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Posted on July 21st, 2008

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Posted on July 8th, 2008

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MIAMI, FL -- Citing irreconcilable differences, Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, seeking half of her husband's money and assets, including at least half [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez end marriage on technicality

NEW YORK, NY -- Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez have formally announced their separation today, ending their five-year marriage which produced loads of back-page fodder for the New York Post and [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

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