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GAINESVILLE, FL -- Local sports reporter John Trevor wrote a lengthy column absolutely blasting himself for a recent series of comments that he made in which he referred to himself [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2008

Noah too high to understand charges against son

Yannick Noah is almost certainly high in this picture

PARIS, FRANCE -- For all their strange behavior – and stranger hair – it seems that at least one age-old maxim applies to the Noah family: like father, like son. [continue reading...]

Posted on May 27th, 2008

Chiefs’ GM arrested for drafting while intoxicated

Peterson was regretful after drafting drunk

KANSAS CITY, MO -- NFL fans around the league knew something had gone horribly awry when it was announced that the Kansas City Chiefs had selected punter Brian Ross from [continue reading...]

Posted on April 28th, 2008

Herbstreit nominated for Sexiest ESPN Employee

Kirk Herbstreit

COLUMBUS, OH -- College football analyst Kirk Herbstreit spoke briefly with SSNN via phone from his home Monday morning, hours after the former Ohio State quarterback was notified he has [continue reading...]

Posted on April 15th, 2008

Confused Noah cuts down nets after Bulls win

CHICAGO, IL -- With his teammates and a few perplexed fans looking on, Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah proceeded to cut down the nets last night after the team's 101-98 [continue reading...]

Posted on April 4th, 2008

Donovan stuck with subprime mortgage

GAINESVILLE, FL -- SSNN learned late Thursday that Florida Gators basketball coach Billy Donovan is struggling under the weight of a "subprime" mortgage, whose payments are beginning to put a [continue reading...]

Posted on January 25th, 2008

UK fan no longer wants Donovan after Florida loses 3 of 4

Kentucky fan Jay Marcum expressed frustration at Florida coach Billy Donovan after the Gators lost at Tennessee Tuesday night, marking the team's third loss in four games. "I [continue reading...]

Posted on January 4th, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Gainesville Presbyterian church now “First Church of Tebow”

In celebration of Tim Tebow's Heisman Trophy win over Darren McFadden, Colt Brennan and Chase Daniel, SSNN looks back to a classic tale of Tebow's prowess. GAINESVILLE, FL -- The legend [continue reading...]

Posted on December 8th, 2007

Tebow jogging to Heisman ceremonies from Gainesville

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NEW YORK CITY, NY -- In a move designed to attract more Heisman voters, Florida QB Tim Tebow is nearing the end of a long jog to the Heisman ceremonies [continue reading...]

Posted on December 8th, 2007

Report: college students using football as excuse for excessive drinking

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- A shocking report from the Organization to Prevent Collegiate Drinking (OPCD) has indicated that many college students are, in fact, only attending their university's football [continue reading...]

Posted on October 30th, 2007

Ohio State excited about possibility of another undefeated season and another humiliating bowl defeat

COLUMBUS, OH -- Ohio state head coach Jim Tressel is very excited about the possibility of his Buckeyes winning the Big Ten and finishing the regular season undefeated. "I think [continue reading...]

Posted on October 29th, 2007

Gainesville Presbyterian church now “First Church of Tebow”

GAINESVILLE, FL -- The legend of Tim Tebow grew even larger this week when a local Gainesville Church formerly known as the "First Presbyterian Church of Gainesville" officially changed its [continue reading...]

Posted on October 27th, 2007

Donovan reconsiders tuna special

GAINESVILLE, FL -- Minutes after placing his order, conflicted basketball coach Billy Donovan had second thoughts about the meal he had committed to eating at his favorite area restaurant, Harry's [continue reading...]

Posted on June 6th, 2007

D-Stern deciphers Donovan debacle

ORLANDO, FL -- At a Monday press conference David Stern explained that the entire Billy Donovan fiasco was the league's fault, and not that of the coach himself or the [continue reading...]

Posted on June 4th, 2007

Florida struggling with success

GAINESVILLE, FL -- The University of Florida is usually considered a football school, but with the basketball team winning back-to-back NCAA Championships, some are second guessing which sports team is [continue reading...]

Posted on April 16th, 2007

Noah recovering from collapsed lung, plastic surgery

ATLANTA, GA -- The Florida Gators were in the midst of celebrating their [continue reading...]

Posted on April 6th, 2007

Tebow plans to learn second play for ’07 season

GLENDALE, AZ -- In the bedlam surrounding the Florida Gators’ 41-14 rout of the Ohio State University Buckeyes, sophomore quarterback Tim Tebow boldly predicted that he’d learn a second, new [continue reading...]

Posted on January 9th, 2007

Taylor’s hamstring still hurt; questionable for BCS Championship viewing

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Still nursing a hamstring injury sustained late in the season, Fred Taylor is questionable to watch tonight's game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and his alma mater, [continue reading...]

Posted on January 8th, 2007


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