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Peter Gammons still talking about baseball right now

GROTON, MA -- According to his wife and other sources in his inner circle, ESPN reporter Peter Gammons continues to talk about baseball, even though most of the major free [continue reading...]

Posted on January 13th, 2009

Florida Marlins apply to Extreme Home Makeover

MIAMI -- In desperate hopes of revitalizing their broken down stadium, the Florida Marlins have applied to Extreme Home Makeover in hopes of getting the hit ABC show to build [continue reading...]

Posted on October 6th, 2008

Marlins cancel shuttle

MIAMI, FL -- The Florida Marlins have announced that they are canceling the eco-friendly shuttle that the team launched a couple weeks ago, due to a general lack [continue reading...]

Posted on July 25th, 2008

Marlins launch eco-friendly team shuttle

MIAMI, FL -- In an effort to at once save the environment and reduce the amount that they have to pay in mileage expenses, the Florida Marlins have announced a [continue reading...]

Posted on July 10th, 2008

Scratched DVD added to AL All-Stars

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- In a surprising turn of events, MLB has decided to add another roster player to the 2008 American League All-Star team. While most thought the [continue reading...]

Posted on July 10th, 2008

Five people expected to attend “Battle of Florida”

ST. PETERSBURG, FL -- The Tampa Bay Rays and Florida Marlins will square off this weekend in the not-so-eagerly anticipated "Battle for Florida." In the Sunshine State – a peninsula largely [continue reading...]

Posted on June 13th, 2008

BoSox starting rotation to work out at toxic waste dump

BOSTON, MA -- Less than a week after cancer-survivor Jon Lester's no-hitter, the Boston Red Sox announced today that they will begin working out their pitchers next to toxic waste [continue reading...]

Posted on May 23rd, 2008

Marlins take steps to draw fewer fans

MIAMI, FL -- Characterized by periods of what can best be described as marginal success situated between the occasional World Series Championship, the Florida Marlins organization has become accustomed to [continue reading...]

Posted on April 29th, 2008

Dead cardinal, white sock found under Bartman’s seat at Wrigley

CHICAGO, IL -- Maybe Wrigley Field is cursed after all. Days after a Boston Red Sox fan who was working construction on the new Yankee Stadium buried a Red Sox [continue reading...]

Posted on April 15th, 2008

Tigers’ acquisition of Cabrera, Willis not done deal

DETROIT, MI -- Despite media reports that the Detroit Tigers have aquired All-Stars Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis from the Florida Marlins for a package of six players, an inside [continue reading...]

Posted on December 4th, 2007

Selig to raise stakes again

TUCSON, AZ -- In an effort to make spring-training baseball more interesting, commissioner Bud Selig has decided to reward teams that play well in the exhibition games. He announced [continue reading...]

Posted on March 2nd, 2007

Dontrelle Willis traded to Bengals

MIAMI, FL -- Superstar pitcher-turned quarterback Dontrelle Willis has been traded to the Cincinnati Bengals, and will start for the AFC Central squad this Sunday, pending completion of a physical [continue reading...]

Posted on December 22nd, 2006

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