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Local 12-year-olds disappointed by lack of Kobe-LeBron Final

KINGSBURY, NY—Local 12-year-olds Howard Harrison and Damien Shingwel announced today their disappointment that this year’s much-anticipated, much-hyped potential NBA Finals matchup between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Los [continue reading...]

Posted on June 3rd, 2009

2008 Top 20, #8: Citing failures in New Orleans, NBA moving ‘09 All-Star to Jakarta

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- Describing the All-Star Weekend in New Orleans as a "monumental error in judgment and a tremendous letdown," NBA commissioner David Stern announced that next year's All-Star [continue reading...]

Posted on December 30th, 2008

Lebron James furious about all these damn emails from David Plouffe and Barack Obama

CLEVELAND, OH -- Lebron James checks his email about three times a day, and he's getting pretty sick of seeing the words "Plouffe" and "Obama" every time. "I donated $25 to [continue reading...]

Posted on December 16th, 2008

ARCHIVES — KG: “Facebook would be more fun if I had gone to college”

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. BOSTON, MA -- Though there have not been many occasions when he has regretted his decision of more than ten years ago, [continue reading...]

Posted on November 21st, 2008

ARCHIVES: Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not [continue reading...]

Posted on November 20th, 2008

Lebron James taking Thursday off to get out the vote

CLEVELAND, OH -- Fresh off of a 41-point effort Tuesday night, and with the Cleveland Cavaliers riding a five-game winning streak, Lebron James informed head coach Mike Brown that he'll [continue reading...]

Posted on November 12th, 2008

GroupWrite: Lebron James taking election day off to get out the vote

SSNN is introducing a new feature in which we'll announce a headline and solicit input from our readers, that we'll put together into a story written by the readership. If [continue reading...]

Posted on November 1st, 2008

New York teen unimpressed with “Redeem Team” victory

HARLEM, N.Y. -- Terrell Robinson doesn't get what all the fuss is about. Robinson, 17, of Harlem, watched with interest last week as the United States basketball "Redeem Team" handled their [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2008

Singing Chinese girl revealed to be computer generated

Lin Miaoke, shown here, exists only as a digital creation.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Chinese government officials sent shockwaves through the international community this morning when they revealed that the nine-year-old girl who sang at the 2008 Olympic Opening Ceremony was [continue reading...]

Posted on August 13th, 2008

Woman loses wedding ring in pocket when she meets James, Paul in Beijing

BEIJING, CHINA -- Days after Kerri Walsh performed brilliantly through the distraction of having lost her wedding ring as she and Misty May-Treanor chase Olympic gold for a second time, [continue reading...]

Posted on August 12th, 2008

Nets fans disappointed about 2010-11 Finals loss

LeBron’s potential arrival is not encouraging to Nets fans.

BROOKLYN, NY -- With a handful of draft-day maneuvers that added youth and unloaded big contracts, the New Jersey Nets – soon to be the Brooklyn Nets – appear to [continue reading...]

Posted on July 9th, 2008

Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

The taste of ass causes Kobe to make this face…

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not surprisingly – he's unhappy with his former teammate's [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2008

Bruce doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about

Forget a bat – Jay Bruce could hit homers with that smile

CINCINNATI, OH -- In an exclusive interview with SSNN, a humble Jay Bruce spoke about the commotion surrounding his major league debut and wildly successful first week, as well as [continue reading...]

Posted on June 2nd, 2008

Smith reveals man-crush on Allen Iverson now legal separation

BRISTOL, CT -- Stephen A. Smith told Serious Sports News Network yesterday that his long-time, obsessive man-crush on Allen Iverson is now a legal separation, due to the volatile anchor [continue reading...]

Posted on February 27th, 2008

Citing failures in New Orleans, NBA moving ‘09 All-Star to Jakarta

Posted on February 19th, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Even God sick of Clemens udpates

As Roger Clemens has become overexposed in the media yet again, SSNN revisits a classic from May 2007, when everyone was sick of the Rocket. HEAVEN -- Apparently humans are [continue reading...]

Posted on February 13th, 2008

LeBron reaches 9,000 points, women on same day

CLEVELAND, OH -- LeBron James celebrated his 9,000th point scored this week by also sleeping with his 9000th woman. While it takes most high school-to-NBA players two to three years [continue reading...]

Posted on December 23rd, 2007

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Clemens conspiracy uncovered

As you try to make sense of the video that Roger Clemens posted on his website today, denying all use of performance enhancing drugs, just remember that he's lied to [continue reading...]

Posted on December 23rd, 2007

KG: “Facebook would be more fun if I had gone to college”

BOSTON, MA -- Though there have not been many occasions when he has regretted his decision of more than ten years ago, Kevin Garnett has recently admitted that he has [continue reading...]

Posted on November 18th, 2007

ESPN fan forum sets record for most blatantly obvious statements made in a day

BRISTOL, CT -- This week, the Guinness Book of World Records notified ESPN that the fan forum on their popular ESPN.com website had set the record for most blatantly obvious [continue reading...]

Posted on November 14th, 2007

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