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Cuban uses blog to challenge J.R. Smith to steel cage match

DALLAS, TX -- Days after being assessed a $25,000 fine for improper interaction with an opposing player, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is pushing the envelope again – this time [continue reading...]

Posted on January 18th, 2009

Turns out Cooley masturbates fully clothed

WASHINGTON, DC -- It turns out that Chris Cooley masturbates fully clothed, SSNN has learned, after revelations surfaced that the star tight end studies his playbook naked. Cooley mistakenly posted a [continue reading...]

Posted on September 16th, 2008

Franklin turning Poor Richard’s Almanac into popular, pithy sports blog

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Noted statesman, inventor, publisher and author Benjamin Franklin is about to add a new entry to his already glowing resume: sports blogger. Franklin announced Tuesday that he is [continue reading...]

Posted on August 19th, 2008

Schilling’s contract contains unusual incentives

BOSTON, MA -- Curt Schilling's incentive laden contract includes a two million dollar bonus if the burly pitcher will shut down his blog in time for the 2008 season, and [continue reading...]

Posted on November 7th, 2007

Jenna Bush announces engagement to Gilbert Arenas

WASHINGTON, DC -- It's going to be a DC wedding, that's for sure. Early Tuesday, Jenna Bush – one of President George W. Bush's two daughters – announced her [continue reading...]

Posted on August 28th, 2007

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