Hot Topics: Chicago Cubs Boston Red Sox steroids ESPN New York Yankees Football baseball NBA NFL MLB
Main Menu
Go to Vividseats.com to get all hard-to-find Sports Tickets, including all NCAA Football Tickets, Basketball Tickets, Baseball Tickets, College Basketball Tickets, Tennis Tickets, PGA Tickets, NASCAR Tickets, NFL Tickets, and Super Bowl Tickets.
Get free NFL picks from PicksNFL.com
Wunderdog Sports is your source for football picks Get free football picks at TopTenCappers.com
St. Louis Cardinals Archives
Sosa: “See, that corked bat thing doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
CHICAGO, IL—Amid revelations that he tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, Sammy Sosa took the opportunity yesterday to address different allegations, specifically those that arose after he was discovered [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2009
Albert Pujols tearfully admits cheating
ST LOUIS, MO--In the wake of Alex Rodriguez’s revelation, St. Louis Cardinals first baseman and superstar extraordinaire Albert Pujols called a press conference today to come clean. Pujols slunk [continue reading...]
Posted on March 14th, 2009
Tell-all book reveals McGwire took steroids, had facial hair, played for Cardinals
ST. LOUIS -- A tell-all book by controversial slugger Mark McGwire’s estranged brother Jay is being met with interest by the sporting world thanks to the revelation that the book [continue reading...]
Posted on January 24th, 2009
Ryan Howard is nailing chicks as if he won the MVP
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Albert Pujols may have the National League MVP trophy, but Ryan Howard is absolutely nailing chicks like he's the NLMVP. "He's definitely exhibiting some MVP-level sexuality right now," [continue reading...]
Posted on November 21st, 2008
Pujols told he’s MVP — responds, “Of the Cardinals?”
ST. LOUIS, MO -- When he found out he was named MVP, Albert Pujols was floored. "I honestly cannot believe this honor," Pujols said. "I'm so thankful to my teammates [continue reading...]
Posted on November 18th, 2008
St. Louis Cardinals bench Matt Leinart
ST. LOUIS, MO -- St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa shocked the world today by announcing that he was proactively benching Matt Leinart in favor of and older, more experienced [continue reading...]
Posted on September 4th, 2008
Astros put down El Caballo
HOUSTON, TX -- Astros Owner Drayton McLane and General Manager Ed Wade hung their heads in collective sorrow at a news conference this morning from the Astros Press Room. "Carlos [continue reading...]
Posted on August 13th, 2008
Brewers cut Braun, Torres
MILWAUKEE, WI -- The Milwaukee Brewers made a stunning move following their four-game sweep of the Cardinals Thursday, when they released Ryan Braun and Solomon Torres, two of the best [continue reading...]
Posted on July 25th, 2008
Bob Gibson to stage Cardinals comeback
ST LOUIS, MO -- In a move designed to keep up with their National League Central rivals, the St. Louis Cardinals announced today that Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Gibson [continue reading...]
Posted on July 12th, 2008
Celtics’ bandwagon collapses under immense weight
BOSTON, MA -- Tragedy struck the Celtics fan base today as the team's bandwagon suddenly collapsed beneath millions of people in green "BEAT LA" t-shirts. Thousands were injured, though no [continue reading...]
Posted on June 17th, 2008
Actress Milano expected to break Ripken streak
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- According to her online baseball blog, former Charmed star Alyssa Milano expects to have sex with Tampa Bay Rays rookie bullpen catcher Arturo Guzman this Saturday night, [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008
Pujols adds insult to injury
ST. LOUIS, MO -- After injuring the San Diego Padres' Chris Young and Josh Bard earlier this week, an emotional Albert Pujols called a press conference today – in an [continue reading...]
Posted on May 24th, 2008
Padres management “not that upset” after Pujols injures entire team
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Before last night, it seemed that things couldn't get any worse for the San Diego Padres. The club, which lost their chance at last year's postseason [continue reading...]
Posted on May 22nd, 2008
NL Central teams petition to have games ended after eight innings
NEW YORK, NY – In an unprecedented move, management from four of the teams within the National League Central Division have petitioned MLB commissioner Bud Selig to allow their teams [continue reading...]
Posted on May 12th, 2008
Zito taking aim at single-season loss record
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Barry Zito has a chance to have a record-breaking 2008 season – and for his part, he says he will strive to achieve it. The modern record [continue reading...]
Posted on April 29th, 2008
Dead cardinal, white sock found under Bartman’s seat at Wrigley
CHICAGO, IL -- Maybe Wrigley Field is cursed after all. Days after a Boston Red Sox fan who was working construction on the new Yankee Stadium buried a Red Sox [continue reading...]
Posted on April 15th, 2008
Parents furious over Astros’ syringe giveaway promotion
HOUSTON, TX -- An embarrassed Houston Astros front office issued a statement today apologizing for a promotion gone awry. The club gave away free syringes to the first 1,500 kids [continue reading...]
Posted on April 10th, 2008
St. Louis Cardinals to get discount on pitchers’ arm surgeries
ST. LOUIS, MO -- Over the past couple of years, the St. Louis Cardinals have been beset by arm injuries suffered by their pitching staff. The pitchers on the current [continue reading...]
Posted on March 26th, 2008
Cards aim for shutdown of Jupiter alcohol sales
JUPITER, FL -- In an effort to keep the blood alcohol levels of its players and coaches below the legal limit, the St. Louis Cardinals organization has taken the unprecedented [continue reading...]
Posted on February 20th, 2008
Nick Barkman, accountant, retiring from pro sports dream
ST. LOUIS, MO -- At a small press conference held in his living room, 24-year-old Nick Barkman shocked the world today by announcing his retirement from dreaming about playing on [continue reading...]
Posted on January 14th, 2008
Search Our Site
Subscribe to SSNN's Newsletter
Check Out These Classics
Multimedia News
Vertical Soccer
It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!
Photo Gallery
Visit our Gallery for a full listing of images...
Featured News
- Crowd wondering who that white dude next to Michael Jordan is
- “Experts” unable to clarify exactly what Vick would do with Pats
- Ozzie Guillen throws perfect temper tantrum
- Kobe Bryant using ‘Send this story to a friend’ feature to inform Shaq of Lakers off-season moves
- Tim Lincecum skips post-game interviews to see “Harry Potter”
- Older Featured News...
News In Brief
- NFL season to climax today with Pro Bowl
- Todd Haley to interview with Chiefs about the possibility of yelling at their players
- Patriots coach Bill Belichick caught taping the Cardinals’ taping of the Steelers’ practice
- Polamalu thinking about buying a vowel
- ESPN discovers 28 other MLB squads
- Older News In Brief...
Want CHEAP sports tickets? From NASCAR tickets to WWE tickets, or Red Sox tickets, Final Four tickets to discount Super Bowl tickets, find great deals on all kinds of event tickets here.
Pickspal.com
Football Picks
College Football Picks
Golf is at its finest with Masters Tickets, while other historically important Sports Tickets like the Kentucky Derby Packages, and NFL Super Bowl Tickets are always hard to come by!
SeriousSportsNewsNetwork.com. All Rights Reserved. Site Map.
SSNN is not really cool for people under 18 years of age. Seriously, it's profane as all hell.
