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Fitzgerald frustrated with inability to unsubscribe from Cardinals email listserv

Enjoy this encore presentation of a classic SSNN piece. TEMPE, AZ -- With fellow receiver Anquan Boldin out due to injury last weekend, third-year wideout Larry Fitzgerald led the Arizona Cardinals [continue reading...]

Posted on November 23rd, 2008

Entire NFL outsourced to Africa in cost-cutting move

NEW YORK, NY – Growing excitement stemming from the opening of training camps throughout the National Football League was overshadowed yesterday by the decidedly controversial decision to outsource the entire [continue reading...]

Posted on July 5th, 2008

Phone companies report record call volume over Joba

Joba Chamberlain is really overexcited about starting.

NEW YORK, NY -- Several leading cellular phone companies reported a record number of phone calls Friday, apparently due to the announcement that New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain will [continue reading...]

Posted on May 30th, 2008

Man arrested for sending threatening letters to NFL players

ORLANDO, FL -- A Florida man was arrested yesterday in Orlando after being identified as the sender of multiple menacing letters to approximately twenty NFL players – including Reggie Bush, [continue reading...]

Posted on May 13th, 2008

Raiders determined not to let McFadden interfere with 2009 draft plans

McFadden will NOT get in the way of a top 2009 pick

OAKLAND, CA -- Oakland Raiders coach Lane Kiffin told reporters today that first-round draft choice Darren McFadden will not be allowed to ruin the team's future plans by having a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 5th, 2008

Bush shines at USC pro day

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The USC Trojans held their annual Pro Day yesterday in hopes of attracting notice for players hoping to be picked in the upcoming NFL draft. However, [continue reading...]

Posted on March 14th, 2008

Williams to reporters: scoreboard, bite me

HOUSTON, TX -– It appears that Texans' defensive end Mario Williams is having the last laugh at the doubters and naysayers who questioned his selection as the first pick of [continue reading...]

Posted on December 19th, 2007

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Fitzgerald frustrated with inability to unsubscribe from Cardinals email listserv

On a day when Larry Fitzgerald carried many fantasy teams, SSNN looks back at an amusing story starting #11 from earlier this year in our daily From the Archives feature. TEMPE, [continue reading...]

Posted on November 11th, 2007

McKnight one big game from first raise

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Following two straight impressive performances, heralded USC super-frosh Joe McKnight made significant strides in receiving the first pay increase of his career. "He's really close. Now [continue reading...]

Posted on October 22nd, 2007

Fitzgerald frustrated with inability to unsubscribe from Cardinals email listserv

TEMPE, AZ -- With fellow receiver Anquan Boldin out due to injury last weekend, third-year wideout Larry Fitzgerald led the Arizona Cardinals to a 34-31 victory over their division foes, [continue reading...]

Posted on October 12th, 2007

Third person now believes Mario Williams was right pick

HOUSTON, TX -- On Sunday, Houston resident and self-described "D-line Junkie" Hector Nunez became the third person to declare that he feels Mario Williams was the right first overall pick [continue reading...]

Posted on September 13th, 2007

Texans trying to gauge fans’ wants

HOUSTON, TX -- When the Houston Texans were awarded the first pick in the 2006 NFL draft, virtually everyone thought the team would pick between USC standout Reggie Bush and [continue reading...]

Posted on April 9th, 2007

Texans see 2007 draft class, ask for 2006 do-over

INDIANAPOLIS -- As the NFL Scouting Combine wears on, many teams are struggling to find prospects that fit their needs. The Texans, whose needs are as pressing and diverse as [continue reading...]

Posted on February 24th, 2007


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