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Furious Elin Nordegren divorces Tiger Woods following loss to Tim Clarke

JUPITER, FL -- Less than a month after giving birth to the family's second child, Charlie Axel Woods, a furious Elin Nordegren has announced she's filing for divorce from her [continue reading...]

Posted on February 27th, 2009

Tiger Woods son granted tour card

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Tiger Woods' two-day old son Charlie Axel Woods was granted a PGA tour card for the 2009 season after the newborn shot a 67 at Torrey [continue reading...]

Posted on February 9th, 2009

Phil Mickelson dealing with some serious post-Groundhog Day gloomies

PHIL MICKELSON'S BEDROOM, N.C. -- Phil Mickelson is unable to rouse himself from bed today, according to reports from worried family members, who have stated that the golfer is "totally [continue reading...]

Posted on February 3rd, 2009

2008 Year in Review, #4: Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner

JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

Feds plan Tiger Woods bailout following cancellation of GM deal

WASHINGTON, DC -- Just when it seemed as though the economy had run out of surprises, the nation's capital was rocked Monday with news that Tiger Woods and GM have [continue reading...]

Posted on November 25th, 2008

Association with Daly may ruin family-friendly image, Hooters’ managers fear

WINSTON-SALEM, NC—Hooters has long been planted in the minds of Americans as a friendly, family-oriented restaurant with plenty of good food and great memories guaranteed with every trip. Now, however, [continue reading...]

Posted on October 30th, 2008

Azinger favorite to be next coach of Oakland Raiders

OAKLAND, CA -- Citing his unbelievable success at the Ryder Cup, Al Davis has his eyes on Paul Azinger as the potential next coach of the Oakland Raiders. "Did you see [continue reading...]

Posted on September 22nd, 2008

LPGA rewrites English-only rules

SOMEWHERE -- The Ladies Professional Golf Association has rewritten some key program rules recently, following some language problems among the athletes. Originally, LPGA Tour commish Carolyn Bivens approved [continue reading...]

Posted on September 10th, 2008

Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner

JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]

Posted on August 11th, 2008

PGA invites Ramirez, Favre to gain extra coverage

BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI -- PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem has taken the unusual step of inviting non-professional golfers Manny Ramirez and Brett Favre to play in the PGA Championship this [continue reading...]

Posted on August 8th, 2008

Reconstructive mojo repair successful for Tiger

WINDERMERE, FL -- The good news is that Tiger Woods underwent successful surgery Wednesday. The bad news is that the golf mega-star's newly repaired mojo will still cause him to [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Tiger “heartbroken” over missing Ryder Cup

JUPITER ISLAND, FL -- While his season-ending knee surgery will cost him a shot at two major championships, the FedEx Cup and millions of dollars in earnings, golfing god Tiger [continue reading...]

Posted on June 22nd, 2008

PGA to require Tiger’s leg be amputated “for the good of the game”

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Following Tiger Woods' 14th major championship at the US Open yesterday, the PGA Tour has announced that the golfing great will have to have his injured [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Bruce bests Tiger in friendly match play round

CINCINNATI, OH -- All is not well for Tiger Woods, even after the golfer further cemented his legacy with a dramatic victory in the 2008 U.S. Open. Cincinnati Reds outfielder/god [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Adam Scott missing after first round of U.S. Open

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the pairing of the world's number one and number two golfers in the first two rounds of the U.S. Open, [continue reading...]

Posted on June 13th, 2008

PGA golfer J.B. Holmes changes first name back to John

J.B. Holmes is back to being John Holmes, and he thinks the change will leave a lasting impression on his golf game. In an effort last year to dissociate himself [continue reading...]

Posted on January 1st, 2008

Mickelson claims to be playing for second place

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- One week after missing the cut at this year's Open Championship, a surprisingly calm Phil Mickelson took the opportunity to explain how he can so easily [continue reading...]

Posted on July 28th, 2007

Wie’s “ambiguous genitals” cause, clear up confusion

HONOLULU, HI -- An anonymous source close to golf prodigy Michelle Wie recently reported to SSNN that the reason behind many of her perplexing actions is the result of a [continue reading...]

Posted on June 8th, 2007

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