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Shawne Merriman cleared to play after fifth opinion from Dr. Dre

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Shawne Merriman has been officially cleared to play this weekend after seeking a fifth and final medical opinion from Dr. Dre. "I went to four doctors, and [continue reading...]

Posted on September 5th, 2008

St. Louis Cardinals bench Matt Leinart

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ST. LOUIS, MO -- St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa shocked the world today by announcing that he was proactively benching Matt Leinart in favor of and older, more experienced [continue reading...]

Posted on September 4th, 2008

Brady, Moss caught playing ‘Screw, Marry, Kill’ with Lynch, O’Neal, and Hobbs

FOXBORO, MA—Scandal erupted in Patriots training camp yesterday when members of the media walked in on pro-bowlers Tom Brady and Randy Moss engaging in the game known as “Screw, marry, [continue reading...]

Posted on September 2nd, 2008

Transcript of an audio recording capturing an exchange between Ken Whisenhunt and Kurt Warner of the Arizona Cardinals

[The following is an audio recording capturing an exchange between Arizona Cardinals head coach Ken Whisenhunt and Cardinals QB Kurt Warner] Kurt Warner: “Hey coach…” Ken Whisenhunt: “Hey Kurt, how’s [continue reading...]

Posted on September 2nd, 2008

Thomas absolutely wrecking Edwards in WordTwist on Facebook

Thomas is happy after another WordTwist victory

CLEVELAND, OH -- Joe Thomas has a broken heart, but it's slowly healing. Although Thomas, an avid user of Facebook, contends that the loss of the Scrabulous application is an "utter [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2008

Jay Cutler makes surprise appearance at Democratic National Convention

It’s hard to tell if Cutler is high or just dumb-looking.

DENVER, CO -- Jay Cutler turned the Democratic National Convention on its ear Wednesday night when he made a surprise appearance following Joe Biden's speech. Cutler, who had been walking the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 28th, 2008

Pretty much every stripper in New Orleans wants to get nailed by Jeremy Shockey

Shockey just nailed another stripper.

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- SSNN has learned that pretty much every stripper in New Orleans wants to get nailed by Jeremy Shockey pretty bad right now. "I gotta be honest, I [continue reading...]

Posted on August 28th, 2008

Strahan stays retired, wants his check for $25 million ASAP

Strahan hopes to have his gap fixed using his new $25 million.

NEW YORK, NY -- New York Giants football officials were scrambling today to see if they really owed Michael Strahan $25 million after the retired defensive end turned down their [continue reading...]

Posted on August 27th, 2008

Obama asks to have fantasy football draft rescheduled for third time

Obama’s fantasy football league is causing him a lot of stress these days.

DENVER, CO -- Barack Obama's fantasy football leaguemates are growing tired of his antics, and are thinking about taking some real corrective action against the Illinois senator-turned-presidential candidate. "For the third [continue reading...]

Posted on August 27th, 2008

Toronto fans confused to see Buffalo and Pittsburgh play football, not hockey

TORONTO, CA -- Canada received its first taste of American football last week, but there is a lot of evidence suggesting they didn't fully understand what was happening. Fans exiting [continue reading...]

Posted on August 21st, 2008

Johnson injures mouth, mute 3-4 weeks

Ocho Cinco might not be able to talk, but he can still look good.

CINCINNATI, OH -- Cincinnati Bengals' publicity-seeking star wideout Chad Johnson severely burned his tongue and lips on what is being called "a particularly hot papaya" before his team's preseason game [continue reading...]

Posted on August 20th, 2008

Favre surprised, hurt that he’s not on McCain VP short list

Favre is really sad that he’s not a VP candidate.

NEW YORK, NY -- A disgruntled Brett Favre told reporters Thursday morning that he is "a little surprised and hurt" that he's not being seriously considered as a potential running [continue reading...]

Posted on August 14th, 2008

Tarvaris Jackson constantly nonplussed

Tarvaris is likely nonplussed about this article.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Reports from Vikings camp indicate that quarterback Tarvaris Jackson has accomplished at least two things so far this season – he has managed to fend off Brett [continue reading...]

Posted on August 13th, 2008

Rodgers asked for autograph for first time ever

Rodgers was thrilled to sign his first autograph.

GREEN BAY, WI -- After watching a reassuringly average performance against the Cincinnati Bengals, six year-old Green Bay resident Justin Fitchburg asked new Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers to sign his [continue reading...]

Posted on August 12th, 2008

Bengals hope to sign most of Georgia football team

CINCINNATI, OH -- The Cincinnati Bengals have turned the full resources of their scouting department toward Georgia, especially two members of the state university's football team who were removed during [continue reading...]

Posted on August 11th, 2008

Packers hire Steve Smith to work with Favre upon arrival at camp

Steve Smith is small, but he will beat your ass if you front on him.

GREEN BAY, WI -- Mere hours after publicly apologizing for beating the hell out of teammate Ken Lucas, Carolina Panthers star wideout Steve Smith has accepted an offer from the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 4th, 2008

Rodgers offers to not play for only $15 million

Rodgers would gladly stay in this hat forever for $15 mil

GREEN BAY, WI -- After yesterday's reports that the Green Bay Packers offered erstwhile QB Brett Favre as much as $20 million to stay retired, the Pack's quarterback debacle has [continue reading...]

Posted on July 31st, 2008

Confused Shockey thinks he was traded to the Dolphins

Shockey’s confusion may stem from the fact that he’s been wasted drunk since the Super Bowl.

MIAMI, FL -- A giddy Jeremy Shockey arrived in Florida hours ago, his head spinning with excitement at the prospect of joining the Miami Dolphins and performing again in the [continue reading...]

Posted on July 22nd, 2008

Parcells swayed by 2010 sixth-rounder

Somehow Bill is scarier when he’s happy than when he’s throwing a temper tantrum.

MIAMI, FL -- "One man's throw-in is another man's treasure," said a visibly enthused Bill Parcells, reeling with excitement after obtaining a 2009 second round pick and a 2010 sixth [continue reading...]

Posted on July 21st, 2008

Packers embroiled in retirement controversy

All this retirement controversy is really overwhelming Ted Thompson.

GREEN BAY, WI -- Earlier this year, he announced he was leaving the Green Bay Packers and the National Football League behind. He already had a storied career, he was [continue reading...]

Posted on July 18th, 2008

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