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NEW YORK, NY -- Yankee fans woke up to horrifying news this morning, after Satan, Prince of Lies and Ruler of Darkness, gave a dour prognosis for the Bronx Bombers. [continue reading...]

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NEW YORK, NY -- In a victory deemed by many baseball experts as a shocking upset, singer Corey Hart won an online fan vote for the final spot on the [continue reading...]

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NEW YORK, NY – In a candid and emotional interview with SSNN early this morning, Derek Jeter admitted he wouldn’t waste a fantasy draft pick [continue reading...]

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LOS ANGELES, CA -- New Dodgers manager Joe Torre reported today that the Dodgers are considering signing Alex Rodriguez to a record contract, and that he's also submitted a "wish [continue reading...]

Posted on November 10th, 2007

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BRONX, NY -- The Yankees seemingly insurmountable level of disarray just got worse, with a dedicated group of ticket-takers now announcing they are going to pursue other options as a [continue reading...]

Posted on October 31st, 2007

Rivera blowing games deliberately

NEW YORK, NY -- Mariano Rivera, after yet another bad outing, told a gathered group of media around his locker that he has blown these last few games "on purpose." [continue reading...]

Posted on August 16th, 2007

Rivera adresses struggles

NEW YORK, NY -- After blowing his second consecutive save opportunity Friday night, New York Yankees closer Mariano Rivera immediately addressed the media in an attempt to explain his recent [continue reading...]

Posted on April 22nd, 2007

Number 42 speaks out

BROOKLYN, NY -- He has heard people call him conceited, but he just calls it pride. One thing is certain: the Number 42 has quite a bit to be proud [continue reading...]

Posted on April 17th, 2007

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