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2008 Year in Review, #4: Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner
JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]
Posted on December 31st, 2008
2007 Top 20, #7: Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus
BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]
Posted on December 30th, 2008
Hampton injures himself while signing contract
HOUSTON, TX -- Mike Hampton crumbled to the ground in pain Monday while signing a contract with the Houston Astros. "Hammy had just finished signing his name to the multi-year, [continue reading...]
Posted on December 1st, 2008
Irate Bostonian attacks roommate over Brady injury
CAMBRIDGE, MA -- Lifelong Boston resident and die-hard Patriots fan Patrick O'Callaghan erupted in a fit of fury Sunday afternoon, after watching beloved Pats quarterback Tom Brady go down with [continue reading...]
Posted on September 9th, 2008
Drew’s lingering back problems result of carrying team in June
BOSTON, MA -- Boston Red Sox outfielder JD Drew got a surprise diagnosis from team physician Dr. Thomas Gill Wednesday regarding his ailing back. "His lower back has been bothering him [continue reading...]
Posted on August 21st, 2008
Astros put down El Caballo
HOUSTON, TX -- Astros Owner Drayton McLane and General Manager Ed Wade hung their heads in collective sorrow at a news conference this morning from the Astros Press Room. "Carlos [continue reading...]
Posted on August 13th, 2008
Chipper Jones to miss rest of softball season with strained oblique
ATLANTA, GA -- Chipper Jones, already on the DL for the Braves, strained his oblique in his second at-bat in Tuesday's softball game and will miss the rest of the [continue reading...]
Posted on August 13th, 2008
Joba will be on smaller, more strict pitch count when activated
NEW YORK, NY -- In an effort to protect one of the most valuable arms in their system, the New York Yankees have declared that Joba Chamberlain will be on [continue reading...]
Posted on August 13th, 2008
Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner
JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]
Posted on August 11th, 2008
Jones makes diving catch in softball game while on DL
ATLANTA, GA -- Only one day after the Atlanta Braves placed him on the 15-day DL with a pulled left hamstring, Chipper Jones made a game-saving diving catch in left-center [continue reading...]
Posted on July 30th, 2008
Reconstructive mojo repair successful for Tiger
WINDERMERE, FL -- The good news is that Tiger Woods underwent successful surgery Wednesday. The bad news is that the golf mega-star's newly repaired mojo will still cause him to [continue reading...]
Posted on June 26th, 2008
Schilling’s shoulder to have own blog
BOSTON, MA -- Following Boston Red Sox Pitcher Curt Schilling's recent disclosure that he will have potentially career-ending shoulder surgery, the outspoken Schilling announced today that his shoulder will chronicle [continue reading...]
Posted on June 23rd, 2008
Tiger “heartbroken” over missing Ryder Cup
JUPITER ISLAND, FL -- While his season-ending knee surgery will cost him a shot at two major championships, the FedEx Cup and millions of dollars in earnings, golfing god Tiger [continue reading...]
Posted on June 22nd, 2008
Pierce injures leg, unable to take out garbage
BOSTON, MA -- While Boston fans were celebrating their 17th NBA championship on Tuesday night, one of the key cogs from their latest championship squad was suffering déjà vu. Mere [continue reading...]
Posted on June 18th, 2008
Konerko heads to DL, Chicago rejoices
CHICAGO, IL -- There was a distinct buzz in the air around the South Side of Chicago Tuesday, after White Sox first baseman Paul Konerko was placed on the 15-day [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008
PGA to require Tiger’s leg be amputated “for the good of the game”
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Following Tiger Woods' 14th major championship at the US Open yesterday, the PGA Tour has announced that the golfing great will have to have his injured [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008
Steinbrenner suing MLB in wake of Wang injury
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After ace pitcher Chien-Ming Wang suffered an injured foot during yesterday's game in Houston against the Astros, New York Yankees boss Hank Steinbrenner has filed [continue reading...]
Posted on June 16th, 2008
Steinbrenner suing MLB in wake of Wang injury
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After ace pitcher Chien-Ming Wang suffered an injured foot during yesterday's game in Houston against the Astros, New York Yankees boss Hank Steinbrenner has filed [continue reading...]
Posted on June 16th, 2008
Yankees to headline writers: Stop playing with our Wang
NEW YORK, NY -- Amid floods of sophomoric and juvenile headlines, the New York Yankees called a press conference today to hopefully stop the bevy of Wang references. "We get [continue reading...]
Posted on June 16th, 2008
Italian team unprepared for Toni’s real injury
BERNE, SWIZTERLAND – The bumpy road to recovery for the struggling Italian soccer team took another hit yesterday. After bitterly losing a lopsided opening match to the Netherlands, Azzuri striker [continue reading...]
Posted on June 13th, 2008
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