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FROM THE ARCHIVES: Real-life Patriots outperform Bill Simmons-led Video Game Patriots

The Pats may not have been beating teams this bad lately, but chances are they'll smack the Giants worse than Bill Simmons ever could in a video game... NEW YORK, NY [continue reading...]

Posted on January 22nd, 2008

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Olbermann refuses to make Patriot Act joke

Keith Olbermann could have another chance to make a joke about the Patriots and videotaping this weekend, with the Jets' taping practices now in question... NEW YORK, NY -- The left-wing [continue reading...]

Posted on December 15th, 2007

U.S. hires Bill Belichick to clean up Iraq

BAGHDAD--Hoping to restructure and strengthen American and Iraqi Defenses, the US Government announced that it will send Bill Belichick to Iraq at the end of [continue reading...]

Posted on October 18th, 2007

Patriot System™ makes starters almost unnecessary

BOSTON, MA -- Several days after their complete destruction of the Cincinnati Bengals on Monday Night Football, the New England Patriots made a stunning announcement today. [continue reading...]

Posted on October 4th, 2007

Tens of people watched ESPN’s "Meeting"

BRISTOL, CT -- The ratings for ESPN's Town Hall Meeting: The Vick Divide are in, and station president George Bodenheimer is thrilled, calling it a resounding success. "We had about 35 [continue reading...]

Posted on September 27th, 2007

Olbermann refuses to make Patriot Act joke

NEW YORK, NY -- The left-wing news media is in an uproar this week over the refusal of MSNBC news host Keith Olbermann to make any joke whatsoever using the [continue reading...]

Posted on September 21st, 2007

Patriots send extra videotape to NFL, prove cheating did not help

FOXBORO, MA -- When the NFL receives the series of tapes that the New England Patriots are sending them as part of the spygate scandal, there will be one extra [continue reading...]

Posted on September 17th, 2007

Real-life Patriots outperform Bill Simmons-led Video Game Patriots

NEW YORK, NY -- The New England Patriots, in their 38-14 drubbing of the New York Jets, far exceeded the accomplishments of the Bill Simmons-led Madden 2007 Patriots, [continue reading...]

Posted on September 12th, 2007

NFL reviews confiscated tape, won’t penalize Pats

NEW YORK, NY -- Almost as soon as the spy camera scandal began, the National Football League put it bed. A source close to the league said that after careful [continue reading...]

Posted on September 11th, 2007

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