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M.I.T. prof discovers equation to determine real age of Dominican players

BOSTON, MA -- M.I.T. mathematics professor James A. Howard has come up with a formula to determine the real age of Dominican-born Major Leaguers. An avid baseball fan, Professor Howard was [continue reading...]

Posted on June 3rd, 2008

BoSox starting rotation to work out at toxic waste dump

Boston Red Sox

BOSTON, MA -- Less than a week after cancer-survivor Jon Lester's no-hitter, the Boston Red Sox announced today that they will begin working out their pitchers next to toxic waste [continue reading...]

Posted on May 23rd, 2008

Pedro challenges Don Zimmer to UFC fight

Pedro is deadly serious…

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- With rumors circulating about a possible retirement following the 2008-2009 MLB season, New York Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez gave a possible hint as to his [continue reading...]

Posted on May 22nd, 2008

Giambi also enjoys wearing bra, high heels

Giambi’s smiling because he’s wearing women’s clothing

NEW YORK, NY -- New York Yankees first baseman and designated hitter Jason Giambi caused quite a ruckus when he revealed that he wears a gold thong to help him [continue reading...]

Posted on May 21st, 2008

MLB establishment, press, fans all excited about AL East expansion

BOSTON, MA -- Sportswriters across America are baffled by the emergence of other teams in the American League East this season. Newspapers and websites alike – not to mention the [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

Reds, cult suicidal after Cueto loss

Johnny Cueto’s loss is tearing Cincinnati apart

CINCINNATI, OH -- After striking out 18 batters and walking none in his first two big league starts, there were many who thought that Reds pitcher Johnny Cueto might be [continue reading...]

Posted on April 17th, 2008

Kurkjian insists he’s never been kicked in the nuts

Tim Kurkjian

BRONX, NY -- It's the second Yankees-Red Sox series of the season – and the first in New York – which means the entire ESPN baseball staff is in the [continue reading...]

Posted on April 16th, 2008

Dead cardinal, white sock found under Bartman’s seat at Wrigley

Chicago Cubs

CHICAGO, IL -- Maybe Wrigley Field is cursed after all. Days after a Boston Red Sox fan who was working construction on the new Yankee Stadium buried a Red Sox [continue reading...]

Posted on April 15th, 2008

Construction workers find Schilling buried under new Yankee Stadium

Curt Schilling holding his breath

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Having previously excavated a David Ortiz jersey from the bowels of the new Yankee stadium, construction workers on Sunday discovered another artifact placed there for [continue reading...]

Posted on April 14th, 2008

MLB now using SurveyMonkey to conduct major rule changes

hank_steinbrenner

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Serious Sports News Network received word late Thursday that Major League Baseball has adopted a new and controversial method of reviewing proposed rule changes. "We've basically [continue reading...]

Posted on April 10th, 2008

Bill James’ head explodes; reveals he was a Cyborg

BOSTON, MA -- Sabermetric analysis is the use of statistics to help analyze the game of baseball. It is a tool for talent evaluators to better understand the skill set [continue reading...]

Posted on April 6th, 2008

Manny frightened by time travel, refusing to leave Japan

TOKYO, JAPAN -- The defending World Series Champion Boston Red Sox have returned home from Japan with a win, a loss, and a newfound respect for Japanese culture. One thing [continue reading...]

Posted on March 28th, 2008

Riding high, Red Sox now refuse to travel to New York

TOKYO, JAPAN -- Fresh off Wednesday's successful boycott, which forced Major League Baseball to compensate Boston's coaches and staff for their trip to Japan, the Boston Red Sox are now [continue reading...]

Posted on March 22nd, 2008

Hernandez, Twins at odds over unusual contract provision

FORT MEYERS, FL -- Tension erupted in the Minnesota Twins' camp as an obscure clause in starting pitcher Livan Hernandez' contract surfaced after yesterday's game. After losing veterans Johan Santana and [continue reading...]

Posted on March 12th, 2008

Yankees announce plan to annex Quebec

TAMPA, FL -- "Sacre bleu!" was the cry of a jubilant Hank Steinbrenner at a morning press conference, when the New York Yankees Chairman announced the organization's plans to annex [continue reading...]

Posted on March 6th, 2008

Ramirez done “being Manny”

FORT MYERS, FL -- For years, Manny Ramirez's odd behavior – be it hiding out in the Green Monster, jamming to his iPod between innings or serially skipping the All-Star [continue reading...]

Posted on March 1st, 2008

BoSox trade Crisp for Lucky Charms

BOSTON, MA -- After weeks of speculation about whether he could reclaim his job as Red Sox center fielder from Jacoby Ellsbury, Coco Crisp was traded today to the Baltimore [continue reading...]

Posted on February 28th, 2008

Doctor diagnoses Schilling with “blogger’s shoulder”

BOSTON, MA -- According to reports today, Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is once again experiencing shoulder problems and will likely miss at least half of the 2008 season. The [continue reading...]

Posted on February 7th, 2008

Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building part of deal for Santana

NEW YORK, NY -- Controversy is whipping through the streets of New York City today, as previously undisclosed details from the Mets' trade for Johan Santana have come to light. Residents [continue reading...]

Posted on February 5th, 2008

Red Sox add Simmons to package for Santana

BOSTON, MA -- According to sources within the organization, Boston Red Sox GM Theo Epstein is now willing to include ESPN.com columnist Bill Simmons – more popularly known as The [continue reading...]

Posted on December 18th, 2007

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