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2007 Top 20, #7: Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus

BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]

Posted on December 30th, 2008

TO mad that people aren’t including him in stuff anymore

DALLAS, TX -- When Terrell Owens thought that Tony Romo and Jason Witten were re-making plays with the explicit purpose of not including him, it was the last straw. Owens [continue reading...]

Posted on December 21st, 2008

Entire NFL outsourced to Africa in cost-cutting move

NEW YORK, NY – Growing excitement stemming from the opening of training camps throughout the National Football League was overshadowed yesterday by the decidedly controversial decision to outsource the entire [continue reading...]

Posted on July 5th, 2008

Dolphins may hold dance contest to lure Taylor back

MIAMI, FL -- Contrary to public reports stating otherwise, SSNN has learned that the Miami Dolphins are desperate to bring back Pro Bowl defensive end Jason Taylor. In recent months, [continue reading...]

Posted on May 22nd, 2008

Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus

BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]

Posted on February 6th, 2008

Garcia punk’d again

HONOLULU, HI -- Jeff Garcia is again reeling from having been publicly embarrassed by Ashton Kutcher on his television program, Punk'd. This time, Kutcher worked with NFC Pro Bowl quarterbacks Brett [continue reading...]

Posted on January 30th, 2008

One game left: Manning shifts focus to Pro Bowl

A frustrated Peyton Manning blamed his first Super Bowl win on Rex Grossman, and then lashed out at his Pro Bowl teammates for celebrating too early. "What are you doing?" Manning [continue reading...]

Posted on January 1st, 2008

Williams to reporters: scoreboard, bite me

HOUSTON, TX -– It appears that Texans' defensive end Mario Williams is having the last laugh at the doubters and naysayers who questioned his selection as the first pick of [continue reading...]

Posted on December 19th, 2007

Petrino to Falcons: “Psych! I’m staying with you!”

ATLANTA, GA -- Bobby Petrino strolled into the Atlanta Falcons locker room Wednesday morning, walked directly over to DeAngelo Hall, and had a brief staredown. Then he grabbed the Pro Bowl [continue reading...]

Posted on December 12th, 2007

NFL rejects Chris Brown’s application to have Pro Bowl on Sept. 16

NEW YORK, NY -- Tennessee Titans running back Chris Brown received some bad news from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell Wednesday, when he was informed that the league has [continue reading...]

Posted on September 13th, 2007

Moorman to attempt position change

HOUSTON, TX -- The Texans made their first move of the 2007 offseason when they traded disappointing quarterback David Carr to Buffalo for Brian Moorman. After watching his -1 yard [continue reading...]

Posted on February 13th, 2007

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