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Phoenix Suns Archives
Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone
LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a dramatic and ironic twist, one of the few people in the world who actually knows how Shaquille O'Neal's ass tastes has been paid not [continue reading...]
Posted on June 25th, 2008
Shaq claims skewed media coverage of freestyle rap
NEW YORK CITY, NY – In the wake of causing a major stir with by apparently dissing Kobe Bryant in a freestyle rap at a New York club, Shaquille O'Neal [continue reading...]
Posted on June 24th, 2008
Kobe demanding trade again after Game 4 loss
LOS ANGELES, CA -- During a spectacular regular season that ended with the Lakers in the top spot in the Western Conference, and a playoff run that landed them in [continue reading...]
Posted on June 14th, 2008
Electronic Arts announces recall, delayed release of NBA Live ‘09
REDWOOD CITY, CA -- Electronic Arts, maker of the EA Sports line of video games, announced today that they are pushing back the release of this year's version of their [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008
Stern to Spurs: no conspiracy, just evened numbered year
BOSTON, MA -- NBA Commissioner David Stern released a statement today in response to mounting criticism that the outcome of the NBA Western Conference Finals was fixed. In it he [continue reading...]
Posted on June 5th, 2008
Suns future in doubt after Shaq steps on Nash
PHOENIX, AZ -- Just when it seemed that things couldn't get any worse for the Phoenix Suns – they did. After making a late-season deal to acquire center Shaquille O'Neal from [continue reading...]
Posted on May 27th, 2008
D’Antoni “can’t wait” to work with Marbury
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- During the press conference introducing him as the new head coach of the New York Knicks, Mike D'Antoni told reporters, "I can't wait to work [continue reading...]
Posted on May 16th, 2008
Nash shows up at Spurs practice
SAN ANTONIO, TX -- The San Antonio Spurs got a surprise earlier today while preparing for Game 2 of their first round series with the Phoenix Suns. "We were running [continue reading...]
Posted on April 21st, 2008
Riley, Heat unsure if they can match 15-game slide in second half
MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Heat lost their ninth straight game, 99-92 to the Chicago Bulls, on the Thursday before this NBA All-Star Weekend, but Pat Riley isn't so sure [continue reading...]
Posted on February 17th, 2008
Shaq to provide Maricopa Marauders huge boost in pickup league
PHOENIX, AZ -- The Maricopa County Marauders, a struggling team in the Arizona Sheriff's Deputies Pickup Basketball League (ASDPBL), got a huge boost this week when they traded for 7'1", [continue reading...]
Posted on February 8th, 2008
Santa delivers Christmas victory to Lakers by mistake
LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers found themselves on the receiving end of a Christmas miracle earlier this week when they pulled out a victory over the Phoenix [continue reading...]
Posted on December 27th, 2007
Phoenix nun punched Horry after game
PHOENIX, AZ -- SSNN sources in San Antonio report that Spurs forward Robert Horry was attacked by a Phoenix-based nun immediately following the Spurs-Suns game on Monday. "This little old [continue reading...]
Posted on December 21st, 2007
Skiles faces suspension for running of the Bulls
CHICAGO, IL -- Chicago Bulls coach Scott Skiles has been found to be in violation of rule 38B of the official NBA code of conduct which states that "Teams may [continue reading...]
Posted on July 16th, 2007
Nash starting “gun” tour
PHOENIX, AZ -- After their disappointing Game 5 loss, Phoenix Suns' superstar guard Steve Nash commented to Craig Sager that he has been working on his guns – most assumed [continue reading...]
Posted on May 20th, 2007
Jackson limiting pressure for Bryant
LOS ANGELES, CA -- For their first round series against the Phoenix Suns, the Los Angeles Lakers will need to depend heavily on superstar Kobe Bryant. Lakers coach Phil Jackson [continue reading...]
Posted on April 22nd, 2007
Stern axes remainder of season, playoffs
NEW YORK, NY -- At a Thursday press conference, NBA Commissioner David Stern called an abrupt end to the pro basketball season. The commissioner told a shocked group of reporters [continue reading...]
Posted on March 16th, 2007
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