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Crowd wondering who that white dude next to Michael Jordan is

SPRINGFIELD, MA—Attendees at the 2009 Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Friday, to a person, had no idea who the white guy holding up a jersey with [continue reading...]

Posted on September 11th, 2009

Local 12-year-olds disappointed by lack of Kobe-LeBron Final

KINGSBURY, NY—Local 12-year-olds Howard Harrison and Damien Shingwel announced today their disappointment that this year’s much-anticipated, much-hyped potential NBA Finals matchup between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Los [continue reading...]

Posted on June 3rd, 2009

Sports reporter would rather be covering economy instead of a basketball game

PORTLAND, OR—Portland Tribune reporter James Answel found himself completely unable to focus during the Trailblazers 111-94 rout of the Lakers Tuesday night, his journalistic mind preoccupied with matters outside the [continue reading...]

Posted on March 12th, 2009

Arenas forced to drop “Black President” nickname

Arenas recently learned he has to give up his “Black President” nickname.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With Barack Obama's Tuesday inauguration as America's first African-American president, Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas has had to come to some tough realizations. "All of a sudden, [continue reading...]

Posted on January 28th, 2009

After dropping from Senate contention, Kennedy wants New York job where you get paid $20 million a year to do nothing

Caroline thinks she can fill Starbury’s shoes.

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- When presumptive frontrunner Caroline Kennedy withdrew her name from consideration for the New York senate seat vacated by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, many people [continue reading...]

Posted on January 26th, 2009

Nets expected to sign sack of rocks for $2.3 million to facilitate Hughes-Simmons trade

Larry is likely to be traded for Bobby Simmons and a sack of rocks.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ -- As the NBA trade deadline approaches, rumors of a trade involving Bobby Simmons of the New Jersey Nets and Larry Hughes of the Chicago Bulls are [continue reading...]

Posted on January 22nd, 2009

Cuban uses blog to challenge J.R. Smith to steel cage match

Cuban will eat your face off if you fuck with his team.

DALLAS, TX -- Days after being assessed a $25,000 fine for improper interaction with an opposing player, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is pushing the envelope again – this time [continue reading...]

Posted on January 18th, 2009

Barkley jumps to Verizon: “Surely someone in The Network can give me a blowjob.”

PHOENIX -- Ex-NBA star Charles Barkley was unceremoniously dropped as the T-Mobile celebrity spokesperson earlier today in the fallout of Barkley’s New Year’s Eve DUI arrest, in which a [continue reading...]

Posted on January 14th, 2009

Trail Blazers to League: Pick up Miles and we’re telling on you

PORTLAND, OR—The Portland Trail Blazers have issued the direst of warnings to its fellow 29 teams: sign Darius Miles and we are so telling on you. Miles, who November 2006 [continue reading...]

Posted on January 10th, 2009

2008 Top 20, #5: Pearl to open jewelry store

KNOXVILLE, TN -- Looking to capitalize on his local stardom and already thinking about life after basketball, Tennessee Volunteer head basketball coach Bruce Pearl announced today he plans on opening [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

2008 Year in Review, #20: Mayor of New Orleans didn’t know Hornets were in playoffs

SSNN is presenting its top 20 posts from 2008 in order. Enjoy! NEW ORLEANS, LA -- New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin was both thrilled and stunned Tuesday when, while channel surfing, [continue reading...]

Posted on December 27th, 2008

76ers’ Brand to miss 3-4 weeks with torn labia

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Philadelphia 76ers forward Elton Brand, the key offseason acquisition of a franchise currently searching for an identity, left Wednesday’s game against the Milwaukee Bucks with what interim [continue reading...]

Posted on December 18th, 2008

Lebron James furious about all these damn emails from David Plouffe and Barack Obama

CLEVELAND, OH -- Lebron James checks his email about three times a day, and he's getting pretty sick of seeing the words "Plouffe" and "Obama" every time. "I donated $25 to [continue reading...]

Posted on December 16th, 2008

Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant accidentally have a date arranged for them by AshleyMadison.com

LOS ANGELES, CA -- When Kobe Bryant registered for AshleyMadison.com, he didn't know what he expected to find. However, after an unusual turn of events this week, Bryant was taken [continue reading...]

Posted on November 25th, 2008

Obama hopes to bring an NBA team to Washington DC

WASHINGTON, DC -- Barack Obama loves basketball; this much has been well-documented. What has not yet been made public is Washington, DC's newest resident's plans for basketball in the nation's capital. "I [continue reading...]

Posted on November 25th, 2008

Obama proposes playoff to determine Secretary of State; Hillary Clinton slated for the play-in game

WASHINGTON, DC -- Barack Obama has taken his desire to see a BCS playoff to the extreme today, proposing an unusual playoff system to determine who will be the nation's [continue reading...]

Posted on November 20th, 2008

ARCHIVES: Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not [continue reading...]

Posted on November 20th, 2008

Stern attributes dress code to increase in quality of crime

NEW YORK, NY -- When David Stern institutes the controversial NBA dress code a couple seasons ago, he never thought it would work this fast. "It's only been a couple [continue reading...]

Posted on November 19th, 2008

Father of four asks Danny Fortson for autograph in T.G.I.Friday’s

DUBLIN, OH -- Accountant Greg Garland is on cloud nine today after an amazing turn of events last night when he was out to dinner with his wife Barbara and [continue reading...]

Posted on November 15th, 2008

Oden misses first preseason game with temporary blindness following 50th birthday party

PORTLAND -- It was supposed to be the long-awaited debut of Greg Oden on the national stage. Instead, it will have to wait. Oden sat out yesterday's preseason game with temporary [continue reading...]

Posted on October 10th, 2008