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Cleveland Cavaliers Archives

Celtics attribute recent road woes to absence of Garnett nightlight, lucky blanket

BOSTON, MA -- Boston Celtics head coach Doc Rivers has remained mum on the reason for his team's highly suspect play on the road in the first two rounds of [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

Confused Noah cuts down nets after Bulls win

CHICAGO, IL -- With his teammates and a few perplexed fans looking on, Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah proceeded to cut down the nets last night after the team's 101-98 [continue reading...]

Posted on April 4th, 2008

Smith reveals man-crush on Allen Iverson now legal separation

BRISTOL, CT -- Stephen A. Smith told Serious Sports News Network yesterday that his long-time, obsessive man-crush on Allen Iverson is now a legal separation, due to the volatile anchor [continue reading...]

Posted on February 27th, 2008

LeBron reaches 9,000 points, women on same day

CLEVELAND, OH -- LeBron James celebrated his 9,000th point scored this week by also sleeping with his 9000th woman. While it takes most high school-to-NBA players two to three years [continue reading...]

Posted on December 23rd, 2007

LeBron James gives Jimmy Kimmel fake phone number after ESPYs

CLEVELAND, OH -- Following the very successful award show that the two co-hosted, LeBron James allegedly gave Jimmy Kimmel a bogus phone number. "I'm pissed, man," Kimmel told reporters Tuesday, after [continue reading...]

Posted on August 5th, 2007

James suffering from paronychia

CLEVELAND, OH -- As if being swept in the NBA Finals wasn't bad enough for LeBron James, he is now suffering from a severe case of paronychia. James is known [continue reading...]

Posted on July 16th, 2007

Ferry blames James

CLEVELAND, OH -- After taking some time to digest his team's disappointing performance in the NBA Finals, Cleveland Cavaliers GM Danny Ferry talked today about what they need to do [continue reading...]

Posted on June 20th, 2007

Bowen, James connected even after finals end

CLEVELAND, OH -- LeBron James was a number one draft pick and an immediate star in the NBA. Bruce Bowen was undrafted and played for three other teams before joining [continue reading...]

Posted on June 18th, 2007

James files harassment suit

CLEVELAND, OH -- Immediately after the Cleveland Cavaliers loss to the San Antonio Spurs Thursday night, Cavs superstar LeBron James filed sexual harassment charges against Spurs forward Bruce Bowen. The [continue reading...]

Posted on June 14th, 2007

Thousands dead in Utah, San Antonio

SAN ANTONIO, TX -- Authorities in two major American cities revealed what appears to be a mass suicide on Thursday. More than 2,000 deaths were reported in San Antonio and [continue reading...]

Posted on June 1st, 2007

Wallace looking for revenge

CHICAGO, IL -- If everything goes the way he hopes, Detroit Pistons power forward Rasheed Wallace will soon be face-to-face with the man that left his head disfigured forever. Wallace [continue reading...]

Posted on May 12th, 2007

Cavs make postseason acquisition

CLEVELAND, OH – Before Sunday's playoff win over the Washington Wizards, the Cleveland [continue reading...]

Posted on April 22nd, 2007

Cavs jump Bulls for first-round bye

CLEVELAND, OH -- Going into Wednesday night, the Chicago Bulls only needed to beat the New Jersey Nets to secure the second seed in the Eastern Conference Playoffs. Instead, they put [continue reading...]

Posted on April 20th, 2007

EXPOSÉ: LeBron paying way for Cavs

CLEVELAND, OH -- SSNN investigators have discovered that LeBron James has been buying fourteen tickets for every single Cleveland Cavaliers game for the past four years. With NBA ticket prices rising [continue reading...]

Posted on April 5th, 2007

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