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Furious Elin Nordegren divorces Tiger Woods following loss to Tim Clarke

JUPITER, FL -- Less than a month after giving birth to the family's second child, Charlie Axel Woods, a furious Elin Nordegren has announced she's filing for divorce from her [continue reading...]

Posted on February 27th, 2009

Tiger Woods son granted tour card

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Tiger Woods' two-day old son Charlie Axel Woods was granted a PGA tour card for the 2009 season after the newborn shot a 67 at Torrey [continue reading...]

Posted on February 9th, 2009

Phil Mickelson dealing with some serious post-Groundhog Day gloomies

PHIL MICKELSON'S BEDROOM, N.C. -- Phil Mickelson is unable to rouse himself from bed today, according to reports from worried family members, who have stated that the golfer is "totally [continue reading...]

Posted on February 3rd, 2009

2008 Year in Review, #4: Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner

JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

Feds plan Tiger Woods bailout following cancellation of GM deal

WASHINGTON, DC -- Just when it seemed as though the economy had run out of surprises, the nation's capital was rocked Monday with news that Tiger Woods and GM have [continue reading...]

Posted on November 25th, 2008

Association with Daly may ruin family-friendly image, Hooters’ managers fear

WINSTON-SALEM, NC—Hooters has long been planted in the minds of Americans as a friendly, family-oriented restaurant with plenty of good food and great memories guaranteed with every trip. Now, however, [continue reading...]

Posted on October 30th, 2008

Azinger favorite to be next coach of Oakland Raiders

OAKLAND, CA -- Citing his unbelievable success at the Ryder Cup, Al Davis has his eyes on Paul Azinger as the potential next coach of the Oakland Raiders. "Did you see [continue reading...]

Posted on September 22nd, 2008

LPGA rewrites English-only rules

SOMEWHERE -- The Ladies Professional Golf Association has rewritten some key program rules recently, following some language problems among the athletes. Originally, LPGA Tour commish Carolyn Bivens approved [continue reading...]

Posted on September 10th, 2008

Woods returns from vacation to find 423 voicemails from PGA commissioner

Tiger likes feeling wanted, but Finchem went a little far with his phone calls.

JUPITER, FL -- Upon returning home from a European vacation with his wife Elin and their daughter Sam, injured golfer Tiger Woods was surprised to find 423 voicemails from PGA [continue reading...]

Posted on August 11th, 2008

PGA invites Ramirez, Favre to gain extra coverage

Tim Finchem has to think outside the box with Tiger injured.

BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI -- PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem has taken the unusual step of inviting non-professional golfers Manny Ramirez and Brett Favre to play in the PGA Championship this [continue reading...]

Posted on August 8th, 2008

Reconstructive mojo repair successful for Tiger

Tiger’s mojo was healthy enough for this post-surgery victory roar.

WINDERMERE, FL -- The good news is that Tiger Woods underwent successful surgery Wednesday. The bad news is that the golf mega-star's newly repaired mojo will still cause him to [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Tiger “heartbroken” over missing Ryder Cup

Tiger is really down about missing the Ryder Cup

JUPITER ISLAND, FL -- While his season-ending knee surgery will cost him a shot at two major championships, the FedEx Cup and millions of dollars in earnings, golfing god Tiger [continue reading...]

Posted on June 22nd, 2008

PGA to require Tiger’s leg be amputated “for the good of the game”

Tiger is just as happy to win on one leg.

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Following Tiger Woods' 14th major championship at the US Open yesterday, the PGA Tour has announced that the golfing great will have to have his injured [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Bruce bests Tiger in friendly match play round

Jay Bruce is dreamy… and apparently good at golf.

CINCINNATI, OH -- All is not well for Tiger Woods, even after the golfer further cemented his legacy with a dramatic victory in the 2008 U.S. Open. Cincinnati Reds outfielder/god [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Adam Scott missing after first round of U.S. Open

Adam Scott is theoretically somewhere in the San Diego area

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the pairing of the world's number one and number two golfers in the first two rounds of the U.S. Open, [continue reading...]

Posted on June 13th, 2008

PGA golfer J.B. Holmes changes first name back to John

J.B. Holmes is back to being John Holmes, and he thinks the change will leave a lasting impression on his golf game. In an effort last year to dissociate himself [continue reading...]

Posted on January 1st, 2008

Mickelson claims to be playing for second place

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- One week after missing the cut at this year's Open Championship, a surprisingly calm Phil Mickelson took the opportunity to explain how he can so easily [continue reading...]

Posted on July 28th, 2007

Wie’s “ambiguous genitals” cause, clear up confusion

HONOLULU, HI -- An anonymous source close to golf prodigy Michelle Wie recently reported to SSNN that the reason behind many of her perplexing actions is the result of a [continue reading...]

Posted on June 8th, 2007


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