL -- Add another endorsement deal to the list for 2006 NBA Finals MVP Dwyane Wade. Kleenex has signed Wade to be their new spokesman for a deal reportedly worth [continue reading...]

Posted on March 7th, 2007

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