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Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant accidentally have a date arranged for them by AshleyMadison.com
LOS ANGELES, CA -- When Kobe Bryant registered for AshleyMadison.com, he didn't know what he expected to find. However, after an unusual turn of events this week, Bryant was taken [continue reading...]
Posted on November 25th, 2008
ARCHIVES — KG: “Facebook would be more fun if I had gone to college”
Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. BOSTON, MA -- Though there have not been many occasions when he has regretted his decision of more than ten years ago, [continue reading...]
Posted on November 21st, 2008
ARCHIVES: Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes
Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not [continue reading...]
Posted on November 20th, 2008
New York teen unimpressed with “Redeem Team” victory
HARLEM, N.Y. -- Terrell Robinson doesn't get what all the fuss is about. Robinson, 17, of Harlem, watched with interest last week as the United States basketball "Redeem Team" handled their [continue reading...]
Posted on August 29th, 2008
1992 Dream Teamer to join 2008 Olympic basketball team
BEIJING, CHINA -- With the Olympics already underway, the United States basketball team has made a surprise announcement – they are going to be joined by a member of the [continue reading...]
Posted on August 10th, 2008
Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not surprisingly – he's unhappy with his former teammate's [continue reading...]
Posted on June 30th, 2008
Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone
LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a dramatic and ironic twist, one of the few people in the world who actually knows how Shaquille O'Neal's ass tastes has been paid not [continue reading...]
Posted on June 25th, 2008
Shaq claims skewed media coverage of freestyle rap
NEW YORK CITY, NY – In the wake of causing a major stir with by apparently dissing Kobe Bryant in a freestyle rap at a New York club, Shaquille O'Neal [continue reading...]
Posted on June 24th, 2008
Schilling’s shoulder to have own blog
BOSTON, MA -- Following Boston Red Sox Pitcher Curt Schilling's recent disclosure that he will have potentially career-ending shoulder surgery, the outspoken Schilling announced today that his shoulder will chronicle [continue reading...]
Posted on June 23rd, 2008
Kobe demanding trade again after Game 4 loss
LOS ANGELES, CA -- During a spectacular regular season that ended with the Lakers in the top spot in the Western Conference, and a playoff run that landed them in [continue reading...]
Posted on June 14th, 2008
Electronic Arts announces recall, delayed release of NBA Live ‘09
REDWOOD CITY, CA -- Electronic Arts, maker of the EA Sports line of video games, announced today that they are pushing back the release of this year's version of their [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008
Jackson, Lakers practice excuses
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson, along with his team, went to the Staples Center conference room for an interesting workout after Monday's practice in [continue reading...]
Posted on June 10th, 2008
Celtics have “secret” weapon against Lakers
BOSTON, MA -- With his beloved Celtics facing the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA finals, the ghost of Red Auerbach held a press conference today to announce his intentions [continue reading...]
Posted on June 5th, 2008
Mayor of New Orleans didn’t know Hornets were in playoffs
NEW ORLEANS, LA -- New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin was both thrilled and stunned Tuesday when, while channel surfing, he stumbled across the New Orleans Hornets playing a basketball game. "I [continue reading...]
Posted on May 14th, 2008
Bryant banned from Denver hotels, finds cute B&B
DENVER, CO -- Kobe Bryant is accustomed to putting the load on his shoulders and turning bad situations into good ones, but for the Lakers' two playoff wins in Denver, [continue reading...]
Posted on April 30th, 2008
Kenny Smith’s shoes are NOT as cool as Kobe’s
Posted on April 24th, 2008
Citing failures in New Orleans, NBA moving ‘09 All-Star to Jakarta
NEW ORLEANS, LA -- Describing the All-Star Weekend in New Orleans as a "monumental error in judgment and a tremendous letdown," NBA commissioner David Stern announced that next year's All-Star [continue reading...]
Posted on February 19th, 2008
Kobe adds asterisk to Shaq’s fantasy football championship
LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers Fantasy Football Association's year-end banquet ended in contention Thursday, when it was discovered that Kobe Bryant had defaced the Divac Cup – [continue reading...]
Posted on January 4th, 2008
Lane Bryant to open chain of Kobe Bryant stores
COLUMBUS, OH -- The plus-sized women's clothing chain Lane Bryant has announced it's opening a new series of Kobe Bryant stores, geared specifically for the "full-figured woman who is also [continue reading...]
Posted on January 3rd, 2008
Santa delivers Christmas victory to Lakers by mistake
LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers found themselves on the receiving end of a Christmas miracle earlier this week when they pulled out a victory over the Phoenix [continue reading...]
Posted on December 27th, 2007
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