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Piazza apparently retired some time ago

NEW YORK, NY -- Much to our collective surprise, SSNN has learned that Mike Piazza, future Hall of Fame catcher for the Dodgers, Mets and most recently the Padres and [continue reading...]

Posted on August 25th, 2008

Twins defect to NL, lead West division by four games

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- In what has been called a daring midnight escape, the entire Minnesota Twins organization defected from the gray, dreary American League Central to the sunny climes of [continue reading...]

Posted on June 28th, 2008

Mariners hope to replace Sexson with Moose

SEATTLE, WA -- Floundering at the bottom of the AL West and rapidly falling out of playoff contention, the Seattle Mariners may follow the firing of manager John McLaren with [continue reading...]

Posted on June 23rd, 2008

Pujols adds insult to injury

ST. LOUIS, MO -- After injuring the San Diego Padres' Chris Young and Josh Bard earlier this week, an emotional Albert Pujols called a press conference today – in an [continue reading...]

Posted on May 24th, 2008

Padres management “not that upset” after Pujols injures entire team

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Before last night, it seemed that things couldn't get any worse for the San Diego Padres. The club, which lost their chance at last year's postseason [continue reading...]

Posted on May 22nd, 2008

San Diego Padres two-hit by local high school team

SAN DIEGO, CA -- As the San Diego Padres faced local St. Mary’s High School on a recent off-day, they didn't think they would be in for much of a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 6th, 2008

Marlins take steps to draw fewer fans

MIAMI, FL -- Characterized by periods of what can best be described as marginal success situated between the occasional World Series Championship, the Florida Marlins organization has become accustomed to [continue reading...]

Posted on April 29th, 2008

Padres GM furious with MLB ruling

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Still reeling – both physically and emotionally – from their epic, 22-inning loss to the Colorado Rockies last Thursday, the San Diego Padres are now trying [continue reading...]

Posted on April 22nd, 2008

Peavy vehemently denies using foreign substance, attributes performance to steroids

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Despite photographic evidence of a grimy substance on his right hand, San Diego Padres right-hander Jake Peavy denied allegations that he used any kind of foreign [continue reading...]

Posted on April 9th, 2008

Bradley injures elbow watching soap opera

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Only hours after returning home from a season-ending operation to repair his ACL, Milton Bradley injured his elbow, and will likely require Tommy John surgery. Bradley [continue reading...]

Posted on September 25th, 2007

Bradley completes NY Times Saturday crossword in nine minutes

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Stunning manager Bud Black and first baseman Adrian Gonzalez, Padres' outfielder Milton Bradley completed the dreaded Saturday New York Times crossword puzzle [continue reading...]

Posted on September 4th, 2007

Greg Maddux seeking guest appearance on Flight of the Conchords

SAN DIEGO--Greg Maddux has apparently threatened to fire his agent if he's not granted a guest appearance on HBO's cult hit Flight of the Conchords before the conclusion of the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 26th, 2007

Zambrano’s contract contains unusual "Barrett" clause

CHICAGO, IL -- Carlos Zambrano's new contract contains an unusual clause, labeled the Barrett clause, where he gets to beat up former Cubs catcher once a season. [continue reading...]

Posted on August 17th, 2007

Maddux living on edge

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Greg Maddux doesn't spend his off days the way most MLB players do. Instead of catching of up on some rest, the San Diego Padres pitcher [continue reading...]

Posted on May 31st, 2007

Sweet Lou quits, blames curse

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Though Lou Piniella's post-game press conference Wenesday night saw a frustrated, unhappy coach seem to struggle for answers to his team's woes, nobody expected the first-year [continue reading...]

Posted on May 25th, 2007

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