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A-Rod and Madonna schedule Xmas party for the night before Jeter’s

NEW YORK, NY -- Every year for the last ten, Derek Jeter has rented out the Broome Street Bar one of the last weekends before Christmas, and he has all [continue reading...]

Posted on November 27th, 2008

Favre and Belichick to create douchebag magnet Sunday; expected to lure thousands to Foxboro

FOXBORO, MA—Scientists are scrambling this week, as supercomputers from the University of Chicago’s Yerkes Observatory have forecasted that this coming Sunday, in Foxboro, the presence of Patriots head coach Bill [continue reading...]

Posted on November 12th, 2008

WNBA - Whatever it Takes to Keep People Watching

Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina? Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of [continue reading...]

Posted on July 30th, 2008

Cynth-Rod accuses Madonna of tampering

MIAMI, FL -- In a bold and unorthodox move, Cynthia Rodriguez has accused Madonna of tampering with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Alex Rodriguez, and has asked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to make [continue reading...]

Posted on July 21st, 2008

PETA protests Favre’s return

GREEN BAY, WI -- A protest by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals went horribly awry on Monday, leaving many longtime supporters confused and thousands of Brett Favre fans [continue reading...]

Posted on July 14th, 2008

SSNN forced to pull A-Rod story when it actually becomes true

CHICAGO, IL -- The Serious Sports News Network is reeling today after an ironic twist of events which resulted in a scheduled story for the satire site being pulled from [continue reading...]

Posted on July 8th, 2008

Changes in store for All-Star Game

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After a wildly popular voting session that boasted an all-time high 20 million votes, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced today that there will be a [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez end marriage on technicality

NEW YORK, NY -- Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez have formally announced their separation today, ending their five-year marriage which produced loads of back-page fodder for the New York Post and [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

Gordon annoying teammates in wake of England call-up

CHICAGO, IL -- Ben Gordon's teammates couldn't help but notice the guard is in high spirits after he was added to England's National Basketball Team. "For the first time this [continue reading...]

Posted on April 2nd, 2008

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