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Johnson proposes 24/7 of himself preparing to battle his own demons

KANSAS CITY, MO -- On the heels of the latest news in his seemingly neverending saga of legal issues, Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson told SSNN that he [continue reading...]

Posted on December 20th, 2008

Before Pacquiao-De La Hoya fight, super-excited Jim Lampley spends two hours shadowboxing in front of mirror

LAS VEGAS, NV -- Jim Lampley, freaking out with excitement today, has spent at least two of the last three hours shadowboxing in front of a mirror in his hotel [continue reading...]

Posted on December 6th, 2008

Jeter, Giambi claim thong sharing part of Sex in the City promotion

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After word leaked that the pair often share a gold thong to "bust slumps," New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi said it was [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

Favre unveils plan to erase Marino from human history

GREEN BAY, WI -- During what is usually a very slow locker room media session on Wednesday afternoon, Green Bay QB Brett Favre made headlines by unveiling an elaborate – [continue reading...]

Posted on December 20th, 2007

Kelli Croyle forgets Brodie at gym

KANSAS CITY, MO -- A shivering Brodie Croyle stumbled up the driveway to his house yesterday, seven hours after he left for a brief workout that ended up being an [continue reading...]

Posted on December 11th, 2007

Kobe Bryant lands Big role in Sex and the City movie

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Kobe Bryant is finally going to get his Screen Actors Guild card, it seems. In spite of a career which has included three NBA championships, several scoring [continue reading...]

Posted on September 15th, 2007

HBO’s Hard Knocks propels Gonzalez to higher draft positions

KANSAS CITY, MO -- In living rooms across the country, football fans are looking forward to sharing October with Tony Gonzalez. The veteran tight end saw a resurgence in his fantasy [continue reading...]

Posted on September 6th, 2007

Greg Maddux seeking guest appearance on Flight of the Conchords

SAN DIEGO--Greg Maddux has apparently threatened to fire his agent if he's not granted a guest appearance on HBO's cult hit Flight of the Conchords before the conclusion of the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 26th, 2007

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