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ST. LOUIS, MO -- St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa shocked the world today by announcing that he was proactively benching Matt Leinart in favor of and older, more experienced [continue reading...]

Posted on September 4th, 2008

Transcript of an audio recording capturing an exchange between Ken Whisenhunt and Kurt Warner of the Arizona Cardinals

[The following is an audio recording capturing an exchange between Arizona Cardinals head coach Ken Whisenhunt and Cardinals QB Kurt Warner] Kurt Warner: “Hey coach…” Ken Whisenhunt: “Hey Kurt, how’s [continue reading...]

Posted on September 2nd, 2008

Leinart claims he always drinks out of bong

PHOENIX, AZ -- Photos showing former USC and current Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart holding court with some young ladies in a hot tub and utilizing a beer bong made [continue reading...]

Posted on April 7th, 2008

Cardinals players, coaching staff outraged by Leinart party photos

GLENDALE, AZ -- After photos of Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart partying last weekend at his Arizona home become public via the internet, the young starlet's teammates and coaches angrily [continue reading...]

Posted on April 3rd, 2008

Kurt Warner’s wife mistaken for Jimmy Clausen

Kurt Warner thought his visit back to the Super Bowl would recreate fond memories of his former self at his best. The 1999 MVP performance. The 73-yard touchdown completion to [continue reading...]

Posted on January 1st, 2008

Urlacher believes he’s making up for on-field disappointment by “tackling illiteracy”

CHICAGO, IL -- Speaking to media on Monday, Bears' linebacker Brian Urlacher confronted criticism that his aching back has made him ineffective on the field. "I may be a recognized [continue reading...]

Posted on November 19th, 2007

Jesus loves Warner more than Kitna

GLENDALE, AZ -- In a much-hyped battle between outspoken Christian quarterbacks Kurt Warner and Jon Kitna, Jesus made his feelings more than apparent by bestowing a victory upon Warner's Arizona [continue reading...]

Posted on November 12th, 2007

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Fitzgerald frustrated with inability to unsubscribe from Cardinals email listserv

On a day when Larry Fitzgerald carried many fantasy teams, SSNN looks back at an amusing story starting #11 from earlier this year in our daily From the Archives feature. TEMPE, [continue reading...]

Posted on November 11th, 2007

Spencer from The Hills makes anti-fantasy football comments, solidifies title as ‘biggest douche ever’

HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CA -- Spencer Pratt, long established as the biggest douche in modern America, has reportedly clinched the title as biggest douche in human history after making a [continue reading...]

Posted on November 5th, 2007

Elizabeth Hasselbeck touts husband, brother-in-law

NEW YORK, NY -- Following the Arizona Cardinals signing of QB Tim Hasselbeck last week, Hasselbeck's wife and The View co-host proclaimed that the Hasselbeck brothers are "The New Mannings." [continue reading...]

Posted on October 24th, 2007

Testaverde’s buddies preferred him as armchair QB

CHARLOTTE, NC -- When the Carolina Panthers signed 43-year-old, veteran NFL Quarterback Vinny Testaverde last week, not everyone was happy about the deal. "We miss our boy," said Long Island, [continue reading...]

Posted on October 24th, 2007

Fitzgerald frustrated with inability to unsubscribe from Cardinals email listserv

TEMPE, AZ -- With fellow receiver Anquan Boldin out due to injury last weekend, third-year wideout Larry Fitzgerald led the Arizona Cardinals to a 34-31 victory over their division foes, [continue reading...]

Posted on October 12th, 2007

Arizona Cardinals’ mascot job not all it’s cracked up to be

GLENDALE, AZ -- Standing outside of the storage closet that acts as his dressing room at University of Phoenix Stadium, Arizona Cardinals mascot and local community theater actor Michael Johansen [continue reading...]

Posted on August 22nd, 2007

Atlanta places franchise tag on Freddie the Falcon

ATLANTA, GA -- In light of recent dog-fighting allegations against star quarterback Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcons have decided to shift their focus. In an attempt to hold on to [continue reading...]

Posted on July 22nd, 2007

Parcells commits Cardinal sin

DALLAS, TX -- Bill Parcells made no friends in Dallas Monday morning when - in an apparent speech mixup - he began his "retirement" press conference by announcing his acceptance [continue reading...]

Posted on January 23rd, 2007


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