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2008 Top 20, #15: Andre Johnson surprised, happy to be recognized at Gap

HOUSTON, TX -- In what he later described as "one of the greatest moments of my life," Andre Johnson was recognized Thursday during a seemingly routine trip to a Houston-area [continue reading...]

Posted on December 28th, 2008

Local man promises nephew that the Chicago Bears will make the playoffs

CICERO, IL--Richard Montanez kept putting off getting a Christmas present for his eight-year old nephew David, which ended up being a huge mistake. "I kept delaying and procrastinating," Montanez said. "For [continue reading...]

Posted on December 28th, 2008

Texans-Jaguars game was actually played Monday, contrary to reports

HOUSTON, TX -- SSNN has learned that the Monday Night Football contest between the Houston Texans and Jacksonville Jaguars actually did take place last night and was not cancelled as [continue reading...]

Posted on December 2nd, 2008

Man spends entire afternoon figuring out how Andre Johnson can score 37.4 points in fantasy

LITTLETON, CO -- Frank Spaggs had a lot of stuff to do this afternoon, but it's all going to have to wait for tomorrow. That is because Spaggs spent his [continue reading...]

Posted on December 1st, 2008

Kornheiser spends most Sunday nights sleeping in a Dumpster

HOUSTON, TX -- A Burger King employee was startled this morning to find ESPN Monday Night Football announcer Tony Kornheiser fastasleep in the bottom of the trash receptacle. "I'm a big [continue reading...]

Posted on December 1st, 2008

Andre Johnson surprised, happy to be recognized at Gap

HOUSTON, TX -- In what he later described as "one of the greatest moments of my life," Andre Johnson was recognized Thursday during a seemingly routine trip to a Houston-area [continue reading...]

Posted on November 23rd, 2008

NFL not looking for gang signs

NEW YORK, NY -- A day after news outlets around the country reported that the National Football League was reviewing past game tapes to look for players flashing gang signs, [continue reading...]

Posted on July 17th, 2008

Andre Johnson surprised, happy to be recognized at Gap

HOUSTON, TX -- In what he later described as "one of the greatest moments of my life," Andre Johnson was recognized Thursday during a seemingly routine trip to a Houston-area [continue reading...]

Posted on March 19th, 2008

NFL teams sponsor Peterson cloning experiment

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- SSNN has received word that at least four NFL teams have reached an agreement with the Minnesota Vikings to attempt to clone Adrian Peterson. NFL organizations in [continue reading...]

Posted on December 20th, 2007

Williams to reporters: scoreboard, bite me

HOUSTON, TX -– It appears that Texans' defensive end Mario Williams is having the last laugh at the doubters and naysayers who questioned his selection as the first pick of [continue reading...]

Posted on December 19th, 2007

Kyle Shanahan gets Christmas present; no others forthcoming

HOUSTON, TX -- Houston Texans quarterbacks coach Kyle Shanahan – son of Broncos headman Mike – received an early Christmas gift from his father Thursday night in the [continue reading...]

Posted on December 14th, 2007

Texans hoping Williams can dominate against Titans, Young

HOUSTON, TX -- The Houston Texans' coaching staff is crossing its fingers that Mario Williams will play "out of his mind" Sunday, when the Texans take on Vince Young and [continue reading...]

Posted on December 1st, 2007

Panthers hope Carr plays better with concussion

CHARLOTTE, NC -- The Carolina Panthers are hoping that a concussion suffered by quarterback David Carr might work to the team's advantage. Since entering the league as the number one [continue reading...]

Posted on November 9th, 2007

Goddell asks Raiders to play in Sacramento, on Tuesday

OAKLAND, CA -- NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has reportedly asked the Houston Texans (3-5) and Oakland Raiders (2-5) to move their game, originally scheduled to take place at the McAfee [continue reading...]

Posted on October 31st, 2007

Texans draft 0-2 record

HOUSTON, TX -- In a rare move on Monday, the Houston Texans drafted an 0-3 record, even though they had the option of keeping their 2-1 record or dropping to [continue reading...]

Posted on September 24th, 2007

Third person now believes Mario Williams was right pick

HOUSTON, TX -- On Sunday, Houston resident and self-described "D-line Junkie" Hector Nunez became the third person to declare that he feels Mario Williams was the right first overall pick [continue reading...]

Posted on September 13th, 2007

Texans trying to gauge fans’ wants

HOUSTON, TX -- When the Houston Texans were awarded the first pick in the 2006 NFL draft, virtually everyone thought the team would pick between USC standout Reggie Bush and [continue reading...]

Posted on April 9th, 2007

Texans see 2007 draft class, ask for 2006 do-over

INDIANAPOLIS -- As the NFL Scouting Combine wears on, many teams are struggling to find prospects that fit their needs. The Texans, whose needs are as pressing and diverse as [continue reading...]

Posted on February 24th, 2007

Moorman to attempt position change

HOUSTON, TX -- The Texans made their first move of the 2007 offseason when they traded disappointing quarterback David Carr to Buffalo for Brian Moorman. After watching his -1 yard [continue reading...]

Posted on February 13th, 2007

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