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Sabathia settles Brewers rotation debate by eating Sheets

MILWAUKEE, WI -- When the Brewers traded for C.C. Sabathia yesterday, there was a lot of debate as to whether the incoming "ace" would replace the current "ace" of the [continue reading...]

Posted on July 8th, 2008

Actress Milano expected to break Ripken streak

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- According to her online baseball blog, former Charmed star Alyssa Milano expects to have sex with Tampa Bay Rays rookie bullpen catcher Arturo Guzman this Saturday night, [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2008

Ken Griffey, Jr. reaches 600

MIAMI, FL – Cincinnati Reds outfielder Ken Griffey, Jr. celebrated hitting his 600th career home run this week, becoming the sixth player in history and third in the last six [continue reading...]

Posted on June 11th, 2008

Congressmen drafted by Brewers, ordered to bat against Randy Johnson

PHOENIX, AZ -- Congressmen Elijah Cummings (D-MD) and Henry Waxman (D-CA) have been drafted by the Milwaukee Brewers and ordered to suit up for Friday's exhibition contest against the Arizona [continue reading...]

Posted on March 12th, 2008

Local man “pretty sure” he’ll win fantasy baseball league

MANHATTAN, NY -- Investment banker and avid fantasy baseball player Jason Ruffalo has told SSNN sources that he's the team to beat this year in his fantasy league. Ruffalo's prediction is [continue reading...]

Posted on March 6th, 2008

Randy Johnson adds to trophy case

BUCKSVILLE, AL -- In the July issue of Truckers for Truck Stop Girls, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson will be featured in a pictorial after readers voted him the magazine's [continue reading...]

Posted on May 7th, 2007

Arizona man shoved by Randy Johnson

TUCSON, AZ -- Randy Johnson's second stint as a starter for the Diamondbacks began much like his last relocation: with a minor altercation involving a man with a camera. Unfortunately [continue reading...]

Posted on February 21st, 2007

A-Rod cocky in latest article

BRONX, NY -- Featured in yet another controversial cover article - this for ESPN the Magazine - the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez appears to be the same self-centered diva he was [continue reading...]

Posted on January 23rd, 2007

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