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Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. ANN ARBOR, MI -- Last week Brian Babbit, 36, was on top of the world. The avid fantasy sports participant won his [continue reading...]

Posted on November 16th, 2008

Passing of trade deadline allows President Bush to focus more on politics

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- August 25 has come and gone, and President Bush has informed his staff and the nation at large that he's "now ready to really get back to [continue reading...]

Posted on August 26th, 2008

Rockies’ Taveras disappointed about possible demotion

DENVER, CO -- Colorado Rockies general manager Dan O'Dowd has reportedly told outfielder Willy Taveras that he may be traded soon, with the most likely destination being an unaffiliated minor [continue reading...]

Posted on August 25th, 2008

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Posted on March 28th, 2008

Rockies extend winning streak

DENVER, CO -- The National League champion Colorado Rockies continued their red-hot ways on Tuesday, extending their winning streak to 12 games, and winning 23 of their last 24 as [continue reading...]

Posted on October 17th, 2007

Holliday finds $100 bill in coat he hasn’t worn for a year

DENVER, CO -- As Matt Holliday prepared to leave his house for yesterday's game, he realized that he needed a coat to battle the blustery Colorado temperatures. So, he went to [continue reading...]

Posted on October 16th, 2007

Man’s wife spends fantasy winnings in single trip to grocery store

ANN ARBOR, MI -- Last week Brian Babbit, 36, was on top of the world. The avid fantasy sports participant won his 12-team fantasy baseball league, raking in [continue reading...]

Posted on October 5th, 2007

Holliday’s behavior "just childish," Rockies say

DENVER, CO -- Matt Holliday won't stop pinching teammates and making ambiguously erotic comments about dreams, several members of the Rockies reported Tuesday. "It has gotten pretty bad," said [continue reading...]

Posted on October 2nd, 2007

Selig undecided on All-Star attendance

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Despite the fact that All-Star festivities are set to kick off 8 PM ET this evening, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has yet to decide whether he [continue reading...]

Posted on July 10th, 2007

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