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Irate Bostonian attacks roommate over Brady injury

CAMBRIDGE, MA -- Lifelong Boston resident and die-hard Patriots fan Patrick O'Callaghan erupted in a fit of fury Sunday afternoon, after watching beloved Pats quarterback Tom Brady go down with [continue reading...]

Posted on September 9th, 2008

Drew’s lingering back problems result of carrying team in June

Drew is just happy to know the source of his back pain.

BOSTON, MA -- Boston Red Sox outfielder JD Drew got a surprise diagnosis from team physician Dr. Thomas Gill Wednesday regarding his ailing back. "His lower back has been bothering him [continue reading...]

Posted on August 21st, 2008

Astros put down El Caballo

El Caballo – in happier times, before the accident.

HOUSTON, TX -- Astros Owner Drayton McLane and General Manager Ed Wade hung their heads in collective sorrow at a news conference this morning from the Astros Press Room. "Carlos [continue reading...]

Posted on August 13th, 2008

Chipper Jones to miss rest of softball season with strained oblique

Chipper is now sidelined for both of his teams.

ATLANTA, GA -- Chipper Jones, already on the DL for the Braves, strained his oblique in his second at-bat in Tuesday's softball game and will miss the rest of the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 13th, 2008

Joba will be on smaller, more strict pitch count when activated

Joba will have 9 pitches to make an impact in his next few starts.

NEW YORK, NY -- In an effort to protect one of the most valuable arms in their system, the New York Yankees have declared that Joba Chamberlain will be on [continue reading...]

Posted on August 13th, 2008

Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner

Tiger likes feeling wanted, but Finchem went a little far with his phone calls.

JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]

Posted on August 11th, 2008

Jones makes diving catch in softball game while on DL

Jones glowed after making a game-saving play

ATLANTA, GA -- Only one day after the Atlanta Braves placed him on the 15-day DL with a pulled left hamstring, Chipper Jones made a game-saving diving catch in left-center [continue reading...]

Posted on July 30th, 2008

Reconstructive mojo repair successful for Tiger

Tiger’s mojo was healthy enough for this post-surgery victory roar.

WINDERMERE, FL -- The good news is that Tiger Woods underwent successful surgery Wednesday. The bad news is that the golf mega-star's newly repaired mojo will still cause him to [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Schilling’s shoulder to have own blog

Schilling’s shoulder, in happier times

BOSTON, MA -- Following Boston Red Sox Pitcher Curt Schilling's recent disclosure that he will have potentially career-ending shoulder surgery, the outspoken Schilling announced today that his shoulder will chronicle [continue reading...]

Posted on June 23rd, 2008

Tiger “heartbroken” over missing Ryder Cup

Tiger is really down about missing the Ryder Cup

JUPITER ISLAND, FL -- While his season-ending knee surgery will cost him a shot at two major championships, the FedEx Cup and millions of dollars in earnings, golfing god Tiger [continue reading...]

Posted on June 22nd, 2008

Pierce injures leg, unable to take out garbage

Pierce’s leg injury appears to be recurring

BOSTON, MA -- While Boston fans were celebrating their 17th NBA championship on Tuesday night, one of the key cogs from their latest championship squad was suffering déjà vu. Mere [continue reading...]

Posted on June 18th, 2008

Konerko heads to DL, Chicago rejoices

Konerko may be unhappy, but Sox fans are pumped!

CHICAGO, IL -- There was a distinct buzz in the air around the South Side of Chicago Tuesday, after White Sox first baseman Paul Konerko was placed on the 15-day [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

PGA to require Tiger’s leg be amputated “for the good of the game”

Tiger is just as happy to win on one leg.

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Following Tiger Woods' 14th major championship at the US Open yesterday, the PGA Tour has announced that the golfing great will have to have his injured [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Steinbrenner suing MLB in wake of Wang injury

Hank is suing MLB and Selig

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After ace pitcher Chien-Ming Wang suffered an injured foot during yesterday's game in Houston against the Astros, New York Yankees boss Hank Steinbrenner has filed [continue reading...]

Posted on June 16th, 2008

Yankees to headline writers: Stop playing with our Wang

Look at the Yankees’ Wang! That’s a weird face on their Wang…

NEW YORK, NY -- Amid floods of sophomoric and juvenile headlines, the New York Yankees called a press conference today to hopefully stop the bevy of Wang references. "We get [continue reading...]

Posted on June 16th, 2008

Italian team unprepared for Toni’s real injury

Luca Toni is either hurt or faking hurt in this picture.

BERNE, SWIZTERLAND – The bumpy road to recovery for the struggling Italian soccer team took another hit yesterday. After bitterly losing a lopsided opening match to the Netherlands, Azzuri striker [continue reading...]

Posted on June 13th, 2008

Ken Griffey, Jr. reaches 600

Griffey shows off his “I’m about to get injured” face

MIAMI, FL – Cincinnati Reds outfielder Ken Griffey, Jr. celebrated hitting his 600th career home run this week, becoming the sixth player in history and third in the last six [continue reading...]

Posted on June 11th, 2008

Pierce says wheelchair is his normal mode of transportation

Paul Pierce, sans wheelchair

BOSTON, MA -- Boston Celtics forward Paul Pierce is downplaying the way his teammates carried him off the court, and his use of a wheelchair to get to the locker [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Zumaya throws 150 mph change-up, poised for return

Zumaya is really happy with his progress… REALLY happy.

LAKELAND, FL -- Detroit Tigers flamethrower Joel Zumaya threw a bullpen session yesterday in preparation for his second rehab appearance with the Lakeland Flying Tigers, Detroit's Class A-advanced minor league [continue reading...]

Posted on June 6th, 2008

Malone breaks nose during post-game press conference

Ryan Malone, before disfiguring his face

DETROIT, MI – After being thoroughly beaten up throughout the Stanley Cup Finals, Ryan Malone suffered a broken nose – again – during a press conference following Game 5. The [continue reading...]

Posted on June 4th, 2008

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