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Jeter preparing for October by buying tickets online

NEW YORK -- Derek Jeter is ready for October, the month that he normally spends very much involved with the MLB Playoffs. "This year, October is a little different for me," [continue reading...]

Posted on October 1st, 2008

Delmon Young apparently thinks today’s game decides the World Series championship

CHICAGO -- An apparently confused Delmon Young arrived at U.S. Cellular Field convinced that today's one-game playoff between the White Sox and the Twins will decide the 2008 Major League [continue reading...]

Posted on September 30th, 2008

Satan to Yankees fans: “It’s out of my hands”

NEW YORK, NY -- Yankee fans woke up to horrifying news this morning, after Satan, Prince of Lies and Ruler of Darkness, gave a dour prognosis for the Bronx Bombers. [continue reading...]

Posted on August 28th, 2008

Baseball owners want to use instant replay to review Selig hiring

If owners have their way, Selig’s hiring could be overturned by instant replay.

NEW YORK, NY -- As the professional baseball owners gather to consider instant replay, SSNN has learned that many of the owners are interested in using the technology to take [continue reading...]

Posted on August 19th, 2008

Cubs dynasty underway with second consecutive World Series title

October 15, 1908, from Chicago Sporting Fanatic With yesterday's 2-0 victory over the Detroit Tigers, our beloved Chicago Cubs did more than just win their second consecutive World Series – [continue reading...]

Posted on August 4th, 2008

Manny Ramirez always rounds up

Man-Ram has his own special rules of mathematics.

BOSTON, MA -- Manny Ramirez raised some eyebrows this week when he stated that he has "nearly 2000 RBIs," since a quick check of his career statistics shows that he's [continue reading...]

Posted on July 28th, 2008

Changes in store for All-Star Game

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After a wildly popular voting session that boasted an all-time high 20 million votes, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced today that there will be a [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Celtics’ bandwagon collapses under immense weight

BOSTON, MA -- Tragedy struck the Celtics fan base today as the team's bandwagon suddenly collapsed beneath millions of people in green "BEAT LA" t-shirts. Thousands were injured, though no [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Steinbrenner suing MLB in wake of Wang injury

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After ace pitcher Chien-Ming Wang suffered an injured foot during yesterday's game in Houston against the Astros, New York Yankees boss Hank Steinbrenner has filed [continue reading...]

Posted on June 16th, 2008

Confused Yankees show up at World Series of Poker

A-Rod really thought this was his World Series opportunity…

LAS VEGAS, NV -- The New York Yankees, in a state of utter confusion, showed up this week at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, where the World [continue reading...]

Posted on June 7th, 2008

MLB establishment, press, fans all excited about AL East expansion

BOSTON, MA -- Sportswriters across America are baffled by the emergence of other teams in the American League East this season. Newspapers and websites alike – not to mention the [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

After hot start, Cubs brace for inevitably tough times

CHICAGO, IL -- Nearing the 100th anniversary of their last World Series title, the Chicago Cubs have thus far defied the negative culture that has smothered the franchise for nearly [continue reading...]

Posted on May 18th, 2008

Tigers distracted by ring sizing, party planning

BOSTON, MA -- The Detroit Tigers' 1-8 start to the 2008 baseball season has left many experts scratching their heads. The Tigers finished last season with a record of 88-74, [continue reading...]

Posted on April 11th, 2008

Fox Sports accusing Simmons of breach of contract

CULVER CITY, CA -- Animated exercise expert Richard Simmons is under fire today, as Fox Sports has filed suit against him after years of Vice President Ed Goren vehemently accusing [continue reading...]

Posted on March 20th, 2008

Pirates fan looking to cash in on team’s forthcoming success

EVANS CITY, PA -- Eddie Light, 34, a small business owner from Evans City, had his life changed last week when he ran into Ralph Kiner signing autographs for $25 [continue reading...]

Posted on March 13th, 2008

Cubs to forfeit year after seeing Mets roster

CHICAGO, IL -- After steroid talk dominated the baseball headlines for weeks, the emphasis began to shift to the upcoming season when pitchers and catchers reported to spring training for [continue reading...]

Posted on February 14th, 2008

Nick Barkman, accountant, retiring from pro sports dream

ST. LOUIS, MO -- At a small press conference held in his living room, 24-year-old Nick Barkman shocked the world today by announcing his retirement from dreaming about playing on [continue reading...]

Posted on January 14th, 2008

Tigers’ acquisition of Cabrera, Willis not done deal

DETROIT, MI -- Despite media reports that the Detroit Tigers have aquired All-Stars Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis from the Florida Marlins for a package of six players, an inside [continue reading...]

Posted on December 4th, 2007

Mets trade for Santana

NEW YORK, NY -- Who would have thought this morning that trading for Brian Schneider and Ryan Church would only be the second-worst trade that Omar Minaya would make this [continue reading...]

Posted on December 1st, 2007

Boston sports fans confident apocalypse is near

BOSTON, MA -- The recent success of Boston sports teams has led many Bostonians to speculate that the apocalypse is near. "Oh, abso-fuckin'-lutely," Boston sports fan, Bert McNulty told SSNN. [continue reading...]

Posted on November 13th, 2007

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