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Wallace T’d up at breakfast, suspended for Game 6

BOSTON, MA -- A 3-2 deficit in the Eastern Conference Finals was already going to be tough for the Detroit Pistons to overcome, but this morning it got a lot [continue reading...]

Posted on May 29th, 2008

Wallace, Pistons blame narcolepsy for loss

AUBURN HILLS, MI -- In the wake of the Detroit Pistons' game one loss to the Philadelphia 76ers in their opening round playoff series, Pistons forward Rasheed Wallace offered an [continue reading...]

Posted on April 23rd, 2008

Thomas vows to return Walsh’s calls eventually

NEW YORK, NY -- Isiah Thomas, head coach of the struggling New York Knicks, claims not to be deeply concerned about phone calls from new Knicks president Donnie Walsh. Despite his [continue reading...]

Posted on April 10th, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Even God sick of Clemens udpates

As Roger Clemens has become overexposed in the media yet again, SSNN revisits a classic from May 2007, when everyone was sick of the Rocket. HEAVEN -- Apparently humans are [continue reading...]

Posted on February 13th, 2008

Durant confident Sonics will improve before conference play begins

SEATTLE, WA -- Despite sitting at 0-7, rookie Kevin Durant claims that he's not worried about the Sonics' slow start. Durant befuddled reporters on Sunday night when he offhandedly commented [continue reading...]

Posted on November 12th, 2007

Pilgrims flock to see Virgin Mary on Rasheed Wallace’s head

DETROIT, MI -- Workouts at The Palace at Auburn Hills are jam-packed, the roads leading in and out of Detroit are congested, and airports as far away as Chicago are [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2007

Thousands dead in Utah, San Antonio

SAN ANTONIO, TX -- Authorities in two major American cities revealed what appears to be a mass suicide on Thursday. More than 2,000 deaths were reported in San Antonio and [continue reading...]

Posted on June 1st, 2007

NBA announces changes for Finals

SAN ANTONIO, TX -- While in town for the second game of the Western Conference Finals, NBA Commissioner David Stern used the opportunity to address the media about the upcoming [continue reading...]

Posted on May 23rd, 2007

Questionable toughness in today’s NBA player

NEW YORK, NY -- The first two rounds of the NBA Playoffs have been filled with hard fouls and extremely physical play. The Golden State Warriors were throwing elbows and [continue reading...]

Posted on May 17th, 2007

Movement to feed Prince picking up steam

DETROIT, MI -- The NBA is rallying around Detroit Pistons small forward Tayshaun Prince, and is hoping fans across the country will do the same. For years, Prince has been dealing [continue reading...]

Posted on May 16th, 2007

Wallace looking for revenge

CHICAGO, IL -- If everything goes the way he hopes, Detroit Pistons power forward Rasheed Wallace will soon be face-to-face with the man that left his head disfigured forever. Wallace [continue reading...]

Posted on May 12th, 2007

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