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Furious Elin Nordegren divorces Tiger Woods following loss to Tim Clarke

JUPITER, FL -- Less than a month after giving birth to the family's second child, Charlie Axel Woods, a furious Elin Nordegren has announced she's filing for divorce from her [continue reading...]

Posted on February 27th, 2009

Man in danger of losing family after 23rd straight fantasy loss

CHICAGO, IL--David Morton is reeling today after losing his 23rd consecutive fantasy footbal contest, and his difficulties on the virtual gridiron are starting to take over his real-life. "Yeah, the wife [continue reading...]

Posted on December 3rd, 2008

Cynth-Rod accuses Madonna of tampering

MIAMI, FL -- In a bold and unorthodox move, Cynthia Rodriguez has accused Madonna of tampering with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Alex Rodriguez, and has asked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to make [continue reading...]

Posted on July 21st, 2008

SSNN forced to pull A-Rod story when it actually becomes true

CHICAGO, IL -- The Serious Sports News Network is reeling today after an ironic twist of events which resulted in a scheduled story for the satire site being pulled from [continue reading...]

Posted on July 8th, 2008

Cynthia Rodriguez seeking half in divorce filing

MIAMI, FL -- Citing irreconcilable differences, Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, seeking half of her husband's money and assets, including at least half [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez end marriage on technicality

NEW YORK, NY -- Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez have formally announced their separation today, ending their five-year marriage which produced loads of back-page fodder for the New York Post and [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone

LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a dramatic and ironic twist, one of the few people in the world who actually knows how Shaquille O'Neal's ass tastes has been paid not [continue reading...]

Posted on June 25th, 2008

Belichick also misinterpreted the rules of marriage

BOSTON, MA -- New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick's claim that he misinterpreted the rules preventing the taping of the opposition's signals during games elicited a firestorm of doubters, [continue reading...]

Posted on May 19th, 2008

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