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Phelps robs bank, kills man; USOC accepts apology

CHARLESTON, SC -- Olympic superstar Michael Phelps apologized to the nation today after security camera photos captured him robbing a Bank of America bank branch here in Charleston, and also [continue reading...]

Posted on February 6th, 2009

Phelps declares he’s going to win 15 gold medals in London to make up for recent misstep

BALTIMORE, MD -- An apologetic Michael Phelps has announced that he's going to win 15 gold medals at the London 2012 Olympics to make up for the embarrassment caused by [continue reading...]

Posted on February 3rd, 2009

2008 Year in Review, #2: Bob Costas is so fucking stoked right now that you have no idea

BEIJING, CHINA -- Bob Costas is so goddamn excited right now that he's fucking freaking out, dude. "I'm fuckin' flippin' my shit here, B," Costas told SSNN. "I mean I'm [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

2008 Year in Review, #10: Olympic swimmer Phelps has water in ear, ends quest for history

BEIJING, CHINA -- Michael Phelps, the celebrated American swimmer expected to shatter the Olympic record for most gold medals in a single Olympics, will not have the opportunity after getting [continue reading...]

Posted on December 29th, 2008

2008 Year in Review, #17: Announcer carefully studying what he can say about female gymnasts without seeming like a total pervert

BEIJING, CHINA -- Announcing for the Olympics requires a lot of preparation, as most sports fans know. Stories of Bob Costas and other announcers preparing for years in anticipation of [continue reading...]

Posted on December 28th, 2008

2012 London Olympics to be made in China

ZURICH, SWITZERLAND - In a only semi-shocking announcement, IOC President Jacque Rogge announced that while the "2012 Olympics would be held in London, they would be 100% Made in China." Rogge [continue reading...]

Posted on November 21st, 2008

ARCHIVES: Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not [continue reading...]

Posted on November 20th, 2008

Chinese gymnasts looking forward to high school

BEIJING -- In the wake of controversy surrounding the age of the Olympic Chinese gymnasts, SSNN exclusively overhead two members of the gold medal team, He Kexin, and Deng Linlin [continue reading...]

Posted on September 8th, 2008

New York teen unimpressed with “Redeem Team” victory

HARLEM, N.Y. -- Terrell Robinson doesn't get what all the fuss is about. Robinson, 17, of Harlem, watched with interest last week as the United States basketball "Redeem Team" handled their [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2008

Olympics rocked by another age scandal

BEIJING, CHINA -- As the Olympics closed, one more scandal rocked the games, as American swimmer Dara Torres was found to be only 41 years old, and not 42 years [continue reading...]

Posted on August 27th, 2008

Ann Curry annoying friends, family, country by referring to Olympics as “Games of the 29th Olympiad”

Ann Curry looks hot in a suit, but is incredibly annoying.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Ann Curry's friends and family report that they've been "really annoyed" for over two weeks, Ms. Curry refuses to refer to the Olympics by any name other [continue reading...]

Posted on August 26th, 2008

Costas’s kids to get playing cards, t-shirts from airport gift shop

This is how Costas smiles when giving gifts to his children.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Bob Costas was spotted in an airport gift shop on Monday morning purchasing last-minute souvenirs for his children, whom he apparently forgot about during his month in [continue reading...]

Posted on August 26th, 2008

Paul impresses with genuine interest in other cultures during Olympics

Paul happily used the Olympics to immerse himself in other cultures.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Though Chris Paul's performance on the basketball court was less than spectacular during the Olympic games, but his coaches and teammates from the "Redeem Team" have praised [continue reading...]

Posted on August 25th, 2008

Anthony on China: Everyone is talking “crazy talk”

BEIJING, CHINA -- Carmelo Anthony called his family Tuesday and reported that "everyone in China be talkin' crazy talk," SSNN has learned. "Everyone here speaks gobbledeegoop and bananamannah," Anthony reportedly said. [continue reading...]

Posted on August 20th, 2008

Gasol on photo controversy: “You should’ve seen our other ideas!”

Gasol and friends show off their hip racism.

BEIJING, CHINA -- If you were offended by the recent photograph of the Spanish basketball team "slanting" their eyes to mimic the way Chinese people look, Pau Gasol wants you [continue reading...]

Posted on August 15th, 2008

2012 Olympics to include sports other than swimming, gymnastics

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Tense and nervous officials from the London Olympic committee announced today in a special meeting that the 2012 Olympic games will include all manner of athletic competition, [continue reading...]

Posted on August 14th, 2008

Olympic swimmer Phelps has water in ear, ends quest for history

Michael Phelps can’t hear you, he has water in his ear.

Posted on August 14th, 2008

Singing Chinese girl revealed to be computer generated

Lin Miaoke, shown here, exists only as a digital creation.

BEIJING, CHINA -- Chinese government officials sent shockwaves through the international community this morning when they revealed that the nine-year-old girl who sang at the 2008 Olympic Opening Ceremony was [continue reading...]

Posted on August 13th, 2008

Woman loses wedding ring in pocket when she meets James, Paul in Beijing

BEIJING, CHINA -- Days after Kerri Walsh performed brilliantly through the distraction of having lost her wedding ring as she and Misty May-Treanor chase Olympic gold for a second time, [continue reading...]

Posted on August 12th, 2008

Bush learns that waterboarding is not an Olympic sport

It’s not hard to believe that a guy who looks like this is as dumb as rocks.

BEIJING, CHINA -- U.S. President George W. Bush had an embarrassing moment today during a sightseeing trip in China, when he was informed that waterboarding is not an Olympic sport [continue reading...]

Posted on August 12th, 2008

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